Shows the made you question yourself as a child

Questions like, is chocolate really even that good of a ice cream flavor compared to vanilla.

swirl is best of both worlds.

But there can only be one truly great flavor.

Swirl is both flavors in one. Best flavor.

I didn't even care about this show originally, looking back at this does things for me.... have I regressed too far?

The answer is no, vanilla is superior. Chocolate is for menopausal women.

swirl itself is a flavor

you wouldnt say choc mint is 2 flavors

that show definitely made me confused yeah

everyone with taste knows the real answer is getting some neapolitan and then just making it like 40% vanilla 40% chocolate 10% strawberry. Of course there's the moment when you run outta chocolate and vanilla and just have to eat strawberry but the rest of the time that mix is so perfect it makes it worth it.

Cookies and Cream.

Coffee>Spumoni>Strawberry>Power Gap>All other flavors

Birthday cake.

Nothing made you question anything because you just a stupid fucking kid who have no clue about such things as sexuality. You may get crash on someone, but there is no way you can get a boner from any cartoon, such a load of crap. It's only happening when you starting hanging out around weirdos on the internet and find out that porn is a thing.

Cookies and Cream Birthday Cake

If both come out of one soft serve nozzle it's one flavor.

I've known and have watched porn since I was in elementary school.

Porn with people, not with cartoon characters, dumb shit.

Nope, I specifically remember seeing a lot of cartoon porn as a kid. I was a Sonic fag so it was mainly that cause I had a crush on Cream the Rabbit and Cosmo.

Childhood me would have to disagree. The only question I had was why my peepee was hard.

Be careful, you can get banned for that.

That sounds absolutely disgusting and the kind of thing only a total fatass would enjoy

Ice cream is a fatass thing to enjoy. Moderation is the key.

user I was having "funny feelings" ever since I was like six when I first saw Lilymon in Digimon.

Was I the only one that thought Mr. Whiskers was an old dude living with a teenaged canine girl? I always thought it was weird.

Ice cream chocolate is too strong IMO.

I like to take vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and whip it until it's like a Frosty.

It's called "love" and could happen at any age. Puberty hits much later and it doesn't encourage you to fuck cartoon dogs for sure. Cartoon crush is a real thing, cartoon first boner is a lie. This is what I'm trying to explain.

Swirl is vanilla and chocolate which equals vanilla-downed chocolate...

Neapolitan. Now there's a fucking flavor.

Vanilla is great.

Chocolate is good.

Coffee is good.

Mint is nice, but shouldn't be anyone's favourite.

Butter Pecan is for refined gentlemen.

Fruit flavours are for smoothie-slurping cunts who want to trick themselves into thinking they're being healthy. Same with flavours that pretend to be drinks.

Mix flavours are for indecisive faggos except for Rocky Road, which is acceptable.

Sundae?

Who else was asking themselves how many nipples those bitches had underneath that bikini top?

>Fruit flavours are for smoothie-slurping cunts
Bitch strawberry cheesecake is legit you piece of shit.

nobody likes the strawberry part of neopolitan

>favorite ice cream flavor
>not elderberry flower

lmaoing at your lives, amerilards

the fourth flavor

Cranberry, of course

Find me a cute Vanilla and a Intelligent Chocolate and I'm in heaven.

Would you like jimmies on that?

PISTACHIO IS GOD

>not the 5th flavor
Disgusting grown-ups wit their shitty ice cream flavors

>craving soft serve at 1AM when it's impossible to get

God dammit.

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Don't they have 24/7 mcdonalds where you live?

RIP grammar

They do but they turn off the machine before midnight.

that's bullshit
what if people want a thickshake?

The origin story is literally is the intro

RAINBOW SHERBET

anything but Bavaria cream

fuck that disgusting garbage and anyone who asks for a churro filling with it

MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP MOTHERFUCKER

>not liking delicious pink

Butter Pecan, a refined gentleman indeed.

dulce de leche

Of course Vanilla is better, it's much more versatile. Chocolate is the flavor of children and plebs

>plain means versatile now

>Vanilla
>Plain

Nigga, no

>Butter Pecan is for refined gentlemen.

Motherfucker I will cut you if you touch my ice cream with that spunk fungus.

Name a plainer flavor of ice cream

Any ice cream that is any single flavor is as "plain" as vanilla

Coconut ice cream with chunks of fudge, walnuts, and butterscotch. you'll thank me later

Pistachio is nice, but not as good as Rum Raisin. That's the true patrician taste.

Sounds like a mess

Cookies and cream with hot fudge and peanut butter.

All else need not apply

Is almond joy a mess? Because it's basically that but in ice cream form. If you don't like coconut fine just say that but don't pretend to know how well these flavors mesh.

Coconut and butterscotch are some of my favorite flavors ever.
Walnuts give me a mild allergic reaction
But it sounds like an unpleasant consistency.
soft ice cream, gummy butterscotch, chewy fudge and hard walnuts.

usually I only like one solid thing embedded in my ice cream.
Coconut fudge.
Coconut butterscotch.
Those sound much more appealing.

only once in my entire life have I heard someone call sprinkles jimmies, I honestly thought KND made that up

I grew up in Tillamook, a mile away from that factory. I prefer Udderly Chocolate (Otherwise known as Brown Cow) myself.

Hold up. Are we still talking about women, or is this now an argument about literal ice cream?

Because frankly, in both cases variety is the spice of life.

>Walnuts give me a mild allergic reaction
Well that is sad to hear. If you don't have a overall nut allergy I'd suggest substituting Hazelnuts or forget it.

>usually I only like one solid thing embedded in my ice cream
>fudge
>butterscotch
>solid
I'm not saying chocolate chips I'm saying fudge. Fudge and butterscotch shouldn't be solid and I'm sitting here concerned why you think they would be solid unless you're freezing them and then eating them. Why the hell would you do that?

Not them but both fudge and butterscotch can come in hard and soft forms although the more solid forms are their usual standard.
In some ice creams the fudge seems to be more of a thick syrup swirled in but that isn't always the case.

Who are the one's making these hard fudges? I need a name. Give me a name.

They don't have hard fudge in America?

We do, I don't know why they haven't encountered it.

Stop trying to change the subject and give us a name.

No, I haven't encontered hard fudge. At least not any of the handmade fudge I've bought.

Banana Pear.