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Alexander Murphy
best part is that made me laugh even back when i had no idea what BYOB was
Tyler Russell
>IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS! DAMN YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN!
Nathan Cooper
>I'm going to the outhouse
>...
> we don't have an outhouse
> My tool shed!
Julian Walker
...
Andrew Lee
Jordan Green
Luke King
what's a battle?
Jackson Edwards
youtube.com
>Ahaha, that's your picture on the front!
Austin Harris
youtube.com
>900 DOLLARY DOOS?
Michael Price
She's got the munchies for a California cheese burger
David Adams
Did that boy just say "what's that battle?" ?
Christopher Campbell
youtube.com
Get's me every time
Luis Jackson
Gym? What's a Gym?
Aaron Brooks
that one works better if you write it 'gime' or something
Joseph Torres
>It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's delivery on this line is 10/10
Isaiah Gonzalez
The "hounds with bees in their mouth"
scene
I love when Homer gets sarcastic/indignant
Connor Bennett
>Aim low. Aim so low, no one will even care if you succeed.
>Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.
Ethan Smith
I could call my maw from up here
hey, maw! get off the dang roof!
Brody Cox
Ah a good sit. From the highest kings, to the lowest of peasants, everyone enjoys a good sit.
Jonathan Roberts
Not so much a line but Homer's monologue to the kids about the history of rock and roll.
>Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which paved the way for Jefferson Starship! Then the stage was set for The Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some kind of hovercraft...
Ryan Gomez
Josiah Lewis
>Fags
hahehahahea
Kevin Jones
> /s
Nolan Carter
> We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer
Matthew Long
>Later in the episode Homer is hosing out the tool shed
Isaiah Myers
God, that one always gets me too
Tyler Rivera
For the longest time, I thought that was Ned and Maude in disguise. I didn't realize it was Ned's parents until I watched the episode
Juan Ward
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The way Homer yells at Grampa at the end gets me every time hes so fucking angry I love it
Jason Myers
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Jordan Anderson
user it says "byobb" not "byob".
Luis Myers
That's a typo.
Isaiah Sullivan
Easton Bell
Leo Butler
Yes.
Jordan Allen
Oh teacher please pick me, I'm ever so smart!
Isaiah Anderson
Flowers
By
Irene
Jack Nguyen
I like big GUTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Mason Bell
No, he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Evan Thompson
>democratic party platform.jpg
Thomas Wilson
I'm seeing double!
Four Krustys!
Blake Gomez
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Joshua Johnson
>Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
>Homer: That's not how I remember it!
Michael Turner
Ethan Diaz
Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Luis Lewis
>The opening of the world's first two story outhouse.
>"Oh god, stop!"
Bentley Cox
Homer is kicked out of a nightclub
>Hey what about my hat!
Random hat is thrown out
>Haha Suckers!
He runs away
I don't know the name of this episode but I loved that scene
Isaiah Brooks
as a scot, I can confirm the accuracy of this
Jonathan Ramirez
Homer's delivery in particular gets me every time.
Kevin King
DENTAL PLAN
Ayden Thomas
APRIL FOO-
Easton Martinez
LILA NEEDS BRACKETS
Ayden Fisher
Sir, that man ate all of our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!
Matthew Green
DENTAL PLAN
Lucas Nguyen
LILO NEEDS STITCHES
Robert Lee
DENTAL PLAN
Brody Powell
LESLIE NEEDS CRICKETS
Alexander Campbell
PLAN DENTAL
Christian Sullivan
OH YEAH THE TAXES
THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES
Hudson King
>To find Flanders, I just have to THINK like Flanders!
>"I'm a big four-eyed lame-o. And I wear the same stupid sweater every day an-"
>THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
Charles Jones
>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
Lucas Williams
LISA NECESITA FRENOS
Chase Morris
SEGURO DENTAL
Easton Hill
This is one of those lines where it's funny even if you don't get the reference but once you finally realize what the reference is,it's even funnier.
Juan Flores
LISA NECESITA UN APARATO
Dominic Edwards
It's when Moe remodels his bar and turns it into M's. Then Homer builds a bar on his garage and manages to get REM to play on it.
Carson Mitchell
I say this every time someone comes over to my place
its been stuck in my head since I first saw it
Jack Ramirez
What's -that- extra b stand for?
Brayden Young
>underage
Gavin Barnes
...
Easton Watson
Definitely the line I quote the most.
Jackson Moore
...
Jack Gonzalez
Except InuYasha
Jackson Ward
>Marge! Marge!
>The doll is trying to kill me and the Toaster's been laughing at me!
Landon Rivera
god the 90s episodes were thebest
Carter James
>and pork chop night-
>
>with be chudd night
>Chudd?
Henry Murphy
this is honestly one of my favorites
>the plan hinges entirely on the post office worker not knowing who mr. burns is, or what he looks like
>homer does a fake voice anyway
Henry James
>Iraqi's again. Launching Sidewinder missile.
Ethan Morris
that bit was absolute perfection
Grayson Rogers
>"Oh Maggie, you're a Simpson through and through."
>*Barney's Belch*
Nathaniel Jackson
>this is what happens when you cut funds from the military!
>it's a good program just give it a chance!
soldiers land while trading blows
Jaxson Flores
most classic to me really is
>dad you killed the zombie Flanders!
>he was a zombie?
Luke Hernandez
>The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels.
Also, I casually quote "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" pretty often.
Anthony Perry
...
Evan Bailey
"Project Arturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a step closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're in the east coast, Hank Scorpio."
"....."
"AW, THE DENVER BRONCOS?!"
Ayden Flores
Thats amazing
James Ross
>just googling Rashomon
You're not wrong my friend.
Daniel Taylor
>one of them tries catching a ball and instead has it hit him in the head
Julian Walker
Lisa needs braces
Ryder Robinson
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good!"
"Yeah, yeah.."
"Well explain to me why it isn't."
"*sigh* You just don't understand football, Marge."
Connor Rodriguez
Iron helps us play!
Daniel Cooper
In the latino version was
>we're talking about s-e-x in front of c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
>sexy children?. I though they closed that hole!
Nolan Harris
QUICK! WE HAVE TO KILL THE BOY!
>Grampa, how did you know bart was a vampire?
He's a vampire? AAAAAAHHH
Angel Sanchez
>Fags
Aiden Stewart
Not a quote but that scene where Hank pulls a handful of sugar out of his pocket and dumps it into Homer's coffee.
Dominic Bailey
Joshua Martinez
>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS"
>"Hey, those are half truths!"
Lincoln Reed
Best adaptation
Juan Hill
The quote still echoes in my mind
Jayden Jackson
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One time when I was in the 4th or 5th grade I was on the playground singing this song and a Teacher heard me and I got in trouble they called my parents and suspended me from school for 2 weeks