Matt Lauer

>Matt Lauer
>Jeffrey Tambour
>motherfucking Garrison Keillor

alright Sup Forums, how long does Dan have left?

Everybody already knows that Dan is an outright, unsufferable cunt. Would he be that much of a complete dick and also a sexual harasser?

He's not Jewish, he'll be fine.

This.
He's so angry all the time, I'd wager that he's sexually impotent.

Honestly I hope its soon. I love R&M and I really enjoyed the majority of Community, but Harmon is a piece of shit and fucked up Community pretty quickly, and theres also the fact that R&M is mostly Roiland's genius with him (I imagine) trying to keep Harmon from gaying it up with his "To be fair..." mindset.

The guys just a big fuckin' cunt.

This, having Justin take over would do wonders for the show.

I'm just worried about Lynch.

He'll be fine. Lynch is immune to allegations because all women find him totally desirable and his body of work is phenomenal.

hello
if you are female
or a child
and live in california
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
accuse dan harmon of sexual misconduct
please please pleassseeee
hes too much of a beta to have raped anyone, but just nuke him with false accusations, and his career and reputation will become completely ruined, and he'll commit suicide, and i wont have to deal with him existing anymore

I listened to his podcast for a good year before it got unbearable. Watched the hell out of his shows and followed him on social media too.

I honestly don't think this guy's anything more than a sniveling impotent bitch. Seriously.

He had his ex-wife wear a fake mustache because it was the only way he could get it up for her.

He owns mannequin legs that he rubs on his nipples while jerking off.

He follows youtube channels all about stockings and nylon.

He lets his dogs eat the crotches out of his underwear and then wears them anyway.

Half his fucking monologues on his podcast are just him pontificating about his liberal guilt.

If Dan Harmon ever touched a woman, it was because she had pity for him.

He's a weird fucking dude, but he's not a rapist.

Some user was on here a few weeks ago talking about how on the set of Community, Dong Lover and Dan Harmon would take female cast members panties and jerk off into them together.

Sweet Jesus.

I'm married with kids and old by Sup Forums standards, but that image awoke something in me I haven't felt for what feels like ages.

Thank you, user.

I could believe that.

But all 3 women on that show would probably see it as something funny. At least the two white girls. I feel like they partied a lot.

Besides: all the negativity behind the scenes of that show was aimed at Chevy Chase, let's be real here.

birthmark on the right leg tho

He already admitted to beating the piss out of his fat wife

disgusting

Not true. It's pretty much accepted that Dong Lover had to leave the show because he tried to fuck every female cast member and guest star. His normal routine was to get them alone and pour on a real heavy "I'm madly in love with you" act, then ghost them for weeks after.

Just push her off that balcony

Plz let this happen.

I used to enjoy Harmontown but after a while seeing the man behind the curtain acting like a pathetic pandering asshole really annoyed me. Unfortunately he will probably only be accused of harassing a mannequin leg in a Nordstrom.

I could see that.

And he probably played the whole "but I'm a cool black guy" card, which sometimes works just on guilting the woman

Jeffrey tambor did nothing wrong

So I heard about this Garrison kieler thing on the radio earlier, from the article they read it sounded like he just touched her back? Did they mean backside(ass) or something? WTF

He pressed his PENIS onto one of his co-stars after STEPPING ON HER FEET. This is tantamount to rape.

this
All those nihilistic 'jokes' are 100% Harmon, all the shit that makes the R&M fanbase so shitty stems from Harmon's writing.

nope. women won't stop until all men are branded as sex offenders for having the audacity to touch them.

Allegedly, according to a mentally ill costar. For all we know that person is just hyperbolizing an instance where jeffrey accidentally ran into them

It was just back, like between the shoulders or middle I suppose. She was wearing a backless dress and when he put his hand on her back to get her attention it startled her and then startled him. He actually admitted to the NYT author that he doesn't usually put his hand on women or let them touch him that way either. He apologized profusely and did it the right way, but now in current year the woman is suing him for his conduct.

Seriously sounds like the guy just was being awkward and didn't think things through. And now this woman is going to take advantage of the bandwagon/witch hunt.

Fucking shame.

This one still baffles me. It sounds suspect, but I just don't see him as the type. And wasn't it a tranny who was the victim? Come on. The guy should be your fucking hero. Why are you doing him dirty like that?

>defending rapists

What year is this?

>BELIEVE HER

>her

>It was just back, like between the shoulders or middle I suppose. She was wearing a backless dress and when he put his hand on her back to get her attention it startled her and then startled him.

lmao holy shit, ok I think we are getting close to the bottom of the barrel here then on this sexual harassment shit. If just touching a woman on her back is now sexual assault I don't know what isn't. is shaking hands too hard next on the list?

I don't even like garrison though so I don't really care but this shit is getting ridiculous. the only good NPR show ever was car talk anyways. Maybe this be used as an excuse to stop funding that shitfest with my tax dollars. One can only hope.

The more important question is
WILL DAN ‘GET IN THE VAN’ SCHNEIDER EVER BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE?!

his story is obviously fake. Something else happened this was just a poor attempt to spin it

I don't know. Maybe he touched her ass too, but if you listen to his radio show or read anything he writes Keillor doesn't have the typical traits of a creep

Oh we haven't heard what the woman said yet? If he was fired on the spot I'd have to agree with you, but why make up such a lame story then.

It doesn't matter

He has enough pictures of teen girls' feet to last a lifetime

He's already won

>the only good NPR show ever was car talk anyways.
This.

>MFW I was a nerdy kid in middle school and I used to listen to "Wait Wait Dont Tell Me" on saturday mornings with Paula Poundstone and a couple of jews sitting around smugly talking about uncommonly used words in the dictionary, and my dad would ride with me and tolerate that trash, just waiting for the Car Guys to come on.

I'm sorry, dad

dan is safe

his pale justin...not so much.

Wrong Dan

He defiantly won't have time to get his new season out by then

I don't know how much those brothers made doing cartalk but I bet they could have made a ton more going to some other network. idk what they were thinking sticking with that hell hole. that show would have been super popular anywhere.

Some people just have a love of public broadcasting and the idea of reaching an audience all across the country for relatively cheap.

Kinda how "This Old House" is still on PBS for some reason

they could have reached the whole country on any number of other networks though. Oh well it's all over now so it's all for naught. I'm just glad they still play old episodes.

...

his hair of work really put the whole act together

Sexual harassment is pretty much the only shitty thing Dan hasn't done.

>assuming that an accuser is never lying
if certain people are given the opportunity to ruin the life of someone higher up than them and be applauded for it after, they'll do it without second thought. stop being retarded, you aren't gonna get any pussy for white knighting.

>LE CURRENT YEAR
the jokes just write themselves don't they?

IT'S GETTING SPICY

>Be me
>Go out for lunch and drinks with a female friend I haven't seen in forever
>Both catch up and have a good time.
>Time to part ways
>We give each other a hug
>I accidentally brush her tit during the withdraw
I'm next, aren't I boys?

Season 3 is a prime example of what happens with Roiland lets Harmon take the wheel more. Overly wordy jokes, too much reliance on monologues, and yes a large dose of "to be fair..." shit like Rick's "you're not evil, you're smart" speech. Harmon is a grade A loser.