She didn't even @ you, Rock. Calm the fuck down

She didn't even @ you, Rock. Calm the fuck down.

One thing you can't say is that the guy doesn't give his all to his movies. He defends them with his life, no matter how shit they are.

Seems like a reasonable response, OP.

Hannah Witton a cute

litty response desu

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Is it LITTY tho like some of the rocks other movies? because I was LITERALLY PISSING myself when I watched Baywatch.

The madman

based Rock. This is how you respond to people like this

>why would like make a slapstick comedy
Huh?

Hannah should be knowing her role and shutting her damn mouth

Literally who? Does everyone get a blue check these days?

whats your name?

>phoneposter
kys

>rocketty getting worked by a literal who

William Shatner

thats not from a phone

-It doesn't matter what your name is!

the guy loves what he does for a living and defends his creation against random people on Twitter

that's dedication imo, I don't know why you fags consider it weird

Is the Rock fucking stalking this bitch?

Gay men are known to be hypersensitive to criticism.

>he posts on this shithole for free

Can anyone post what she really looks like? A cartoon avatar is never a good sign.

just google it you lazy shit.

I wanna see the Rock rape Hannah then snap her neck like a twig

The Rock is a brand at this point. He doesn't run his own twitter.

She's looking right at him

this is just hilarious. surely that's an intern running his account during pre-release hype season

dubs its him!

>google
literally who?

holy fuck she doesnt even need a cartoon avi

wud smash tbqh

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what body type is this?

This makes so much sense.

>The Rock will never be your dad

"It has all the features but there's just something off" type.

Female body.
Go outside and you *might* meet one.

makes sense about what?

The "better off as an assistant" type

wanna lick those pits tbqh

the "coalburner" type

based fucking Rock

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She only hangs out with soyboys

Making fun of Dwayne being a weirdo aside, where did all these Jumanji lovers materialize from?

Nobody cared about that movie in it's time. It wasn't a thing.

He seems to have spilled some food coloring in in his eyes.
Should really get that looked at.

his blood is 98% concintrated soy

I loved Jumanji as a child, fuck you.

thats complete bullshit
I remember watching it on a school trip as a child, it was a great time and everyone loved it

I like the concept of it being a video game now, otherwise it looks like trash

the shortstack

Usually because he's a producer.

Based

That girl is precisely my age. "A whole new generation." I feel so old.

That explains like, half the boards here.

>;)
What did he mean by this?