F/M/K thread
F/M/K thread
Ryder Roberts
Evan Foster
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Michael Reyes
Fuck dipper, marry mabel, kill wendy
Matthew Cook
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Connor Myers
Why?
Also, what about Stan and Soos?
Hunter Morales
Marry Soos, Kill Mabel, Fuck Wendy. Make Stan and Dipper watch.
Nicholas Foster
Fuck Yellow
Marry Pearl
Kill Blue
But I'd gladly fuck/marry all 3
Jonathan Ortiz
Because mabel is cute and wendys an annoying mary sue bitch
Jordan Cooper
True. Wendy's more boring than annoying, though
Luis Williams
only correct answer
Blake Rivera
>Fuck Yellow.
>Marry Blue.
>Kill Our Pearl
Julian Kelly
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Aiden Gutierrez
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Nicholas Taylor
Her boringness os annoying when all the focus seems to be on her
Connor James
Never watched DP, but I'm gonna go with
Fuck the right one, marry the middle one and kill the left one.
Jason Martinez
fair point
Julian Cruz
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Leo Sullivan
what is F/M/K ?
Lincoln Perez
Good choices
Oliver Sanders
Frank Mary-Jane Kryptonite
Ryder Adams
that makes sense
Daniel Ramirez
>people here fucking kids
dude
Isaac Lewis
Fuck Crystal Pearl, Marry Blue Pearl, Kill Yellow Pearl
Juan Morales
I don't get why everyone always wants to kill Kitty in these. That said, switch Kitty and Spectra around for me.
Robert Cox
Fuck Pearl, Marry Blue, Kill Yellow
Fuck Marie, Marry May, Kill Lee
Fuck Ember, Marry Kitty, Double Kill Spectra
Fuck Clover, Marry Alex, Kill Sam
These are the objectively correct answers.
Benjamin Nelson
A thread where you guess which one is Female, which one is Male, and which one is really an alien(but it's instead depicted as K for Kryptonian because that's how the term was first used).
Joseph Reed
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Jackson Johnson
>Killing Yellow
Sebastian Sanders
Fuck Sam
Mary Alex
Kill Clover by inflation
Justin Campbell
Fuck May
Marry Marie
Kill Lee
Easy, desu.
Mason Jackson
On that note:
Blue is the female, Yellow is the male, and Pearl is the alien.
Wendy and Mabel are females, Dipper and Stan are males, Soos is the alien.
May is the female, Marie is the male, Lee is the alien(she has three eyes)
Ember's the female, Spectra's the male, Kitty's the alien.
Sam is the female, Alex is the male, Clover is the alien(she's been transformed so many times that she's definitely not human at this point)
Eli Morales
Fuck Stan and then remain friends w/ benefits, Marry Dipper... I guess, and mutilate Mabel.
Michael Rodriguez
>Soos is the alien.
I see what you did there
Gavin Stewart
>mutilate Mabel.
Don't have the stones to kill her, do you?
Samuel Martinez
She doesn't deserve the sweet release of death.
Dominic Jones
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Josiah Rogers
But ghosts are canonical in Gravity Falls, so she might end up as a tortured soul for all eternity
Gabriel Wilson
Fuck Luffy
Marry Zorro
Kill smoker guy who's name I don't remember
Connor Walker
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Brayden Myers
>might
Not good enough, desu. She'll die eventually regardless, so... might as well make the most of the time we have.
Isaiah Morales
Fuck Yellow, marry Pearl (the more neurotic the better), regrettably kill Blue.
Kayden Ross
M/K/F
Logan Gomez
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Jacob Green
Fuck Luffy. Obvious choice, dem rubber powers
Marry Sanji. She can cook a mean meal
Kill Zoro
Nathaniel Sanchez
Holy shit you are adorably gullible.
Camden Ortiz
Fuck Luffy because rubber body and fun times. Marry Sanji because god tier cook and legs. Hand Zoro a map and tell her we'll fight to the death at the X and let her wander aimlessly while I hide.
Ayden Campbell
Fuck yellow,marry blue, kill our pearl by putting a baby in her.
Julian Scott
Wanna hear a secret, user?
Both these posts were me, I guess I didn't make it too clear by saying "on that note", though, so I can see why you'd be confused. I just thought it'd be fun to follow up on my dumb explanation and do my take on it.
Luis Phillips
Can you do stuff to the dead body? Because it would be a waste if you couldn't.
Owen Barnes
>kill our pearl by putting a baby in her
Is there any other way to kill a gem?
Carter Nelson
They're just cartoons user. sexy cartoons