Moe's tavern. moe speaking

moe's tavern. moe speaking

EXTRA THICC

EXTRA THICC !

CAN SOMEONE CHECK THE LADIES ROOM FOR AN EXTRA THICC ?

"Yeah i'm looking for Furry, last name Tofok"

JUUUUUUUULLLLLLAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Hey, Barney! There's a phone call for you!

Yeah im looking for Anita....Anita Cox

Could you ask for Amanda Love?

Hi, I'm calling for a Ollie Tabooger?

I am looking for an indian fellow named Ni Dal Dik?

Git off da stage!

Your sister's gettin' raped!

Hi, I'm looking for a Moe Szyslak.

Is Night Dick there?

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Salutations my good man, I would like to inquire if you perhaps have Prince Edward in a Can.

THIS JOKE IS OBSOLETE BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS A CELLPHONE AND NOBODY CALLS A BAR ANYMORE TO TALK TO ONE OF THE PATRONS

Moe this is Bart Simpson I've been prank calling you for years and now I want you to come to my house and punish my tight little boy asshole with your big hard cock. Please come over and fuck me. I'll be your little boy slut cumdump. I'll do whatever you want just shoot that hot cum in me.

You would think that, but it's far from true.
You can ignore your cellphone when your drinking, but when whoever's calling calls the bar and asks for you specifically it's a lot harder to ignore.

[sobbing]

I'm looking for a Seymour Cockus.

Unkie Moe. My sodi is too cold. My teef hurt.

Yeah little girl, i'll change it for ya. But follow me to the bathroom.

I'm looking for a Mr. Crotch, first name Mike