In the club

>In the club
>Suddenly, pic related walks up to your girl and smacks her ass
>With his tuning fork dagger
>What do you do?

Whip it out, babe.

run

>spoiler
Well, nice knowing you, babe.

Rip off my tattered shirt

Getting carried out of the club on a stretcher to go to the ER.

Smile and know he'll be dead of robot laryngeal cancer in a few years

Fpbp

Run away before I'm called out to mop.

Take her to hospital, obviously. Her ass exploded.

Curl up into fetal position and cry.

Tell her "Au revoir, that's french for "you're dead babe!""

Throw her ass at him before it 'splodes.

Run before I get covered in scat

Sorry

Wonder where I left my sword.

>mfw if Jack did whip out his sword, scatman would have used the vibrating fork dagger to destroy it

>mfw it doesn't break anyways

I'm glad the series started off with this guy for the first big fight, he's fucking great.

Jacks sword cant be destroyed just like the scotsmans sword

It was explained when he fought the scotsman on the bridge

Brace for impact.

Beep boop till the butt boom.

...

Shake it
Bake it
Booty quake it

Leave her for him if the blast doesn't kill me

I remind him that he's just a machine, an imitation of life.

Rip my girl's pants/skirt off and throw it on his face before it explodes

Same. We get a few pretty dark scenes including child abuse and that river of the dead bit

Then we get Sammy Davis Ian Anderson murderbot. Perfect.

Forget my purpose.

She's dead?

Attempt to become bro with robot

>fug her one last time before she esplodes (got plenty of time for that)
>take credit from Scatbot and attempt to convince people muh dick is just that powerful