Do you love them?

Do you love them?

>loving a guy who wasn't smart enough to finish high school
they're reddit's guys

No, I do not love movie reviewers I've never met and have only seen through the internet.

I don't love anyone. Love is nothing but chemicals in the brain. THey have no purpose or meaning. It's the most base a human emotion can be and I am above that sort of romanticism.

>muh school

you look more reddit than anything right now, faggot

What's your favorite move that has Predators in it?

>being dumb as shit is cool!
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yes. i wish they were younger and that we could be friends in real life. i think i would enjoy that.

i had a friend who was kind of like jay but then he got a girlfriend and stopped hanging out with us.

>call it and wonder woman trash before release because everyone was expecting the worst
>everyone loved those movies so they praised it as well

No, they don't have their own opinion.

so i am the whitest nigga around here kek

also, i bet you are a fat failure sitting at your computer watching porn

Jay is literally me.

>failure
By whose standard.
>fat
/fit/ here
>watching porn
hows that glass house nigger

>still responding to a random guy on an image board

do you have a life tho?

be #LITTY

fucker

Why do they have to be younger? It doesn't affect much and them being aged is inspiration to take care of yourself.

I don't love them but I enjoy watching some of their videos. There I said it.

I don't understand the success of these guys.
Their opening bits are poorly acted and not funny.
Their reviews are largely nit-picking on minor details or deliberate misunderstanding on their part.
The only thing good they have done is the original Plinkett Star Wars review and half of the points were not that good.

nobody believes you

unironically yes

Their kind of humor is my kind of humor, and I assume the same case goes for anyone else who likes them.
Pretty darn simple equation.

Go watch both Ghostbusters video, combine those and you get a better GB movie than what we got last year.

i enjoy watching them but they have fucking awful taste and don't know what makes a movie good, basically cinema sins but with hyper self aware absurdist humour

i don't know. i guess it's because i've never made friends outside of school but it seems strange to hang out with people who are 5+ years older or younger than me.

They're the closest to friends that I've got, technically they're my best friends (sorry guys, but most of you are newfag redditors and I hate you).

The Star Wars Plinkett reviews weren't about the points being good, everything said was obvious, it was about the amusing delivery. Really, that's the appeal, they're just kind of amusing in a way that isn't really loud or obnoxious (with the exception of Rich but he's the tiresome jester they keep around to mock). I think they also tend to work of the premise of being a friendship simulator so the audience "knows" them and forgives the shittier elements of their videos the way you do with friends or people that you like.

Well, same here, but I guess it depends on how old you are. I'm in my thirties which isn't that far off from their ages so it doesn't feel as dramatic. I actually like that they're older and more mellow compared to most of youtube, there are way too many kids screaming and overreacting to everything. In comparison Mike and Jay can come across as boring to some but they're normal-to-deadpan delivery clearly works for a lot of people.

Who's the dummy, Rich?
I thought they all went to Film School.

in lieu of classic education Jay worked the streets as a rent boy, he picked quite a few things up

They know what makes a movie good, but they specifically say

>This movie was made for the mindless dickhead who thinks jumpscares mean a horror movie is good

Like IT, or

>This was made for the drone fanboy who wants fanservice and doesn't give a shit as long as you feed him that slop every time

Like Rogue One. Their PERSONAL enjoyment of the movie is clouded by their mood when they watched it, that's true. You can take their general description of the overall tone of the movie for good, you shouldn't take most of the in-detail shit seriously. Like, when Mike watches a movie and he doesn't like it, he zones out and he's gone, and tends to get shit wrong.

The STDs served him well over the years.

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Do I love them like a man loves a woman?
Do I love them like Kirk loves his Enterprise?
Well no.
But I love them in the way that it makes my world a better place.
Its almost as if I can say: Hey I was around when Redlettermedia made their shows. Couldn't wait for a new episode of their schlock.
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They are the rare unique voices of this decade.

jay was right, Sup Forums is really full of creeps.

You post this in ever RLM thread even though we all consistently agree that Jay is completely right.

sorry Jay, not all of us get to casting couch Nadine and write in sex scenes with Lauren

this fucking guy, this fucking sleazy piece of shit

Mike Stoklasa-- Brad Garrett
Jay Bauman-- Chris Evans
Rich Evans-- Patton Oswald

Director: Nicolas Winding Refn

>Mike Stoklasa-- Brad Garrett
I'm not sure if he'd be willing to gain that much weight for a role.

>Sup Forums has issues with women
>Sup Forums's favorite comic is Bill Burr
>Bill Burr has issues with women
pottery

I had a friend who was kind of like Jay too, he was an annoying faggot so I stopped talking to him.

>Their opening bits are poorly acted
That's the point, genius.
>and not funny.
Not their fault you have a shit sense of humor.

I'd illegally download it.