JUST

JUST

FAKE NEWS

>get married to smoking hot woman
>she stops actressing and turns in to a pretentious UN human rights garbage
>she decides to adopt a tribe of third worlders you must pay towards
>she cuts her tits off
>she accuses you of attacking one of the 3rd worlders

I feel sorry for him.

I wonder how their actual biological children are gonna react to this news

>agreed

>tells crazy wife to cut it out
>becomes alcoholic and leaves family
>gets back with even hotter ex
>can get any woman he wants

I don't feel bad for him at all.

You should google Angelina Jolie... Time hasn't been kind to her. See pic

>tfw she said she laments Brad leaving her every day
poor goop

you forgot
>has sex with black third worlder
>only kid that actually belongs to him she hates and is putting on HRT so she grows up to be a freak
Brad should kill all these fucks and then disappear forever.

he has shitty taste in women. you dont have to marry a celeb, retard.

Pics?

OH DON'T IT ALWAYS SEEM TO GO

THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT

TILL IT'S GONE

Mommy

WTF

Wtf is that name? Shiloh? Shill, oh? Shoah? The fuck.

She only looks old because she's wearing granny frames.
Take them off and should could still pass for 32.

He needs to pass on his genes, he's as selfish as Leo if he doesn't pass on those GOAT tier facial aesthetics to some other lucky boy.

shylow

It's a mix between shylock and shoah

>“He still considers Jen the love of his life,” the source concluded.
Man that's just tragic.

I knew years ago that her relationship with Jolie wasn't going to last forever. I remember hearing years ago about them adopting all these children from God-knows-where-countries and giving them all sorts of retarded, pretentious names, and I just knew they'd be divorcing one day. I wonder what he thought back then, I wonder if any of his friends had the balls to tell him how stupid it all was and how much of an idiot he was for going with it. I wonder if he had any good friends at all.

this is what happen when u take the gamble with smoking hot roasties. stick with the girl next door.

t.betasoyboymanletcucksjwreddit

where my based magapedes at?

I knew he was gonna regret it I fucking knew it. Way back when this all happened I remember thinking eventually it was all gonna bite him in the ass. You never leave the girl next door for the trailer trash with big boobs.

The entire reason he left Jen was because he wanted kids and she still wanted to be an actress.

Look where Jen is right now...48, childless, and an almost non existent movie career. Marrying Angelina Jolie was a bad choice, but staying with Jennifer Aniston would've made Brad miserable.

jolie is a brother fucker and lunatic. used to carry around billybobs blood.

everybody knows you dont stick your dick in crazy, and you definitely do not marry it.

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>Jolie-pitt

Reminder this guy fucked jolie

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I never really understood why they got so much shit for adopting kids. The world's overpopulated, what's wrong with adopting?

whatever it is has his jawline already, the lucky bastard

IF that’s one of your biggest mistakes in life then I think you’re doing okay

It's time for Brad to get with a 20 year old model and have like 10 kids. Needs to spread those genes

Good goyim.

OH SHENANDOAH

A-AWAY YOU ROLLING RIVER

She suffered many abortions while with Brad. They wanted kids, but it wasn't meant to be.

She looks fucking 50. What happened?

Not like you’ll ever have kids.

Sure, rub it in, why don't you?

Nigga he looks like a greek god and is probably filthy rich. Do you want me to pity him? He made his own choices.

>He didn't get out before she cut her tits off

This legitimately looks like one of the worst possible fates that could ever befall an aging man. Jesus fuck. I would probably kill myself the second my trueborn genderswapped xirchild became independent, and leave only xim in my will.

She's 48...

fuck thats an ugly kid on the right

>smoking hot woman

says who? pop culture?...fuck off jew.

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this kid is just completely fucked

HE'S ALIVE!

>He doesn't think this is hot

I don't want you to do anything, user. Wasn't even talking to you.

out of my way pit-shit