*fucks your wife*

wat do?

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'me ask you sum'n,

y? ;(

Hey man L'me Telu Summe

*shoots some guy in the face*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*stabs another guy in the heart*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets shot for the 10th time but doesnt die*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*fucks Micro's wife*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEHHHHEHEHEHEHHHH... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*blocks your path*

Offer role of Marvel anti-Batman character, the Equalizer.

*rubs head*

JEW

He's a manlet, he's not fucking anybody

I think most marriages are basically open now. It's all over TV shows and I'm fairly certain my married supervisor and her boss have had an affair. They went to "get lunch" a few weeks back and they were gone for a little over an hour. I don't even know why anyone would get married anymore unless they were into open relationships.

*ruins your conic book character*

Oh no. God dammit

wouldnt say relationships are open. people just cheat, a lot. its way more prevalent than i used to think

Some people are not degenerates like you and the people you know.

Lunch is an hour you know.

You can't tell by looking at him?

if you don't want to be cheated on so bad just be gay

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is this the alt-right guy

I'll divorce my wife for sleeping with a God damned fucking Guido.

Season 2 of Daredevil was an excellent representation of the character, and the dude played it well. He didn't ruin the character, the writers dropped the ball pretty hard when it came time for him to get his own show.
>No Kingpin, no mafia
>Jigsaw is his brother in arms instead of some mobster hitman
>Micro was a generic blue collar government analyst instead of a classic hackerman and gets a happy ending where he's back together with his family who loves him
I'm not even looking forward to a season 2. They went off the books harder than CW's capeshit shows did.

>he's not fucking anybody

Why is he such a chad? He fucked every all his friends wife in every show hes been in.

Are you implying gays don't have committed relationships?

...

That's like pouring gasoline on a fire.

How did you not know by looking at him?

MASKU SUMFIN

Yeah, gays are known for their committed relationships, and not for anonymous, degenerate sex in gross public bathrooms.

>M'ask u sumfin
>HUUUUURRRR
>RROOOOAARRR
>*Looks around room nervously*
>HHOOOOOOAARRRR
>Hmmmmmmmm
>answers statement without making eye contact
>HUUURRRRRROOOAARRR
>*rubs head*

weeewwww lads we got another one

a damn ripe jew, how dare he

>getting tortured
>imagines dead wife riding his cock

does this even work?

>Bonds with Carl
>Fucks Andrea
>Threatens Dale

If there is one thing gays have been known for historically, it was their long struggle for marriage equality because strict monogamy has always really been their thing.

>Ties someone to chair
>tortures them
>Breaks into a house
>Tortures occupants
>Sneeks into peoples backyards
>Tortures them.

*strips a guy naked in the second episode*
*has a conversation about the guy with his penis like they've never seen it before*

What did they mean by this?

Can I get a quick rundown?

fuck him back