Star Wars Thread

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finn is a piece of shit

Fuck every new character that isn't kylo or poe

>U2's brilliant return

Oh Rolling Stone...

i don't like those collars on Rey

>muh trump
>star wars
isnt that mag used to be about music?

>Adam Driver is 190~
>Mark Hamill is 170~
BIGGER LUKE

Leave them alone, their main demographic is people older than 35.

I see 3 subheadlines focusing on musicians. The first cover of Rolling Stone was John Lennon in army fatigues (a clear anti-Vietnam political stance).

I love her

>be deep into music
>spend day with girl was really fun
>in car, she's dropping me off
>puts on new u2 album
>mfw

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Look at her legs!

It must really irk you that not everybody hates TFA as much as you mustn't it?

Have U2 ever done anything good in their entire career?

there's something wrong with adams face.

>all white
where is muh nigga?
this is fucking racist!

Her outfit is so shit. Look at those shoes man

looks effay to me

Scar makeup?

wtf i love rey now

>have the tech for nanosuits
>well whatever wear shitty teen cloths anyway

You just know they picked those fucking ugg boot things so little girls buy them for the winter time lmao, which they won't of course.

>the new face of Star Wars

How embarrassing.

Their first albums are pretty good if you're into Post Punk.

I bet you didn't even have a chance with her.

Yes, everything up to (and including) Zooropa you pleb.

The day Luke is killed off SW dropps a bn dollars yearly, nobody will care about the new Poochies shoehorned cast.

that the case, i dont mind scar but there's something strange about his face. maybe his 2nd third of his face is too large in comparison with others.

based Trump

Tell me more about kylo, why doesn’t he wear the mask?

holyshit they whitewashed my SW

The magazines they hand out at movie theatres are talking about Trump now too? give it a rest lmao

He's a boyfriend material now.

he doesn't want anyone to care

Those slippers look comfy

>U2 it's bad

the meme never ends

Do you guys think Hammill wears a wig? That is some lovely hair for 66.

That bitch looks like the Will Smith fish.

that one batman song?

> This isn't going to go the way you think
> Rey puts on 9" strapon

You know from the details that these people didnt give a fuck about SW and that the Disney Wars are now aimed at 6 years old kid.

>lightsaber on
>retarded bitch shoot two movies and still didnt get that she have to hold the button on top of the handle to mantain the sword turned on.

How did you get internet on your nuclear submarine Ivan?

>mfw trump is bigger pop culture icon than freaking Star Wars now

Even in their special edition Star Wars cover they can’t help but put in a headline about trump for the sales.

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But none of this is true boss. The whole story was already leaked. This is poor quality fake spoilers.

she's just a good friend desu

>the cost of Trump's first year

eat shit.

>she's dropping me off
What a fag

Suuuuuuure

>Star Wars special edition
>DRUMPF on the cover
You can't make this up

where was the whole story leaked?

Why is Daisy always so massively smug?

i... love... porgs... theyre... random and unique... like me...

Up your dead moms booty hole.

Good call

dat thigh gap

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fpbp

>the true costs of trump's first year
>u2's brilliant return
>the dark new star wars
This whole cover is hilarious