Movie reviewers

Who is the best?

>tfw no autistic gf

the worst of feels

I legit never wanted to belt a woman right in her mug as much as i would that bitch.

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post her neck

Me.

I wouldn’t trust some soyboy or libtardette’s opinion on film

this guy

>Youtube
>""""reviews""""
no

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The one true patrician

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

Pissed Pedro

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why? why does she trigger people so much?

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she's a manic pixie dream girl

i'd bear her honey ahha

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Everything about her is fake af plus she is legit a paid shill.

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WHAT WAS THE DELETED POST I MISSED IT!

What happened to all the Jenny pics?

It was a pic of her with full on instagram tier slut makeup.
Bitch is basic af.

why was it deleted then?

/ourguy/ til the end

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Because this thread is against the rules.

>when reddit tries to get these movie reviewer gals to guest star in botw and ruin my friend simulator

>movie reviewers
>watch people expressing opinions instead of watching the source material and forming opinions for yourself
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>like, like, I mean like

>like, fucking...I mean like fucking fuck, you know? Fucking fuck like fuck and fuck

>being this butthurt

Everytime I see a thumbnail of her it looks to me like a secreencap from some trashy porn, especislly this one. Maybe it's because that bedroom looks like some cobbled together set.

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The wild thing is, you can actually do both.

kind of reminds me of that girl that has huge tits but looks like a retarded sloth

Only high test alpha men can satisfy her

Women can't have autism

>no thicc shut-in gf

Why would you give a flying fuck about other people's opinions about a piece of visual art the first place? There is absolutely no objective part in judging anything fictititous. Watching reviews of fiction is entirely obsolete and a waste of time.

bottom right looking kinda hot

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She has shit taste and makes shit reviews.

>he wouldn't fuck Jazmine Rolfe

hes great tho i only watch his reaction videos, he uploads stuff like a motherfucker

K I N O
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I turned my gf into a shut-in. She's addicted to pain killers now. Does nothing but lay around in bed or the couch in her little undies. Begs me to get pills for her. Sucks and rides me whenever and when she's doped up I do whatever I want to her. Only problem is she's losing weight because never eats anymore.

>S-Stop insulting my waifu! ;__;

Would you be willing to watch an intellectual sloth with huge tits fuck?

Because different perspectives are interesting and the right kind of people are able to make their insights entertaining.

maybe
also i meant this girl

They can and many of them do.

People just don't care. The level to which you have to be "autistic" for people to actually consider it emberassing and not want to be around you is extreme.

They force their own views and agendas on the material and make you consider aspects you haven't before, mostly because they just aren't there. That's how one particular idiot managed to "make connections" between Lord of the Rings and WWII.

That's why I prefer discussions to reviews. That's a scenario where basically two - or more - reviewers interact, it makes a lot more sense than just absorbing someone's entirely subjective opinion about something.

She has amazing opinions and is literally on the short list of people to replace the studio head of WB Fukunaga which I would agree with.

Jesus christ

Jenny

No joke. If you actually did...id fucking beat you up so bad youd stutter and talk like a fucking faggot for the rest of your life

>tfw that fatass got to touch her bits and you never will

I want to be jenny's little tampon boy

i used to like her old comic channel years ago shame she shut it down and then refuses to let that other guy put stuff on the channel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're embarrassing

wh-what??

I'm gonna doxx you, reveal your personal info. You're fucking dead faggot

I wish she would do longer reviews like 30 or 40 minutes. I would put youtube on auto play every night and fall asleep listening the her melodious voice.

i want to be Jenny's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Lol so you have a lazy sloth living off you for free? Sounds “great” such a pimp man

bump

the whole world needs to see this

She is just the right amount of ugly so all the repulsive virgin omega male neckbeards think 'they have a chance with her' so they donate to her patreon. Clever girl

you have to go back

nail on head

samefag

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what am I looking at here?

90859085
Wow there friend.
I think you took a wrong turn on the Wacky, Tubular, Internetz Cyber Highway!
Reddit was exit 57!

neogaf is that way

I like the purposefully high angle.
Nice nerd gf simulator

I don't know what that is

preach it brother

>mfw reddit thinks they would jive well with the atmosphere of rlm at all

who is this spunk skunk

SHE'S SHIT ABSOLJUTE FUCKING SHIT

WHY POST HER HERE?

She copies RLM's jokes and talking points, literal THEFT, Mike should sue her.

And she's ugly.

And she wears shitty costumes.

And she has no humour of her own.

And she is a jew