You finally fucked your waifu but now you're the "It"'s target, what do

You finally fucked your waifu but now you're the "It"'s target, what do

Get a boner and slowly walk backward away from the Follower while fapping, then at the last second jump forward and cum in it.

I've had sex with it, it has to kill itself

buy sex.


no money? go to a bar find the most wasted person and bang them.

Couldn't you just trap it in a cage or something?

Accuse "It" of sexual harassment.

Fly to Thailand, fuck a bar girl

Good luck killing the next guy that fucks her after he flies back to his business in Europe and then the next guy that fucks her after he flies back to his South American hometown then walk back to Thailand and kill her before she fucks anybody else then walk to New Hampshire and kill me, you dumb invisible faggot

>They get murdered within a day or two since they have no idea they are cursed
nice plan faggot

Fuck a literal whore. Problem solved.

if you bang an escort it will be at LEAST 2 tiers away (hooker-->next person she bangs) assuming the person she bangs isn't a one time user (which is unlikely) that person will in turn pass it to ANOTHER hooker who gives it to another joe etc etc.


try using your brain next time soyboy.

Literally just bang a hooker, nobody has ever debunked this strategy

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Obviously I go to a bar and hit on the ugliest chick there.

I didn't like how the follower could transform into anyone it wanted. At first it seemed like it was taking the forms of people it had killed in the past which was a cool concept.

When the next person is dead it starts following you again. Did you watch the movie user?

Yeah but hookers will likely be having sex multiple times a day, so the odds of them continuing to pass it on to someone else before they are killed is good. The real winning strategy would be to fly to halfway around the world and bang a hooker, giving her time to bang someone else and that person bang someone else etc etc etc.

Get in contact with military officials and prove the existence of the creature, have the military perform tests while securing my safety.

>they dissect you while you're still alive to determine how the creature tracks its victims

Great plan

The whole point of the movie and what makes it so scary is that it'll eventually get to you. You have no idea what the people you have passed forward are doing. The thing is, what if after 50 people one of them dies and then it starts going back on the chain and everyone is off guard because they have passed it forward so long ago. Then it gets to you, maybe a whole year after you passed forward, how could you expect it? Unless you start living isolated by yourself far from everyone else and never sleeps again.

They wouldn't risk killing me, because then they would have to find out who the next person was and go abduct them. If anything they would just have me bang some chick so they can dissect them instead, that way they wouldn't have to go hunting for the next in line.

Yes but the idea is it will be passed so far away that when it finally comes around Ill have lived a life

they showed in the movie that it can clearly be temporarily stopped, and sppears to follow rules of reality, so it is corporeal and doesn't teleport, simply is invisible.

I'd simply capture it and chain it up.

I'd look into joining a whaling crew and pay them all my money to trap a whale of some endangered protected species and let me fuck it before releasing it. Hopefully it'll take a hundred years for the ghost spirit thing to get to the whale while its traveling pole to pole

How?

>fucked
>waifu
I don't understand. I don't want to "fuck" her. I just want to hold her and and feed her sweets.

it can walk into planes, it's not stupid

What happens if you're locked in a room that you never leave? The toilets an incinerator, food and drinks are served through a slit in the door. Both the walls and the door are steel, and opening the door requires two key cards held by people nowhere in the remote area.

>sweets
You mean eggs?

Fuck you're waifu

No, I mean sweets.