ITT: dead careers

ITT: dead careers

Allison Mack

>>Currently the leader of a bizarre sex cult.

it really shows how strong Dan's material/writing was

i never found her attractive and she has big wide feet.

Bad actress

how do i join?

How has she not been criminally charged? Is there at least an FBI investigation into the sex cult thing? It's like nothing changed

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She could revive her career with a porn movie or two

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

i heard she's going to be on celebrity big brother

I love this pasta

They have a war chest of hundreds of millions of dollars, thanks to the Bronfmans. They also use their political clout.

Fucking bitch, how dare she cheat on pump

Jordyn Jones

>>>Occasional modeling jobs never quite led to the Big Break in Showbiz.

>this is actually real
Won't do a decent nude scene but will join a fucking sex cult.

She's the Alpha Bitch in this strange and horrible cult. She must be doing something right...

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Bella Thorne

>>Went from Teen Queen Disney Royalty to Rapidly Aging Degenerate Twitter Cam Whore faster than the speed of light.

>leader
I don't think so. The leader is wrecking her vagina daily.

dear god what happened to her?

If I were her I'd willingly give up on acting and just live a normal life.

Alcohol, tobacco, opiates, unnecessary plastic surgery. Bipolar disorder..

Well, there it is. She's reached the point now where I actively don't want to fuck her.

I mean, I would obviously, but it's no longer something I actively would desire. She's so greasy

Literally what went wrong

Thats a shame.

Can Sup Forums save her??

her lips look like a baboon's ass

Chek'd

Why can't we have cute and pure women anymore?

it's too late she went form hometown sweetheart to streetwalker poor thing

Rowan Blanchard

>>Starred in one of the most popular Disney shows of all time. Her SJW bullshit single handedly got the show cancelled, and permanently tanked her career.

Most women celebs are hacks that can only get recognition by sexualizing themselves

Literally who?

Wow

Do you think Miranda Cosgrove will do another NBC show?

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My point, exactly.

Where did you get that picture?

>gosling in the back

this thing looks like a walking STD in every pic i see of it

>implying that's a bad thing
fuckin normies

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Should we start a Sup Forums Deadpool?

She's morphing into a circus clown

When I was studying at USC, around 2013, this was the most popular rumor/story about the Icarly actress going around The Row. How come this story is posted here now lol

Amerimutt "culture"

Chris Kattan

>>>He never achieved success after Saturday Night Live..

He had a terrible and crippling back injury ya dingus

IF she had done something criminal then she would be charged in a heartbeat. Starting one's own religion is unfortunately not illegal yet.

by being a young attractive female. it's essentially a harem for one guy an Mack recruits new whores for him.

>Her SJW bullshit single handedly got the show cancelled

What and how?

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Norm MacDonald trolled him into psychosis for shits and giggles. Seriously, look it up.

How much longer does she have?

nonsense and there is nothing to look up. Stop making shit up

Go to bed, Chris. Ya fuckin fag.

What he's referring to is how Norm was such a dick to Chris (because Chris was such a piece of shit) during SNL that Chris would literally have breakdowns and cry in his office which Jim Breuer has talked about and was mentioned in Shales SNL book, I'm guessing.

Remember when Kattan got caught lying about Norm on the Stern show and it was awkward as fuck?

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Way to not know what the fuck you're talking about there Corky Romano Internet Defense Force.

She's like an even more gross Grimes.

You ain't seen nothing yet....

Reminder that bella thorne gets lots of fucking work and was never a big star so her career is pretty much the same as it always was

>these lies
Disney wouldn’t give two fucks as long as the show was actually popular and making them money

What a mean spirited thread.

she's a few clothing items away from becoming female Jack Sparrow.

And virgins in this thread say she's ruined baka

Literally opioid addiction, most likely Xannax like her ex-bf

Don't try and reason with these retards. In one thread they'll say something like that but in another thread they'll call Disney an SJW company, nothing is real and they have no object permanence, they're like angry goldfish.

>How can the people I disagree with have so many conflicting opinions?
>Could it be because I've merged them all into a single entity in my mind when in reality it's hundreds of different people
>No, they're just stupid xD

>Calls other people virgins
>Thinks that skank looks good
>Such a shut in that he thinks "Xannax" is an opioid

Go away /reddit9k/ before you get the hose again.

lmao, this is fucking hilarious.

Is Disney an SJW company?

how do you have a fox deal but never appear on any fox shows?

I think they let the wind blow them as it will. Ten years ago they wanted to appear wholesome, today they're happy to promote the left wing social issues, tomorrow they could be anything else

So if "today" they're happy to promote the left wing social issues, why the fuck do you think an actress promoting left wing social issues would make them cancel a show?

You are a RETARD.

First day here, reddit?

Because I'm not the same person you mong

>28 seconds ago
>7 page
What's the point of no-bump? Why mods just don't prune thread?

That's a very good question actually.

Weird, because poster count in the thread didn't go up between our replies.

Oh right, you're a different mouthbreather who answers questions posted directly to other people *winky face* *pepe smiley* XD

I'm
And you can see that because my first post was the 38th IP

that's a /qa/ question

What happened to Isabelle Fuhrman?

Sorry

doing a movie with asr!

wtf i want to be that guy