Who was the best velma ?

who was the best velma ?

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That ain't even a question.

left was hotter but the girl on the right isn't terrible I guess

left. whos the mongoloid on the right?

>Old Velma
>Is not allowed to play gay Velma in the movies that Gunn originally wrote with that in mind.
>Ends up playing Velma's Based waifu in the best cartoon version of SD.

The one on the left has nice big milk pillows

What race is the one on the right supposed to be?

who cares

>Not posting Best Velma.

What are you even doing, OP?

Obviously the left. Fucking super fox.

You gonna post this thread everyday or what, fag?

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Low key Kevin Smith's best movie.

That's really not saying much

#1.... not even a fuckin contest.

#1 would give you a titty fuck and swallow your load. #2 would cry when you fucked her and then call "rape" afterwards.

hey man just answer his question

Amerimutt

>mallrats

>I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine

not even close

post screen/gif/webm with latex outifit

hot dog water?

Man that SD was great.

Yeah, Linda Cardinelli voices Hot Dog Water.

Left obviously.

New Velma looks like a Vietmense boy in a wig.

Serious question, why iam more atracted to Velma than the blonde girl ?

There is only room for one mystery hottie. Ugly nerds keep out.

daphne is a basic bitch

Velma is the walking definition of basic bitch

no shes a nerd bitch. daphne is a basic bitch.

>shaggy is outside on the windshield

what do you think about this Velma?

youtu.be/lb7-3jAWxqs

Would bang.

those innocent ankles

Literally no contest. Old Velma with both hands down.

fat chick fake tits

skip to 1:28 for best Velma
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I like fake tits, now and then

Looks like my ex

MILKIES

Lucky bastard.

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /aco/.

/aco/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

>he's never jerked off to Plank.