You and what army?

>You and what army?

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>We have a Hunk

I like how the only time this worked out was in Shrek

dumb frogposter

>We've got company!

>If you wanna get to him. You're gonna have to go through me.

>time to move on to plan B
>what's plan B?
>*loads gun* I am

Dominican poison/miz issy before anyone asks

M O M M Y

>You and what army?

>PLAN B DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL!
>I HOPE WE HAVE PLANS C, D, E, F AND G

>time for plan B
>THAT WAS PLAN B

>Ah, Bach's cello suite number one, exquisite

MÄMMY GIV MILKYYYYYYYYYY

>missionary
>while holding hands no less
>pure

don't robots fit in mechanophilia?

>Slug † Christ
> youtube.com/watch?v=-hlcgiPjf1k
>this fucker's videos have millions of views

>Two men about to fight
>Woman yells "Stop!"
>They actually stop

>two men about to fight
>just pushing one another back and forth instead of actually throwing punches

>Giant battle to the death
>Dozens of people on both sides fighting
>Someone yells "STOP"
>Everyone stops at once

>tfw I like at least half of degenerate
oops

>"It's a trap!"
>"I know"

>and your OTHER army...

...

>Stop!
and your other stop!

>rimjobs and anal in "normal"
What the ruck world do you live in? Is America really like that?

>your army
>villains army turn their weapons on him

Tfw at least 1/4th of degenerate.
Amputees and burn victims also deserve love.

Pretty good list but I'd switch rimjobs down to weird and shemale/tranny up to weird. Shemale porn is very common and almost normal.

Damn right

Too big

>You and what army?....They're right behind me, aren't they?

Tfw no flawed/hurt gf to care for.

>black man and White man about to fight
>extremely woke person yells "STOP! This is what [[[they]]] want us to do!"
>the nig and honkey label the woke guy a loon and actually kill eachother

>getting here was easy
>TOO easy

What prude ass part of the world do you live in? Are you really claiming ameriprudes are prudes compared to you? Rimjobs not so much but definetely anal.

*are degenerate compared to you

slavs love anal

>who did this?
>who... or... what?
>*dramatic music*

>Boy vs. girl episode
>The boys are suddenly huge dicks
>The girls win

cuckoldry is way more normalized now

in fact, a good part of the degenerate list can be found on tumblr quite easily

> shemale/tranny
> degenerate
oh plz it's borderline normie tier

traps are higher up

>tfw pure shit turns me on the most because it's so rare to find good passionate shit

I'm hard as a rock just thinking about it.

>being this much in denial

>Group trying to solve a problem
>One of them start to explain a solution
>others join in and start to
>finish
>each other's
>sentences

>abortion smoothies

>this army
>*grabs junk*

imdb.com/title/tt5982454/
Is this it? Or does one need to go into the deep web to find the good stuff

*army appears*
>this one!

>I have a bad feeling about this

This is why I always killed Lydia

>where are we?
>not where...when

Best boy

>light bondage
>latex
>"dressing up"
>blindfolds
>anywhere fucking near "weird"

What moron made this?

>you and what army?
>English, Doc

>one of the men actually stops
>the other suckerpunches him

>two men on the battlefield
>one will survive
>FIGHT

PIV???

Homo

>holding hands
>pure

penis in vagina

couldn't find floor tiles, where do they rank?

Look closer, they're there.

It's also missing xix century nude ethnology photographs

>everyone is arguing
>character shoots gun into the air to silence them

ME AND...THIS ARMY

Name ONE (1) Film that does this

ARGHHH!!! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!

>horde of soliders comes over the crest of a hill behind hero

>American movie
>"You and what army?"
>army comes out
>looks into the camera
>"The U.S Navy army. Are YOU bold enough to enlist?"

>Hey, why don't you pick on some one your own size?

>running advertisements for the American military in the middle of a film
do Americans really do this?

>they expected the dramatic exchange to take place ahead of time and came out at a time when it would be the most satisfying to the audience

Just wanna squeeze them.

>a piece of ceiling hits someone in the head

>we're not so different you and I

The way it works is that if a movie wants to have the US Military in a movie and have access to bases and equipment doing cool shit, the military will agree only if they film features them in a good light. They don't force themselves into movies, but if you want their help it'll cost you, and the price is pretty much making them all seem super bad ass and be almost like a recruitment commercial.

It makes sense though, it's a volunteer military and they're more than happy to be involved in Hollywood as long as they get their message out.

>guy stands up / turns around / moves in another way that makes him seem a lot bigger than you initially thought he was
>It's time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>*sprints away*

>hand over your weapons!
>main characters comically hand over an assortment of small arms glued in odd places
>ALL of them!
>zooms in on female character;s face as she produces a large phallic weapon from somewhere off screen
>male characters look shocked
>female character shrugs

name 250 movies that do this

Holy shit my sides

>Ohio
every time

>Where'd you learn to do THAT?
>I grew up with one dad.

>Did you hear that?
>No.
>Exactly!

>Where'd you learn to do THAT?
>I grew up with 14000000000 brothers

>or more specifically, I go through you

>You and what army?
>Not WHAT army... WHOSE army!

Emme!

>The U.S Navy army

Penis in vagina?

>the woke guy a loon
Of course.
Because he's not "woke", but a loon.
Do you think we want white people gone with violence? We rather have you outbred, with a whimper.

calm down loon.

kek

kek?

That is an impossible statement

Keep eating kock.

>It's quiet
>too quiet

>too too quiet
>exactly

>Get me the president

so I shoot the footage and make them look like assholes