So, how powerful is Sportacus exactly? Is he peak human or super-human?

So, how powerful is Sportacus exactly? Is he peak human or super-human?

>peak human athletic abilities
>basically infinite stamina
>some very easily exploited weaknesses

He's basically a dollar store Captain America.

>can run faster than a cannonball
>broke a padlock with his bare hands

Nah, he would wreck the shit out of Steve Rogers

He has the ideal male body. You might not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

He is not a cartoon.

Making him a super hero with supernatural strength kind of goes against the show's message of fitness. If you can't really be like Sportacus why even try? It's been a long time since I've seen it, but I'd vote for perfect human.

He's described as a "slightly above-average hero"

Everyone in LazyTown just calls him a superhero, but that may be just cause everyone loves him

Puppet shows are allowed on Sup Forums, I can't remember why.

It had something to do with a Mexican sock puppet.

He's got a Popeye thing going on where he gets a boost when he eats healthy food.

He's a fast guy

Steve Rogers isn't in clayland.

How does Robbie fair?

>no exploitable weakness
>cunning
>reaonably athletic

Would he beat Captain america, no shield?

Slightly above peak human

Slightly Super human with the apple

>no exploitable weakness
What about nets?

>there will never be a Cap/LazyTown crossover with Steve pitted against Robbie

He might just be above-average human and have an advantage since everyone else is bottom tier (due to their own laziness and Robbie's schemes) and made of felt.

what if Sportacus his powers are directly related exactly how lazy everyone is or how sporty everyone is

Like if he can tap into the SportForce

And we're just seeing sporticus at his base level in a town like lazytown.

Don't forget he took a direct gutshot from a 890mm+ cannon that propelled him accross town at over 8000 mph and was seemingly unharmed.

Imagine Sportacus in the avengers

How BIG is his COCK?

It would be an improvement

So long as they throw it at sportacus and not him, he's good.

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Are olympic cities towns?

>Sportacus discovers Sup Forums
>visits /fit/, becomes a god
>visits /r9k/
>dies

I want to see a cross over of sporticus and batman vs Robbie rotten and joker