Beauty and the Beast

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>68%
Meh, it's still gonna make money, so it won't stop the trend. Maybe the next one could be a flop.

sorry WBaby but your days are numbered

>Maybe the next one could be a flop.

Shit, that's going to be Mulan and I am honestly hyped for it much more than this or Cinderella. We know it already changes some shit around instead of being pretty much the cartoon

>TERRIBLE?
What an obvious Kremlin shill! Why do we allow Russian influencing our movies? Just because there is a gay character and USSR can't be progressive, doesn't mean we will stand to have our country hacked, bribed, and gutted by Putin.

>that article
Have adults always been such passive aggressive babies or am I just growing up and noticing it more?

Disney doesn't flop

>b-but it sold better than this WB movie!
Good goy.

Man whatever else the movie does they're not going to have a Beast that actually looks as good as the OG Beast.

The guy is a neckbeard and everything.

Cough cough

>the writer of one of the best Catwoman runs ever
I trust her opinion.

Depends on the society near you

In some places they're just aggressive

They haven't.

The way adults, all over the world, behave today, is atrocious. Horrible, greedy, cowardly, spoiled things, encouraging each other to have kids and play house just to validate their empty, tragic existence.

Not to say having a family is bad. Just that no one is doing it correctly, have any real values or have any actual concern for the near future and just want to leave a mark on the world in some way, even if they have to pollute it.

>2006
jesus grandpa at least try and pick something from this DECADE

*rolls eyes*

Nah, senpai, that's what every generation says and does. You're just an adult now, so you're being introduced to adults as they treat each other and not pose for children.

The human race is a big fugazi, a big play. Some people rebelling childishly against the idea of adulthood and some people thinking childishly that to be adult is to be self-serious, pompous and anal about rule and order. Human condition. Personally finding meditation helps with that.

>i-it doesn't count because it's old!
You're adorable.

not just that shitty WB that was the previous record holder for best March opening weekend

variety.com/2017/film/news/box-office-beauty-and-the-beast-1202010718/
>Disney’s live-action musical “Beauty and the Beast” has opened with a magical $16.3 million at Thursday night preview screenings in North America.

>The preview gross was the biggest of the year and the biggest ever for a Disney live-action title, finishing above the preview numbers for “Iron Man 3” and “Furious 7.”

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Sup Forums????
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>"LOOK GUYS, SOMEONE DIDN'T LIKE A THING I LIKED. IT MUST BE Sup Forums !!!"

Fuck off faggot, you're just as bad

>this backpedaling

CGI Lion King is next. That shit gonna make big bucks only because Lion King is in the title.

>every generation says and does
There's only been a handful of generations that look at this world as a place they could affect individually. From an historical standpoint, most people were born, lived, and died all in the same 50 miles radius.

there's clearly an alt-reich homophobic bias

fuck off and die please

Jesus Christ you dumb niggers it's clearly a falseflagger. Only a Sup Forumsshitter pretending to be a tumblr would type *rolls eyes*.

Ugh. *facepalms*

Nah, mate, I'm very much not Sup Forums and find the ideology spouted from the most stereotypical parts ofthe board to be abhorrent, but this really doesn't look like a good film to me. It seems really derivative and coasting entirely on being the animated movie but in live-action. There's little sense that they're using the live-action medium to add dimension to the story.

>*facepalms*
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Stop propagating that bullshit. Her run was generic as fuck.

I would love to be able to meditate, but if I'm doing it to forget about how horrible grown human beings behave when they think they can get away with it, I would have to remove myself from society altogether. I really, really hate it, I don't want to drink anymore, and I don't want to live in the US anymore. This is kind of a good talk because fucking off to the wild is probably the best option I have right now anyway.

The Lone Ranger and John Carter off the top of my head.

I got u senpai

>There's only been a handful of generations that look at this world as a place they could affect individually. From an historical standpoint, most people were born, lived, and died all in the same 50 miles radius.

Isn't that a victory, though? That individual humans are starting to have the means and freedoms to define their own lives rather than having them defined from someone else with power?

>NOT MUH

I never seen anyone NAIL IT SO PERFECTLY

>That individual humans are starting to have the means and freedoms

Not most people. There is a hell of a lot of collateral damage in this dept.

It sounds counter-intuitive, but I find that when you give people the opportunity to be better, they will be. Cynicism is understandable as a perspective, looking at the world and general human history, but I think that it's self-perpetuating. Humans acting horribly because they assume everyone else will.

I try not to think too much about other people either good or ill. Comparison with others, whether you think them superior or inferior to yourself, whether you base that judgement on ethics or how hard they work or sexuality or whatever, ends up getting you caught in emotional traps.

I can sympathise with 'fucking off to the wild', to be honest, user; I do think that we're getting increasingly out of touch with nature, and that's for the worse.

Man I was just pointing out inconsistencies in how people think about others worldviews. Don't go all philosophical on me.

>your movie is a piece of shit
>mouseshills: "b-but it's going to make money!"
Everytime. Disney is to artistic integrity what meth to healthy teeth

Which is why I use 'starting'. Obviously there's a ways to go and powerful men who use their influence for ill that need challenging.

Lone Ranger would have bankrupt Warner Bros, that much of a bomb it was. This year's Pirates may go the same route

>Lone Ranger

Oh fug I forgot about that. What a goddamn disaster.

that was 06? jesus

Also,
>mouseshills post copypastas from /lit/

But they aren't being challenged. They are the ones who are going to live on and pass on their ways. Because their way works, while everyone else is being driven like chattel into the wild or into serfdom.

I know this isn't Sup Forums related but this is why people have a knee-jerk response of "edgy" because they're so used to endless horse shit and don't want to be reminded of their neutered state of being.

ide go see a disney made live action alladin.

That's not true

I actually agree on that front, user. I won't say 'their way works' because that suggests that those with power are working in the best interests of everyone, but it does work for them.

And their methods do need to be challenged or at least not played into.

People don't like being reminded that they lack power. I think that people have a response of edgy to that, yes, but I do think tact is important as well if you want people to listen.

have you ever read Prometheus Rising by any chance user?

IT'S ALADDIN YOU FUCKTARD.

So people get tired and leave the thread that offended their corporate masters?

Nope, I'll definitely keep it in mind though.

>$332.2 million

Try again

>mfw both headlines are true

What a soulless machine Disney has become. I seriously hope this shit doesn't break the BvS meaningless record, that's the only thing that would hurt these psychopaths. Just like they don't give a fuck about oscars, but Suicide Squad cucking Doctor Strange was a massive blow.

Give it a look, it's a bit dense/esoteric at first but it deals with a lot of the concepts of power relations and how those with power are able to keep those without complacent. It's an interesting read, I think you'd enjoy it (based on 3 or 4 anonymous messages sent on an imageboard lel),

>no spider-horse carriage
>final battle sucks
>Maurice's Lumberjack Mecha is replaced by a fucking ballet set

God damn it.

>Just like they don't give a fuck about oscars, but Suicide Squad cucking Doctor Strange was a massive blow.

What does keep people caring about the Oscars.

I'm a film fan, I care about film. But why is so much energy expended by news media covering what amounts to a self-congratulatory award ceremony for the ultra-rich? What's achieved there? There's very little artistry involved. Yes, it's ostensibly celebrating artists, but the Academy could do that without so much overblown pomp. What's all the spectacle for?

>trying to sell French stories in the official year of the muslim

Fuck critics. This movie is going to be a success. Disney doesn't make bad movies.

>What's all the spectacle for?

At this point the award ceremony should be private, just for the people who want to show up to the afterparty and eat swan meat and do tons of cocaine or whatever they do.

Maybe if they advertised the gay character more it would havd gotten some special tumble brownie points

>I'm a film fan, I care about film
What are you doing in a board about shit movies?

>Disniggers have to push how much they hate BvS in every article

If Disney fags like to call BvS a flop, but B&tB can be compared to it, then doesn't that make B&tB a flop?

I feel like this is bait, but it's sad that people actually think like this
>Disney doesn't make bad movies.
Not that someone likes everything Disney has put out, but that one could become inured to a corporation like this

>thinking that was a blow to anyone

Nigga, nobody but WBfags care. They repeat it like a mantra and everybody just laughs at them for being so retarded.

Also, how was Strange cucked? The only Oscar it was seriously up for wasn't even in the same category that SS won. Do you know what 'cucked' actually means?

Inertia from when I was a teenager and I still like some comic books, to be honest.

Wow. The lumberjack of doom and Gastons song were the two bits I was looking forward to. They seriously didn't bother building that? Even with cgi?

I work in theatre and building that thing with practical effects would have been a dream come true.

Heh, sure.

>gotta make another cent!

The problem is that they made the exact same movie they made 26 years ago except with worse singing and an openly gay LeFou.

>Nigga, nobody but WBfags care.

So all those people having a meltdown over SS winning an Oscar didn't happen?

By being destroyed by both Harry Potter grampa or something and Harley Quinn. And if you think anyone buys your HAHAHAHA threads as anything other than you crying over that, you're very wrong my shill friend.

27%

>0%

>Board about shit movies
>Sup Forums
>About movies
People can have more than one interest you actual autist.

Oh hey, Valentine wrote this.

>27
>multiplied by 2 makes 54
>add a 1, which is what the Oscar looks like
>52

God this shit is dumb.

They're critics,they're an award organization, this shit is all arbitrary.

Why do you have to prove that what you happen to like is so much better than what other people like? Why do you guys care so much? If you enjoy it, that's fine, if you don't, that's fine too.

What's with this dick-measuring contest over something that you had no part in making?

It's fucking bait dude

>the Oscars don't count because muh marlel didn't get any

It's fine by me but there are shills here and it's fun to trigger them.

Suicide Squad is a piece of shit but I love the flick because of the reason stated above

>literally say 'both sides are stupid in this debate'
>you must be a Marvel fanboy

wut

I can appreciate your philosophy more user.

The film costed $350 million including marketing to make, you fucking idiot.

Hell, I remember it going up against Madagascar.

I was still in 7th or 8th grade.

Welcome to the internet.

Any company dumb enough to pay someone to shitpost on Sup Forums would have gone under years ago.

They pay other companies to do "online promotion" or "viral marketing", or whatever. Shitposting on a slow board like Sup Forums costs cents because it's just one guy with a tab open while he shills somewhere else at the same time. Better believe because it's true.

>Genevive Valentine
Based Valentine.

It's a remake of a Disney movie starring the feminist of the moment and featuring actual faggotry. I am very surprised Ars didn't like it, even if the authors main complaint seems to be "Belle wore a dress".

HOL UP

This. Its fine if someone wants Godfather pastiche #47854, but it pretty much stripped Selina of all her character to achieve it. She became bland and brooding and angsty to serve the story, instead of actually putting the character of Selina in such a position navigating the pitfalls.

>>Suicide Squad is an Oscar-winning piece of shit
FTFY

>NOT MUH SLUT IN LEATHER

but.

but it's set in 16th century france.

she should be wearing dresses.

i applaud emma's effort, if it wasn't disney she would have sunk it

In the end it's still just a movie about a bland girl falling in love with a rich, big, hairy, man dog.

Fuck off, Cranky.

I was always weirded out by the relative similarities those two movies had.
Sort of an Antz and Bugs Life deal

If the farm girl was played by a black man and the movie consisted of him sucking Beast's feminine penis for two and a half hours while ranting about Trump Ars would have rated it 10 out of 10.

Did you somehow forget the flops they had in recent years?
Lone Ranger, John Carter, Prince of Persia, Tomorrowland, and Treasure Planet if we go back a little farther.

Live-action adaptations of beloved animated Disney movies, however, do not flop.
People seemed barely aware of the Cinderella movie, and it still did great.

>only the smartest 27% of critics liked BvS

Everyone forgets Mars needs moms. Can't say Ii blame them though.

we agreed never to talk about it.