Avengers Infinity War Trailer Discussion

First thread hit bumplimit

50 Origins films and I still dont understand who Thanos of the stones thing is about, how did they fuck up so bad?

sdad thing is marvel/disneykids/drones will defend it at all costs, good thing im not some fat manchild tbhfam

I liked how serious Thanos looks in the trailer, gives a really ominous feeling.

I really hope he doesn't turn out to be like Apocalypse.

only needed to watch the trailer once was nothing special in fact im feeling tired at even thinking about going to see it

>a ten year build up for a california raisin

looked like a Grapefruit to me, shame half of it looked like a videogame though

- whas up w thanos chin in the comics?
- is he gonna be goofy like ultron even tho trailers depicted ultron to b srs

Trailer was based

Best parts...
1) The avengers giving Nick Furys lines...
2) Playing the original theme at the Wakanda battle shots
3) Spider-Man dying
4) Tony Stark looking sad that Spider-Man is dead
5) AND GET THIS MAN A SHIELD
6) GOTG Cameo
7) Thanos talking shit

>800 billion

What is Thanos saying before he puts the gem into his Power Glove?
>x is something you don't consider
What is it that you usually don't consider? I can't make it out.

Of course this is MArvel the same people that bought you fake Ben Kingsley Mandarin and Ultron

What's Thanos motivation? He is just a regular bad guy with god complex?

Fun.

Woman. Not even joking.

Grapefruits are orange retard

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>CGI man

come on, its cheaper to get a swole dude, put make up on him and do some camera tricks

we could have a big purple angry Schwarzenegger

A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

He wants to rebalance the Universe as a token of his love for the metaphysical embodiment of Death, who has friendzoned him.

I really hope they keep the party where he accidentally cucks himself.

Marvel/Disney kid TRIGGERED beyond belief, you gotta be 18 to post here child

He's a beta orbiter who can't get laid so he kills half of all life in the universe to get senpai to notice him.

It's the era of feminizing the white man so they probably will

MOVIE TOO CROWDED
PLOT TOO CONFUSED
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT TOO UNFOCUSED
MOVIE WILL BE SHIT
SCREENCAP THIS, REDDIT

>tfw I have slowly turned into a skinnyfat, vegan, soymilk drinking, cuckold watching, video game playing, wagecuck, manchild who gets extremely excited over marvel trailers
where did I go wrong boys? I feel so weak

I didn't know Bruce Willis was in this movie. Holy shit movie of the year just for that!

This is what I've been saying they didn't even explain this guy or the gems in any of the films

CGI isn't finished yet. It'll look better in the movie.

I know you DC fans are used to having unfinished CGI in both the trailer and the movie

Tom. C'mon.

I don't get any of this.

As a guy who only watched a few of the other capeshit movies, isn't Doctor Strange a living god who can walk bare faced in space and control the flow of time and even rebuild the universe and reconstruct an entire town effortlessly by reverting the laws of thermodynamics or something? How come anything is a challenge here?

Why don't Doctor Strange just effortlessly teleport or thermodynamically deconstruct the alien invasion with his Godly powers?

What stops him from simply going BIG BLUE HOMER SIMPSON, I WANT TO NEGOTIATE like he did before?

No, really?

Also what's with the pre-iron age war scene with tribal blacks running out of formation in an open field to, I guess, fight a time-space bending alien race from outer space? What the fuck?

I'm not kidding. Someone answer me.

>isn't Doctor Strange a living god

No.

This is pretty accurate, actually.
Thanos literally wants to destroy all life to impress Death.

This, but unironically

Doctor Strange needed an Infinity Stone to do all that. Thanos has two of them in this trailer and will end up with all six.

He can he just wont because it's against the rules of using his magic or something.

Thanos already has the power and space gems in these early shots. Giving him command over space along with the power to destroy planets on a whim. Strange has the time gem.

IT'S STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

You clearly didn't watch doctor strange then retard. Without the stone and cloak, all he can literally do is channel a magic whip for offense and make some hand shields. He is currently shit tier. I can't imagine how he would fucking beat falcon in a fight without the cloak and stone.

But I watched a movie where he walked in space and could manipulate time as he waned, basically stopping the flow of the entire universe and setting it into a loop. You can't beat that.

But doesn't he already have his? Can Thanos also stop time now?

Why won't Thanos just destroy Earth on a whim and then just collect the missing stones?

MCU strange can't do ten percent of that shit

Why don't you watch the movie when it comes out and spare us your stupid fucking questions

>doesn't he already have his
Did you watch Doctor Strange? They put the stone away for a reason, he doesn't just carry it at all times.

That's cos he's got the time gem. No time gem, no time travel/manipulation/any if the abilities that might qualify him for godhood.

Same reason he didn't just blow up earth in the comics. Dude likes his fun.

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But he had it in the newest Thor movie.

This is what breaks these capestuff for me.

Looks like everyone is overpowered and is always carrying a Deus Ex plot device machine in their back pockets but they don't use it and cause a whole mess "just because".

>When your cinematic universe turns out to be so shit you have to desperately attempt to shitpost the threads of a successful one
I do remember hearing about people getting erections over frustration and despair. Is this why DC bitches do it?

they should have just gotten a Big Guy to do it

>the world is in danger
so how is that different from all the other marvel movies where the world is in danger and it needs to be saved? is this the only plot device disney knows?

>This is what breaks these capestuff for me.
Then you can stop watching them! Hurray for you!

Well there was that one movie where a guy just wanted to provide for his family but a weirdo in a mask tried to fuck up his business while also trying to fuck his daughter.

>I know you DC fans
stop projecting

>Still dont know who thanos is after 20 origin films
>Still dont know what are the gems and where they came from
>really dont care about a Grapefruiit
>Looks like Ultron overall


Yea im going to pass on this one

Its hype as fuck

and that was a single movie in a line of how many?

>50

>autism

IRON MAN WILL BEAT THANOS BLASTING HIM WITH TECHNO PORN
SCREENCAP THIS

>retardation

Well there was that other movie about the guy who wanted to take revenge on that other guy for stealing his dad's work.
And that one movie about the guy who felt bad for selling weapons so he became a superhero.
And that one movie about the guy who could control ants.
And that one movie about friends arguing over one guy's brainwashed friend.
And that one movie about the guy with anger management issues.

>Iron Man
>Thor
>Captain America
>Guardians
>Ant-Man
>Doctor Strange
That's six origin stories.

>no fun
Thanos confirmed Sup Forumsirgin

Fun fact: he raised two daughters that aren't his.

>Well there was that other movie about the guy who wanted to take revenge on that other guy for stealing his dad's work.
What's that?
>And that one movie about the guy who felt bad for selling weapons so he became a superhero.
I'll give you that, a movie from 2008.
>And that one movie about the guy who could control ants.
Okay, sure.
>And that one movie about friends arguing over one guy's brainwashed friend.
world in danger of terrorism and avengers themselves
>And that one movie about the guy with anger management issues
The Incredible Hulk is pre Disney, doesn't count.

>who here fucked that old whore Martha Kent?

Thanos was the First Marvelchad!

DCucks BTFO!

>expect a colorful cosmic clusterfuck battle royal with everyone fighting Thanos all at once in space
>1/3 of them are on Earth in Niggerland fighting aliens grunts

eh

The gems were explained in the first Guardians.

>What's that?
Iron Man 2.
>world in danger of terrorism
No it fucking wasn't, Zemo was after the Avengers specifically.

Some flyaway scene in GotG are you fucking kidding me they should have featured predominantly throughout all the films and the cubes or whatever they're called, its seems all so flimsy and pointless like all of a sudden here's thanos, there's no build up. This is where they failed

This.

So in the end, it all comes down to this.
A pack of animals charging at another pack of animals, to hack each other to bits in some crude melee

Didn't Thanos make Deadpool immortal because Death lived him instead of Thanos?

I don't even remember what happens in Iron Man 2.
His motivations aren't important, his actions are. They were acts of terrorisms. Shit, even if you don't count that, it's still a movie about how the Anvegers are a threat to the world.

Not really sure what the enemies they fight in the fields are.
I saw one of the black order in there...but what are they, Chitauri? If they are, why aren't they flying around like they did in all the other movies

LOL

looks like a cross between bruce willis and a warcraft orc

>cgi of a regular unhealthy middle aged man
Fix this shit.

THE BEARD

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>isn't Doctor Strange a living god

god help us if you represent the average bar of IQ in the USA today

CUT TO:
Black Widow: We're fighting grey guys again? Well, that's boring.

>I don't even remember what happens in Iron Man 2
Well they don't save the fucking world in it.
>They were acts of terrorisms
That didn't threaten the world. Zemo was not a threat to the world. The Avengers didn't save the world from him. You are wrong in every possible sense.

The trailer was fucking shit. Ragnarok and Black Panther had really fucking great trailers. How did they fuck this up?

so many questions, its like we missed a movie.
>what happened to bucky being iced
>what about cap breaking everyone out of alcatraz under the ocean
>vision has skin?
>why does loki have the tesseract again
>why is thanos randomly attacking now out of nowhere (also where is his cool helmet)

that's the mid point of the movie user

thanos hasn't even arrived on earth yet

>it's literally the airport fight scene from Civil War except on a jungle plain instead

lol

He committed acts of terrorism to put the blame on Avengers, he was a threat to the world. Also literally the movie ends with the Avengers breaking up because they can't come to an agreement whether they are a threat to the world or not.

lol. what if thanos arrives in the last 10 minutes of the movie? top kek

They explain clearly it in GotG, then in Age of Ultron, and briefly mentions in Thor 2 and Dr. Strange, if you don't get the whole idea something is wrong with you.

That's why it's divided in 2 parts, and to be fair Marvel doesn't like to show ALL stuff in the movies like DC does.

The orb was the McGuffin in that movie though? Plus vision has a glowy stone and he's by far the strongest Avenger. Doctor strange has control of time due to the stone.

Thanos yeah he's got absolutely zero development

>>what happened to bucky being iced
will be explained in black panther

>what about cap breaking everyone out of alcatraz under the ocean
black panther

>vision has skin?
t. retard

>why does loki have the tesseract again
ragnarok

>why is thanos randomly attacking now out of nowhere (also where is his cool helmet)
t. retard

you faggots complain nonstop about how Marvel movies are overly simple and distilled down so that mouth breathing normies can follow it without effort and now that they have something that builds from the comics and requires a little bit of research to fully flesh out, you guys chimp out

there is literally no pleasing you faggots

>no formations
>just run at the enemy
The esteemed Russo Bros strike again

Is that the right order? They should have numbered them.

wait what i didnt see this

Fine, you are right. Not every Marvel movie uses world saving as a plot device. A lot of them do. Every Avengers movie has been about saving the world.

Find out on May 5th

>he got uniced due to the emergency that is the alien swarm attacking? dumbass

>not sure how, but it shows him doing it in civil war

>wouldnt be hard, they originally were going to make him out of skin, they could easily make him a new body, or its an illusion

>watch ragnarok

>why do you think

Yes. What other business could The Avengers have? Shoplifting?

It's because there still is one more movie

Will it be funnier than GotG 2?