Batman suddenly shows up behind you and says
I saw that, you know.
What do?
Batman suddenly shows up behind you and says
I saw that, you know.
What do?
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Grab my clothes and sprint out of the kindergarten.
Grab my katana and flee from the kitchen.
I know how he feels about criminals and I know how much he likes chocolate milk, my only hope is to hold out long enough to leave a message to the ones I love.
He just saw me masturbate. My childhood hero just saw me masturbate. I'd kill myself in shame.
>"Look man i have pretty bad insurance, you agree not to break anything or me then I'll tell you what i know. Deal?"
>He saw me continue my winning steak in Duel Links.
They're all second rate duelists with a third rate deck!
"Do you want me to go back to it?"
>"I only read it for the Story, I swear I'm not a furry!"
he then leans in real close and says
do it again
NOW what?
Ask if he wants to taste test my booger.
You saw me taking a shit?
...
Yeah, I agree that Rogue One wasn't that good either, Bats.
Don't worry I only pirated a movie. The money that I would had spend on the pirated movie would had been spent else where anyway. Don't you have murders to stop? Why are you acting like a corporate asshole like that Bruce Wayne?
And thank god you did. I am tired of pretending that you are my favorite when Superman is in fact the favorite in my heart.
I would scream "HELP I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN AND HE'S GRABBING MY PENIS! RAAAAAAPE! HEELLLLPPPP! SAVE ME DEADPOOL!"
How can you be second-rate with a third-rate deck
What the fuck kaiba your ego is out of control
Ok, but first I need to eat chinese food again. My shit comes out almost liquid with that stuff.
That's just ironic shitposting, you fucking newfag
You asked for it
>he just saw me use sandpaper to scrape off some dead skin
Well excuuuuse me for not wanting to have crusty feet.
>work at night
>find a wallet on the ground with 2k in it.
>spend the next 10 mins doing a google search on the ID in the wallet
>find his house and leave wallet in mailbox
feel like the biggest tool in the world for not keeping that money
Oh it's you, Space Ghost. Why are you now a Bat?
I'd tell him to go do something about the scumbags he clearly just saw and stop being a useless piece of shit.
I continue to dutch-oven my wife and turn and smile mischeiviously at Batman
get some Jergens lotion
i'm drawfagging, so fucking what
dont you have a clown to catch, dude
Someone thought I was attractive enough to watch me shower?
I'd tell him I was honored.
>shitposting on Sup Forums
>masturbating
Nothing here to see, bats
I'm proud of you user
Quickly grab a red wig and pretend to be Barbara.
You're good, user. You should feel proud
Um...What did you think?