Alice is a Mary Sue

Alice is a Mary Sue.

Somehow it just works though. I can't tell you what the magic formula is, but Rey and Danaerys seem like pandering while Furiosa and Ripley are okay.

Your point? It's not like these movies were held to a standard

Good thread. I'm going to bed now.

>its a Krager makes a thread episode

Dumb krager impersonater no she isn't

A shocking insight that throws the franchise into disarray

but that’s the point and no one cares because the franchise doesn’t hold her out as some kind of godess or achievement we have to honor in spite of ourselves

What asshole came along and decided that the Resident Evil series needed to be a superhero franchise?

having an actress with the presence to carry a central role makes all the difference in the world

She is a programmed object not a person. What do transgender blogging concepts have to do with it?

This shit only really started with Apocolypse. Sure, she was sort of a Mary Sue in the first one but at least it seemed like the rest of the cast still mattered. I'm still mad she stole the spotlight away from actual video game characters like Jill and Claire in that movie. Also, where the fuck was Rebecca?

how do the umbrella goons get paid

Umbrella sells over-the-counter medication like Aspirin and T-Virus to make profit which it then distributes in the form of a previously agreed upon salary.

>Furiosa
The writer/producer/director/whatever literally went on record that this was to be a feminist movie and they brought a feminist on board to monitor the film.

what does it say about that film where they cloned her hundreds of times and killed them? the scriptwriter hates himself that much?

>sells over-the-counter medication like Aspirin and T-Virus
>

... T-virus as over-the-counter? "Yeah, I'm dead and I'm looking for something that can help because I have to be at work in an hour."

Yeah, don't you know? Umbrella made a killing doing that

TRIPFAGS ARE FAGGOTS

I really like Milla for some reason, even though I don't care for her movies besides Zoolander.

Never cared much for her looks, not ugly but she has this look to her that I see in a lot of Slavic girls.

Fury Roads an 8/10 though

Maybe they should do that with more movies desu

>some reason
Yeah, it's a mystery.

It didnt work for me. The first movie was the only good one.

Luc Besson is a cuckold, during filming The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, my father held her in hands and light up her cigarette. Luc Besson later gave him autographed concept art book of Fifth Element.
So back then when Luc and Milla were married, all you had to do to get gift from Luc was come close to him or his wife.

She died in the second movie though so no she wasn't a Mary Sue.

>nd they brought a feminist on board to monitor the film.

No you nonce they bought a rape survivor specialist or whatever the hell she was to coach the ladies, she happened to be a feminist.

Why was your father at that set?
Also, there's a picture of my father holding one of Bowie's wives (the black one) while Bowie looks upset in the background.

He was doing some extra work on the movie and later did some knight playing. He was running through that gate where they pour boiling oil on them and then he was in one scene where two knights walk in the room with chest.

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Krager!0jNlGRepDM is a nigger jew

Wasn't she only like 14 here?

yes she was

>she