>Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is journeying across the Nine Realms, investigating who is trying to assemble the Infinity Stones, when he discovers that Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has been masquerading as Odin (Anthony Hopkins) and has usurped the throne of Asgard.
>Hela (Cate Blanchett) is a powerful enchantress and queen of the undead, who has been locked away by Odin centuries before. Due to Loki's negligence, she escapes and destroys Mjolnir when Thor attempts to stop her. She then exiles him to the faraway planet Sakaar, filled with barbarians and outlaws from throughout the cosmos.
>Thor is captured by Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), a renegade Asgardian working for Sakaar's ruler, the Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum), locating warriors to fight in the Grandmaster's gladiatorial matches. The Grandmaster is one of the Elders of the Universe and is obsessed by his own pleasure.
>Thor ends up becoming a gladiator and discovers that the champion of the arena is the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), who hasn't reverted to his human form as Bruce Banner in months. Because of this, their personalities are merging, and the Hulk is becoming more intelligent.
Easton Bell
>Loki attempts to form an alliance with Hela, but she betrays him, forcing Loki to seek Thor for help. He helps Thor and Hulk escape from the arena, and the trio leaves to find Odin, who has been exiled to Earth by Loki and has been living as a vagrant.
>Doctor Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) helps Thor locate Odin, who instructs Thor to find the "ultimate weapon" in order to stop Hela.
>Thor, Loki and Hulk then depart in search of the weapon while being pursued by both the Valkyrie, who has been ordered to recaptured them by the Grandmaster, as well as by Hela's enforcer, Skurge (Karl Urban).
>Hela has the power to summon weapons from her own body, and her plan is to awaken two legendary monsters, Surtur and Fenrir, and unleash the Ragnarok upon the Nine Realms.
Isaiah Torres
What's heavily rumored.
>Thor and Jane Foster have broken up due to Thor's continuous absences from Earth.
>Due to Mjolnir's destruction, Thor wields a pair of swords while on Sakaar, which he later replaces for the battle axe Jarnbjorn.
>Thor greatly admires the Valkyries, Asgard's elite warriors, and encourages Valkyrie to embrace the ideals she abandoned. She eventually cuts ties with the Grandmaster and joins the battle against Hela's forces, as well as developing a relationship with Thor.
>Heimdall (Idris Elba) is killed by Hela to leave the Nine Realms vulnerable to the impending Ragnarok, and it's his death that forces Loki to seek Thor for help.
>The "ultimate weapon" is the Soul Stone, which allows Thor to call upon the fallen warriors of Valhalla and lead them to battle against Hela and her hordes of the undead. Heimdall is among the fallen warriors who return for one last battle before moving on to the afterlife.
Samuel Allen
>In the final battle, Thor and Loki battle Surtur while Hulk and Odin confront Fenrir.
>Skurge realizes Hela had been manipulating him all along and decides to help Thor, sacrificing himself by single-handely holding off the hordes of the undead until the monsters are defeated.
>Hela is vanquished and locked up once again by Odin, who reclaims the throne of Asgard and welcomes Valkyrie back into their kingdom.
>Loki ultimately betrays Thor and steals the Soul Stone, which he delivers to Thanos to be pardoned for his previous failures. Having finally learned the identity of the mastermind behind the conspiracy, Thor and Hulk return to Earth to reassemble the Avengers and prepare them for battle.
Henry Ortiz
>>Skurge realizes Hela had been manipulating him all along and decides to help Thor, sacrificing himself by single-handely holding off the hordes of the undead until the monsters are defeated.
>He stood alone at Gjallerbru
Muh dick
Carson Richardson
>Fenris >Surtur Will the madman do it?
Levi Butler
TRAILER WHEN?!
Owen Watson
I want to serve Hela.
The MCU needs more dominant women
Brayden Sanchez
>Doctor Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) helps Thor locate Odin, who instructs Thor to find the "ultimate weapon" in order to stop Hela.
I hope it's friendship
Jacob Thompson
So it's confirmed that they butchered the Planet Hulk story for a fucking Thor movie?
I'm kinda mad.
Ayden Lewis
They can't do Planet Hulk, or make any kind of Hulk solo movie, because of Universal.
Dems de breaks, kid.
Joseph Wilson
Both are confirmed.
David King
>Hela has the power to summon weapons from her own body
Lewd.
Angel Reyes
>The Grandmaster is one of the Elders of the Universe and is obsessed by his own pleasure.
Can't wait to see what that means.
Logan Collins
Is it just me or is anyone else hoping that Thanos kills Loki as a show of power?
Liam Hill
>No Bill
Dropped.
Anthony Sanchez
Ditto, they better give that scene justice.
Jacob Adams
bill is a meme horse for hipsters
Joseph Reed
>Thor and Jane Foster have broken up due to Thor's continuous absences from Earth.
Good riddance.
>Valkyrie develops a relationship with Thor
My poor Sif keeps getting cucked
Ryan Smith
Fuck that hair.
Thomas Garcia
Doubt so. Loki is most likely playing the role of Mephisto during Infinity Waahh.
Parker Robinson
So, Thor's hair somehow grows back to it's previous length after he escapes the arena? Because his scenes with Strange have him with long hair again.
Christopher Powell
Magic mothercucker.
Hunter Nelson
Asgardian Physiolgoy
Jackson Sanchez
all black the necrosword
Logan Taylor
So... New Thor coming in fase 4? This could be Spetacular!
Jackson Wright
>>In the final battle, Thor and Loki battle Surtur while Hulk and Odin confront Fenrir.
that sounds fucking awesome
Colton Rogers
Vishanti spell of hair growth.
Book of Vishanti pg.1183
Jordan Hill
He deserves his own movie, not a cameo or supporting role for Odinson.
Luis Bell
>destroys Mjolnir when Thor attempts to stop her. Even Mjolnir is watered down in MCU.
Oliver Cox
ten bucks he's in Guardians 3
Charles Russell
Only if Whor turns out to be Darcy.
Fuck Natalie Porkman.
Lincoln Foster
B-But Doctor! That spell is for pubic Hair!
Jaxon Torres
Yeah, it's not like the Mjolnir was damaged/destroyed several times in the comics. Faggot.
Brayden Baker
>>Skurge realizes Hela had been manipulating him all along and decides to help Thor, sacrificing himself by single-handely holding off the hordes of the undead until the monsters are defeated.
Girding myself for disappointment. Skurge spent TWENTY YEARS as chump muscle in the comics. Twenty years! His face turn earned it's epic status, and frankly, it was pretty Balder dependent. And I don't see them introducing Balder three movies in.
Easton Davis
Fenrir's my favorite character from Norse mythology, if they do him justice I'm gonna love this movie so hard.
Elijah Moore
Well, he's Jeff Goldblum, so it involves a lot of "errs" "ums" and "ahs"
Austin Cruz
Only by beings of immense power. Like Skyfather class beings which Hela clearly isn't seeing as how she is Odin's bitch in the MCU.
Isaac Carter
>powerlevel shit
Robert Torres
>tfw read that one shot where Enchantress tries to resurrect him because she missed him. >Thor said to let him rest >then Angela Queen of Shit brought him back just to job
FUCK COMICS.
Caleb Moore
You spend all your time wondering whether you could put Jeff Goldblum in a superhero movie, you never stop to think if you should put Jeff Goldblum in a superhero movie
Easton Thomas
the day the cast list was released for this movie was the day anyone got interested
>Blanchett >Goldblum >Urban
Matthew Johnson
Well, if these leaks are true, this movie moved up on the hype list.
Nolan Myers
>Thor ends up becoming a gladiator and discovers that the champion of the arena is the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), who hasn't reverted to his human form as Bruce Banner in months. Because of this, their personalities are merging, and the Hulk is becoming more intelligent. >World War Hulk is happening in Asgard
Oh god.
Also what, no Beta Ray Bill? I thought that was rumored as well.
Caleb Ross
>Valkyrie was made a nigger because Heimdall dies
LOLOLOLOL I SEE YOU FEIGE
James Sullivan
>hela is vanquished >not just the MCU version of Mistress Death
For what fucking purpose
Isaiah Thompson
>and locked up once again by Odin
didn't even finish the sentence you sperg
Samuel Jenkins
So it sounds like Mjolnir is permanently destroyed? If so, that's terrible. I don't want to see Odinson wielding Jarnbjorn in Avengers, I want fucking Thor and his hammer goddammit.
Lucas Wright
>not just the MCU version of Mistress Death Fuck you, faggot. I want a real iteration of mistress death not Hela posing as her.
Jace Martinez
W H O R H O R
Andrew Johnson
>Sif gets cucked again Why the fuck is she always getting cucked??
Cameron Cruz
Is this really confirmed or a rumor ?
Elijah Gutierrez
Her fault for getting pregnant while filming Thor 2. Now she's been relegated to Faggots 3 tier.
Gabriel Perry
>Fuck Natalie Porkman. I would if I could.
Xavier Robinson
>Her fault for getting pregnant while filming Thor 2.
I think you might be confused. Her role in 2 was cut down because she tripped on set.
Landon Miller
Odin will remake it just you watch.
James Perry
>Her role in 2 was cut down because she tripped on set. Disregard my post I suck dicks. I remember now she got injured while filming.
Nathaniel Bailey
>not remembering she tripped and fell on a dick and got pregnant
Jonathan Mitchell
...
Carter Rogers
fuck that shit then I hope they make Beta Ray Bill a thing in MCU, I'm sick and tired of my girl Sif always getting ignored.
Jason White
>fuck that shit then I hope they make Beta Ray Bill a thing in MCU
>Horse Thor
Nah, I don't think so.
Leo Stewart
>Due to Loki's negligence, she escapes and destroys Mjolnir when Thor attempts to stop her
yeah, "negligence"
Jose Bailey
#horselivesmatter
Jose Powell
im willing to bet he actually just forgot about her
Joshua Sullivan
Will Dr. Strange do actual magic or he'll be stuck with lasso of truth kung-fu still?
Daniel Murphy
>Thor and Jane Foster have broken up due to Thor's continuous absences from Earth.
Another casualty of contracts. Probably why they want Hulk fucking Black Widow so they don't have to make every superhero look like a dysfunctional mess.
I don't have high hopes for this film regardless.
Dominic Turner
Did you even see the Strange post-credits?
>endlessly refilling mug of mead
what he does will most likely depend on the director in future movies
Jason Stewart
>Did you even see the Strange post-credits? >endlessly refilling mug of mead So you sayin mister doctor will endlessly refill hela's puss with his sticky fluid?
Camden Gonzalez
>Hulk and Odin confront Fenrir >Hulk AND Odin against Fenrir I am now fully erect
Parker Flores
Is Odin confirmed for IW?
Joshua Roberts
Cameo I guess? Can't have the old man steal RDJ's spotlight
Jaxon Bailey
I got some bad news for you user.
Isaac Edwards
You know MCU would ruin Bill.
MTE, fucker hates that Thor can lift that hammer and he can't.
James Rivera
Huh, and all this time I thought it was going to be about Ragnarok, Thor's cyborg clone.
Cameron Watson
That would've been terrible.
David Ross
>Hulk:Dumb Mutt/Stay!/Good Boy!
Nathan Young
Probably why he thought that was the case.
Connor Edwards
>>Hela (Cate Blanchett) is a powerful enchantress >>Skurge realizes Hela had been manipulating him all along
So, they merged both Enchantress and Hela to avoid Suicide Squad Enchantress?
Thomas Lewis
And now add that to the awesomeness that is Karl Urban. This is gonna be perfect.
Samuel Baker
How does Hulk get to this arena in the first place
Mason Myers
Loki apparently transports him there, still bitter at the whoppin he got in Avengers 1.
Brayden Edwards
She had the nerve of portraying the character in the tv show, so she isnt good enough to be important in a movie anymore
Oliver Campbell
All of these sounds so fucking horrible
>black valk
Just...
Blake Perry
Would you want her to give you an embarrassing nickname?
Same desu, only because their wasn't much details back then.
Bentley Sanders
And this movie won't be?
Easton Williams
>she escapes and destroys Mjolnir >destroys Mjolnir Fuck me, that's supposed to be impossible.
Hunter Sanders
Will this be the first good Thor flick?
(I actually liked them though they were awfully bland, considering the source material)
>no Frog Thor >no Beta Ray Bill oh well....maybe some other time
Aiden Wilson
So Thor isn't going to look a thing like Thor from the comics?
Good thing I'm not a big enough fan of Thor to care. Still irritates the ever-loving shit out of me though.
Brody Allen
There is no way all of that is in one film
Easton Lee
user, it's the third movie of the series. Outside of maybe Superman 3, that's where just about every superhero franchise drastically overextends themselves and starts bolting together like 3-4 different storylines and villains, just because.
Brandon Diaz
That's because you have autism.
Christopher Ramirez
That's what I told myself when rumors of ''planet hulk'' first surfaced. I'm pretty mad that there will never be a proper planet hulk movie. I mean, normies like hulk and they like hulk beating shit up so wouldn't a planet hulk movie make money?
Jeremiah Gray
Who actually gives a shit, It's mcu thor, and he's still played by hemsworth. It's guaranteed to still be garbage.
Carson Butler
>Hela is not the goddess of death >Mjolnir destroyed Looks like the sci-fi bullshit goes on. Why did I even get hyped, why.
Caleb Thompson
"Err...Ummm...Aaah...See your problem, Thor, errrmm...Yeah...Is your stuck here...With, uhhm...The scum of the universe."
