((THEY)) are gonna kill him just to make you watch the movie aren't they
((THEY)) are gonna kill him just to make you watch the movie aren't they
Kayden Kelly
Carter Jenkins
They’d shoot themselves in the foot if they did that.
Luis Myers
What the fuck is wrong with him
William Collins
they can't kill TWO Mark Hamills can they?
Logan Ward
Who was in the wrong here?
Cameron Cooper
He threatened to reveal the truth about Bigger Luke.
Blake Price
...
Kevin Robinson
Yup, hes gonna end up dead mysteriously one day and the news will dominate the media all the way to the movies release and it'll make 2 Billion. They've done it before.
Jeremiah Lopez
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Ethan Lee
Seems like the good ol' cancer
Liam Garcia
Are these the first photos where he isn't pointing at anything?
William Rivera
he's pointing at his tumor
Adam Evans
They got'im, lads. They got'im.
Wyatt Bennett
nah, someone in the family will find him having,"died peacefully" due to "Natural causes"
James Powell
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, MY MERCHANDISE WILL BECOME MORE VALUABLE THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE
Nolan Flores
Based fucking Mark. I love that he just doesn't give a single fuck about anything anymore. Only good to come out of this Kathleen Kennedy shit.
John Carter
Hey there Mr. PLINKETT, say, when did you get a dog?
And a wheelchair?
Alexander Johnson
This has to be satire.
Connor Stewart
Sup Forums BTFO
Aiden Rivera
>Le aging celebrity is going to le die again
Hoho Sup Forums was rite again
xd
Hudson Wright
>haha im not an oldman on my deathbed haha
Hunter Murphy
>Episode VII
>Harrison Ford Plane Accident, he miraculously survived
>Episode VIII
>Carrie Fisher death
>Episode IX
>Mark Hamill death
Yes, it's all planned, but Ford was pardoned because they need a new Indiana Jones film
Ryan Diaz
>he doesn't know
Wyatt Fisher
FUCK DISNEY
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Hunter Morgan
I always just thought Bigger Luke was one of his EU clones with a retarded name. Holy fucking shit this is ten times better.
Sebastian Powell
AHHHAAAAAAAHHHHH
bitter dregs
Robert Mitchell
trump curse strikes again. dont bad mouth god emperor
Hudson Sanders
I'm looking for clues in the prequels about Bigger Luke. It may have something to do with midichlorians. I'm hoping they give something more substantial in The Force Awakens.
Connor Walker
He'll live on as a force ghost in the next movie :^)
Mason Scott
This reminds me, does anyone remember that story of a guy that was dying from an illness ho was a massive Star Wars fan, and his dying wish was to see The Force Awakens?
Disney let him view it in his home before it was released to the public and then he just suddenly died soon after he watched it.
Jace Davis
>le redpilled nuwars viewers hehe *tips*
kill all soyboys
Josiah Morris
Wasn't that a movie about the guy who wanted to see the Phantom Menace?
James Powell
They probably shot him in the foot.
Joshua Young
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Parker Watson
It's true. All of it.
Noah Nguyen
Jack Sanchez
Wow, that's exactly the plot of Fan Boys. Their friend is dying and they go to Skywalker Ranch so he can see the unreleased Phantom Menace before he dies.
David Stewart
I bet he was just super drunk
Juan Cox
The dude is 66, and is presumably going to be on his feet all day for interviews for the next two weeks solid, let the old man have a damn sit. My dad is only 64, and I know his knees would be shot within even four days of what's going to probably be a pretty grueling press junket Mark's about to go on.
Michael Peterson
it was so bad he died of disappointment
Sebastian Allen
Trump curse. He's been pretty vocal anti-trump.
Also Total Biscuits Cancer came back.
Christopher Moore
Imagine being the manlet version of yourself
Elijah Kelly
When?
Jackson Gomez
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Levi Brown
Mark has been shit talking Nu Wars ever since TFA. He is nothing but a thorn in the side of Disney and will continue to be for as long as he is alive. It's logical for them to put some sort of lead and asbestos and radiation in his personal trailer on set to riddle him with cancer to kill him off.