You are in charge of a cartoon strip club. Who do you hire and for what reason do you hire them?

You are in charge of a cartoon strip club. Who do you hire and for what reason do you hire them?

Basically every toon mom out there, they are universally hot and neglected.

Imagine the possibilities.

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Your more cancerous then su threads at this point. Its just a picture of peridot.

Morph from the X-Men. Dude can turn into anyone, and he's enough of a dirty bastard to be down for it.

For obvious reasons, and to cater to a wider audience.

She's already half naked most of the time, but instead guys will be throwing money at her.

You gotta have T H I C C girls.

Why must 2D girls be hotter than 3D?

oh wait there's cosplay

One persona for the front, the other for ''extra'' services in the back.

Not to dance, mind you. As the bouncer.

All of these, Plus a nice smattering of non humans for the furry crowd. The only issue is only Spainish people and Black people go to strip clubs in my area so I doubt I will cater to them.
Also Pearl as a Madam for the whore house in the back and Flame Princess as my creepy personal servant/jew of the club if were going full high class joint.

For 'services' in the back.

Anyone who applies really. If there's one thing Sup Forums has taught me, it's that at least one person has fapped to every character there is.

Or a shapeshifter, like said, way cheaper.

Cats are good at climbing and grappling on to things right?

Yes

>tfw no amazonian wife

Always gonna be one of my favorite Yang pictures. I'm not even that into maids but it just works.

I want to sip deeply from those milkbags

I wanna nuzzle her~

Probably more consistent pay than being a lower ring prostitute.

Well you gotta get the classics in there, the ones everybody fapped to as the main events. Their private dances will be the most expensive and they will be the leaders of the other girls

>Helen Parr
>Jessica Rabbit
>Chel
>April O'Neil
>Wonder Woman
>Rogue
>Stripperella

Then you need a few dancers to go on before the main events

>Francine, Dexter's Mom, Marge
>Nurse from Animaniacs, Holli Would, Lonette from Cool World
>Esmeralda, Princess Jasmine, Rapunzel
>Cheetara, Mary Jane, Ms.Bellum
>Gotham City Sirens
>Mystique, Storm, Psylocke
>Lana Kane, Powergirl, Baroness

And I want shorter girls like Betty Boop and Peridot be the ones who bring the drinks

Would you visit my strip club?

For degenerate night

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Applejack

Can i fuck the drink girls

Hell yeah

sauce? image search reveals nothing

If you can convince them to go home with you then you can fuck any of the girls

The only one you can't buy a dance from is the bartender

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Smart decision is probably get mostly normie tier characters that most average people are into.
My decision, Nani, that Lifeguard, Chel, Several DCAU and Marvel cartoon women.

Nice quints

A webcomic called Bomango. It's on Deviantart.

You certainly are one to speak of 'lower rings'

Is it good at all aside from waifu bait?

my savior

It kinda lost me when it started to try to have a story but when it was just a series of self contained comic strips and small story arcs it had its funny and heartwarming moments.

Why handle it myself when I can get somebody that already knows what they're doing?

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Some people call me the space cowboy

Easy answer

Some call me the gangster of love

>you cut the part where she shows her third eye

Fuck you

Some people call me Maurice

Sorry, you need a thicker ass if you want to be a strip dancer

>dat file name

Regular day at work for him. Just throw in some hot girls in tight black suits trying to kill him to complete the experience.

Fuck off, faggots.

For paying patrons only.

>Implying I'm not a heterosexual girl

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No amount of hormones or surgery will make that true.

>4 poles

Tits or GTFO.

Oh, you.

Well I mean obviously I'd go for the full furry/xenophilia girls you can't get anywhere else. People would come from around the world to see that shit. I'd be making bank.

Not my GIF, man. Plus, this way it loops instead.

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She can also drive drunk people back home

I think Starfire would take to it easier.

that's a cool ass fuckin' cow

>No one chose Nicole
>No one wants a MILF lap dance
For shame Sup Forums, for shame.
While I agree with you, I also disagree because Hekapoo would not be a stripper. Rather, she would be the one being serviced by a stripper.
Agree

Get some of them aged up, and it's all good.

Might consider having them enlarge their "proportions", if you know what I mean

What show are they from

But she is already naked

It'd do her good to get out of that house and she could also help run the place.

moar

Fixed

user...

Sorry, I meant that I agree with the need for THICC and I disagree with Hekapoo being a stripper. Have a Hekapicc.

I have deja vu.

Source pls?

David Bowie?

OCs, since paying a celebrity for regular appearances is a terrible idea for a strip club.

any girl from billy and mandy
also
>su
shit taste

What about Kali?

hahahahahah holy shit my sides

>toons
>celebrities
Except in the rare cases they've graduated to corporate mascot, they're just going to get dumped off by the curb when their contract is up.

Mrs. X would definitely be hired

From a failed pilot... just a sec, let me google this shit, "failed cartoon pilot" should be enough- it's one of the most popular.... yep, "The Modifyers."

Get Tuesday while you're at it. Patrons would pay good cash for a mother-daughter show.

These 4
and pretty much every female from this show.Some guys would look great as strippers too

Not interested, man. I'd prefer a juicy lap dance from "Muriel"

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kek

Good taste.

Mandy best girl, also fuck you

Meh, Sup Forums girls would bring in more cash.

Although to whoever said Blake and Yang, I will pay you twice the entry fee for five minutes alone with them.

Or you could just hire side characters that don't even have a name

I will accept that, thank you user!

What, you have to diversify in this economy

Yep, Jin's a solid choice. Big Earth Kingdom Shoulder Boulders, and not like she has prospects for a better job.

Eva's a good work around for "no groping"
rules

The gays can get their own strip club.

it works!

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It's been proven canon that she's taken pole dancing classes

this drunken animal was determined by the stars to be the best for the job

yellow fever

I second this, holy hell are all the "thicc/cheesecake" threads getting tiring.