Uhhhh, let me call an expert. *calls you*

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Aigh yeah this shit aint worth much buddy i'd give you $20 but just 'caus you seem a good guy

Aight chumlee dont sell this baby for anything under 7k and give me my commission+tip now im out of blow

Chumlee I thought you died

RIP

>Apparently you have a book you wanted me to take a look at?

It's a 19th century translation of the Kama Sutra

so what is it you guys want to know about bad dragon?

What you've got here is Stater Bros. own store brand flavored water. High quality, tasty stuff. And this is the Orange Cream flavor, the very best. It's caffeine free, and also calorie free so there's no guilt in enjoying one.
You can pick this up at the store for about 78 cents, but I reckon you could get some sucker to pay a whole buck if they were thirsty enough.

*checks dubs*
yeah these ain't real

you're going to need a restorer to remove the jizz from all these pages that were stuck together in the early 20th century in my opinion

This is a first edition Aneros Progasm, NOT a helix, you can tell by the P-tab shape and size of the top.

I see some minor wear and tear, you want to avoid any porous defects so shit can't get trapped and grow.

In this condition I'd say it's worth 5 bucks

Yeah, I'm afraid this shitpost isn't Sup Forums OC, it's a reddit replica. I can give you 5 bucks for it. Actually, you know what? Forget the 5 bucks. Just get out, and take your reddit shit with you

Gramps is going to die pretty soon :(

you can sell death but you can't buy life

So where are the dragon dildoes?

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>you can't buy life
The Myanmar orphan in my house would say otherwise, if he wasn't bound and gagged in the basement that is

up the customers ass...didn't want to risk damaging them, you're the expert

>myanmar
not a real country my man let me buy that for $10, maybe I'll find a way to sell it for $20 ok

How is a corpse going to call an expert? We're you on Hillary's hitlist? Did you hear about Beth Chapman and how she looks like Kate Upton? How about these pictures smuggled out of Korea?

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R.I.P Chumlee you will be missed

Chumlee is not dead stop memeing. He has a candy shop now in Las Vegas

He died a long time ago from the weight loss but it's just a cover because the Clinton's wanted him dead and even you or I could be on it too so click here to find out!1

I thought he died (but no one said a word)

Why?

I thought the same thing happened to Dj Quaills too but you won't believe how disgusting Malia Obama's car is!

CUTE!

Are you the restorer I'm looking fro?

Anyone know of any hotel chains that will sell weed (in 2018)?

Why did you die so many months ago?

>tfw he died but no one said a word