What is the ultimate white male power fantasy?

What is the ultimate white male power fantasy?

The Trump campaign.

Donald Trump

Bruce Wayne. He's a billionaire who has immense wealth/fortune, status, and power coupled with the fact that he is an attractive bachelor who could basically have his way with any woman that he chooses. Obviously he doesn't abuse this power since he's a good guy but on the surface he would be the ideal power fantasy for most normal men.

The President.

Hillary Clinton.

>live off of your father's money and use to it fix your constant fuck ups
>whore yourself out to make more money to fix your constant fuck ups
>get recorded bragging about feeling up women and admit to not paying people
>piss off everyone left and right
>become president because people were so fed up with politics they didn't want any part of it
>somehow manage to continue pissing off everyone and fucking up and knowing you have job security for four years

This is a comedy sitcom waiting to happen. I'm sure Comedy Central will eventually do some half assed animated show about it.

>waiting to happen

Honestly? Steve Trevor. He tamed one of the world's most powerful beings with his dick alone.

Harem of women and qt fuccbois killing stuff. Basically immortan joe.

Did you not watch the apprentice?

The sitcom is playing but the canned laughter doesn't work.

Cyclops

Handholding.

>I'm sure Comedy Central will eventually do some half assed animated show about it.

Wouldn't surprise me.

>Mister President you just started WW3 and doomed 99% of our people to financial devastation! And Putin sent you a fruit basket for handing him the keys to worldwide domination! What do you have to say for yourself?
>pic related
>laughter and applause for two minutes before the commercial break
>commercial break ends and the credits play
>while the credits are playing, more ads are playing

Truly we are in the worst timeline. Fuck these ads.

Sure is comics and cartoons in here

Like seriously whenever Trump leaves the front page of the news he tweets some other idiotic statement making Kelly-Anne and Sean Spicer race to find who can spin his shit the best.

Be rich.

>See all your rich friends get into politics
>"Fuck, I can do that too!"
>Start running for President, just say whatever comes to your mind or whatever you read about online
>All your friends are yucking it up "what a dipshit, I give him a week!"
>People actually start listening to you because at least you're not spouting the same Neo-liberal/Neo-conservative bullshit
>Enter an autistic rage with all the power you've just been given
>Somehow actually end up becoming president and now have to do a job you only wanted because your other friends wanted it.
Like giving a monkey a machine gun.

I am the top ballsack-smasher!

>become president because people were so fed up with politics they didn't want any part of it
>People actually start listening to you because at least you're not spouting the same Neo-liberal/Neo-conservative bullshit

>this is actually what people believe

having an asian girl sidekick as a romantic interest, an average looking asian girl

>know nothing about checks and balances
>judge tells him "no"
>do it anyway
>judge slaps him upside the head and says "NO"
>cry on twitter
>try to sneak something else past judge
>judge grabs him by the ear and jerks it around and yells "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>all his friends are just telling him to let it go and do something else

I like how the republicans have control of everything and they still can't get anything done. And when they finally do, even some of them are completely against it.

Dems handed everything to them on a silver platter and they still can't do anything right

If you're gonna cry about "power fantasies" but give characters like Luke Cage a free pass then you might as well just off yourself at this point.

Salty.