Anyone feel like posting a vocaroo of their best gem impression?
Juan Diaz
Fusions should date
Asher Richardson
It would be for the best if Greg and Steven could live together with Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl. It's really sad, but Greg still has "custody" over him (Steven has no papers and neither the other Gems) so he's still able to spend time with his son.
Anthony Rogers
Always right.
Xavier Williams
What the fuck, dude.
Benjamin Scott
The kid doesn't even go to fucking school. I understand he's half-gem, but that mean he's also half-human, he need a "proper" education.
Jeremiah Gomez
>inb4 always left
John Phillips
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Michael Sullivan
One of the comics did mention that Steven is homeschooled by the Gems, and Greg has been thinking about getting Steven online courses.
Joshua Martin
>The gems only let Steven see Greg because Greg has custody over him.
That is fucking horrible, I wonder if Rose knew this before she had Steven?
Sebastian Jones
...
Mason Torres
Would you?
William Evans
this show is for nogoodniks
Adrian Ward
Steven can choose to visit Greg whenever he wants to, it's really not much of the other Gems' business.
Joseph Turner
Jasper is best best gem
William Collins
t. nogoodnik
Tyler Watson
People are trying really hard to force this meme
Ethan Hughes
Those are Steven's parents. I can't even if they are cute.
Angel Gray
forced meme spotted
Brandon Murphy
Always blue
Ayden Edwards
Always qt
John Harris
Always Cyan.
Samuel Nguyen
That's just Grose.
William Sanders
Away from the funny maymays, saving those Rose Quartz gems would have been a traumatic, nightmarish hell for Steven, Greg and Pearl.
Aaron Nelson
Do you think Peridot ever gets sick of Lapis masturbating over pictures of Steven. And then climaxing and crying afterwords?
Blake Sanchez
What if Lapis was being bullied at school because of her garish color scheme and she came home crying?
David Bell
No, because Lapiven isn't canon and Lapivenfags should kill themselves
Austin Ortiz
all gems are qt
Carson Allen
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Levi Bailey
Then Steven would hug her and make it all better.
Cooper Phillips
Is Steven the biggest slut in all of cartoon history? Is their one person/gem he hasn't slept with?
Blake Evans
My opinion is law
Levi Martin
/sug/ is qt.
Kevin Ortiz
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Grayson Jackson
So what happens to Humans when they get too old at the Zoo? Does their "little voice" tell them to go somewhere, where they're taken to die?
Andrew Peterson
Not counting corrupt/bubbled Gems? Bismuth, Holly, the Diamonds, their Pearls and the Rubies. The Famethysts doesn't count, he was gangbanged offscreen.
Landon Roberts
What is this forced meme and why are you not posting the superior human version of lapis?
They all have a lot of issues they need to work out more, together, like a real family.
Sebastian Edwards
k
Chase Sanchez
I'm loving this complete and utter silence from CN. It's really great.
I wish this show could've been on Disney. They've treated Star vs extremely well. It's aired like a normal tv show, but with a mid season finale, so there's a small hiatus between parts 1 and 2. But it's still nothing in comparison to SU's bullshit hiatuses
Isaac Taylor
She should have lighter hair. We need a human version that would look the same as regular lapis if both are put in grayscale.
Basic color theory, guys.
Ethan Brooks
> Does their "little voice" tell them to go somewhere, where they're taken to die? Yeah, they are probably told to leave the group and then euthanized. The other humans probably don't even know about death, they just think old people leaving to never return is a normal thing because it has always been like that. I don't think it's a bad way to do it either.
Gavin Martin
Don't worry user, with their collapsing ratings and bizarre refusal to resolve the underlying problems that have made their rating collapse, CN will be out of business before long.
Nicholas Nelson
Always cyanide.
Adrian Bell
Peridot does it too, sometimes they share and swap pictures.
Aiden Moore
I'm never getting over the irony of Nefcy being rejected by CN ending up only helping her show.
Alexander Foster
Since when do we have coloring rules for gem-to-human transformation? that orange hair is disgusting, she looks olike fry from futurama, I don't want to fug fry from futurama, I want to fug mentally-scarred lapis
Isaac Campbell
That is horrifying
Nathan Anderson
if su was a disney show, the gems would have to stand at least a metre away from each other at all times
Nolan Cooper
Does Steven ever wonder if his Human penis will transform into a tentadick, like the other Gems' cocks?
Nolan Reed
I never said the retarded ginger was better. The dark haired one is better but not perfect either.
And of course there's no rule, but it makes more sense that the character would keep the same color intensity, it makes it seem more like the same, actual, character, escept human, it's a throwback to the original design.
Xavier Jones
they had big gay faggot in beauty n the beast, are lezzies off limits?
Carter Gray
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow
Austin Wood
What about characters with black hair? are they doomed to be black-haired forever?
Asher Edwards
What if Homeworld capture Steven, and experiment on him, turning his gem into other types.
What if he became a Pearl? A peridot? A Lapis Lazuli?
Grayson Barnes
gravity falls once tried to show a lesbian couple in the background in one of their episodes, it did not pass the disney censors
imagine that but with su
Christopher Jackson
I wonder how Steven will feel when he discovers that Lapis and Peridot are hoarding tons of pictures of him that show him in the bath tub and sleeping.
Ryder James
I've never seen a gay couple in public ever so Disney just keeping it real.
Hudson Jackson
Gimme the draw requests
Dominic Kelly
What if they experiment with hybrids gems and make a new powerful race of "gems"?
Charles Sullivan
pearl holding baby steven
Hunter Bennett
I imagine they would be fascinated by a hybrid and would probably want to see the results of human and gem breeding. They would probably use the zoomans or adducted humans to breed with others gems to see the results of what kind of hybrids they can make.
Adrian Lee
The live action movies can pull it off because they try and market them as edgy. Animation is still seen as kid stuff, and boy oh boy we can't expose kids to that stuff.
Leo Jenkins
>Pearl A clingy rapist. >Peridot A shitty meme gremlin >Lapis Lazuli A more powerful rapist.
Nathaniel Morales
He's a child-soldier, he doesn't need much.
Levi Bennett
He'd wonder how they got all these pictures of him, and try to track down their dealer.
Christian Gomez
Yeah but you'd be wasting gems in a way, since they have to give up their light bodies.
They'd probably do it a few times and then scrap the concept, full grown gems who are immediately useful are a lot better for their use as squishy and useless babies.
Dylan Turner
If Steven went to school, we would see amazing school episodes, rather than shitty town episodes.
Jason Cooper
An army of Stevens gems, of all cuts and types come to Earth ready to destroy the planet.
They all end up going to Beach City, eating doughnuts and staying with the Crystal Gems. The barn is flooded with Stevens.
This is probably what Pink wanted, she wanted all humans to become hybrids, so that we don't die so easily, and so we could intergrate into gem society easier.
Isaac Butler
To be fair, LeFou is still a bit of a pansy in the animated film.
Thomas Garcia
>amazing school episodes
Thomas Adams
In my logic, yeah. Or they could switch colors around from the existing palette. It's all in keeping visual cues. But everyone can do whatever the fuck they want, why would I care ?
Lucas Diaz
Pearl in some Pajamas taking a nap
Andrew Campbell
That doesn't sound so bad.
Jordan Murphy
Yeah but they're cute. Blue could use an empathetic friend.
Owen Foster
Yes but everyone knows gays are worst than anything, like straight up death and insane asylums in the eyes of conservatards.
Juan Murphy
Imagine Steven going to school and showing his gem powers to everyone at lunch. There could even be a bully episode in which Steven uses his gem to kill a bully. Eventually the school would ban gem powers/magic. Steven and Connie would get in trouble regularly.
Hunter Gomez
Kids don't even know what gender they are these days to understand stuff like that.
Adam Howard
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
Anthony Torres
See this.
Christopher Hill
>Conservatards Don't, we get enough political bullshit here.
Samuel Howard
That sounds extremely unoriginal and tired except for the part where he actually kills the bully.
Michael Johnson
I want bullies to call Steven a fat shit at school and Steven to completely beat the shit out of them.
Dylan Garcia
Not really >The new student >Steven & Connie wonders if the new student is either male or female >Steven notices the lack of gem-inclusive bathrooms in the school >Steven feels oppressed when the new white cisgendered teacher gives him an F
Jonathan Anderson
>conservatards
Jayden Garcia
'conservatard' is a nice change of pace from the usual 'libtard' at least
Joshua Edwards
I want a whole forgreworld dedicated to making Stevens. I want no control over his cut, or gem, personality or anything like that, I want it to be random, just as in real life. I just want him to act like my little brother. I'll love him forever.
