If you were any of the MCU or DCEU heroes (or villains), how would you misuse their powers?

If you were any of the MCU or DCEU heroes (or villains), how would you misuse their powers?

Eg:
>Be Ant-Man
>Have the Wasp shrink down to the size of a child
>Go from there
That sort of thing

If I was the Flash I would rape

This is what capeshit fans think about

>Be Superman
>Fly to whitehouse
>beat up Blonald Blumpf

>Be Doctor Strange
>Make the world an M.C. Escher painting
>Leave it like that

>BE CYBORG
>ASK THE REMAINDER OF MY NIGROSIS BE REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH MORE CYBORG

if i were superman, i would take on corrupt politicians and corporate executives who do shit that they know harms people.

>be batman
>move to a sane country
>enjoy being rich

>flash
rob banks all the time
>superman
become the next ed gein/manson/bundy or something
>hulk
die in a videogame and destroy my house

Is this the Reddit General?

As Flash I would participate in marathons. Taking home first price every time

>be wonder woman
>masturbate because i have a vagina now

>Be Batman or Ironman
>Spend money on getting far right politicians elected
>put the real super villains in camps and gas them
2ez OP

>Be DCEU Wonder Woman
>Still stuck with penis

this

Also
>be Iceman
>finally tolerate these goddamn Texas summers

>Captain America
>hate Nazis
>go to the Palestinian Ghettos and kill thousands upon thousands of jews because they are modern day nazis
>get Avengers to help

But...she would just look like a midget. Not like a child.

if I was Thor I would take up Gal Gadot's challenge that she issued on Twitter and cave her skull in.

I'd be okay with that

I would be the joker so that I could stab Americans with pencils and knife

So the original Superman before he was corporatised and made as bland and inoffensive as possible so to not offend snowflake right wingers crying about the poor corrupt slum lords and industrialists.

Wonder Woman = MTF?

What if like... Bateman and Spider-Man had a battle??? damn...