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Sexiest Cast Edition

The other thread isn't even at bump limit yet. Do you ejaculate this prematurely too?

i condemn this thread to be consisted entirely of repetitive shitpost memes

Garret Wang looks exactly like BD Wong there, and at first glance I thought Mulgrew's arm was Dawson's leg.

The last 50 threads have already been that.

brand new reaction gif riker for you faggots

>gif in current year

nice ghosting

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I like to beat out the competitors

Did they fug more than once?

>Good logic makes for poor stories.
That might be an excuse that the writers use but I, the viewer, watching with a quasi-critical eye, simply cannot take the concept of the Holodeck seriously anymore.
At first I started making my Holodeck posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of a Holodeck? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the Holodeck. I just can't stop thinking about all the plot holes, the unbelievable decisions that people make, the fact that it's possible for the technology to work flawlessly while not responding to controls because of some major spatial anomaly, there's so much about the Holodeck that doesn't make even a little bit of sense.
And then there's the fucking Doctor. They put a bunch of EMHs in a cave system to mine dilithium or something, but they can't set up holoprojectors around Voyager? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the Hirogen, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the mobile emitter almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than Geordi's ability to operate on Data's positronic brain without actually being a cybernetics genius like Singh was. Why the fuck can't they make more Datas? Why the fuck can't Data experience emotions but Moriarty can? If a Holodeck replicates matter on demand, why can't the replicate and android? Why does that replicated matter lose cohesion when it leaves the Holodeck if it's replicated, rather than projected? Who decided that the Holodeck was a good idea?

The threads are getting worse lately.

One day 7 decided that she wanted to learn more about the process of biological assimilation. She instructed the Holodeck to create a simulation of the digestive system of a humanoid female at a scale of roughly 1000 to 1. As she was embarking on her expedition the holodeck failed when the ship encountered a major spatial anomaly. This anomaly happened to result in the presence of a wormhole exactly where the model's esophagus would be, a wormhole leading to the same point in the anatomy of Ezri Dax. The wormhole had a side effect: 7 was shrunk by it's subspace matrix down to one one-thousandth of her original size!

Dax felt something in her throat and swallowed, sending 7 down to her stomach. She wondered what it had been but it never occurred to her to look into the slight sensation of 'presence' in her mouth. It never occurred to her that one of the missing crew of the starship Voyager had been digested within her Trill stomach, fuel for her symbiont. But the symbiont had all of 7's memories, as a side effect of the digestion.

>The last 50 threads have already been that.
holy fuck, how about you faggots leave the internets/basement for a moment and get some fresh air? there's more to life than trek generals

Saved

hey guy who posted that shia reaction image in the last thread i gotta remind that you have no honor
have a good (but not honorable) day

>there's more to life than trek generals
This is true. I'm also in Sopranos threads and Rome threads.

Allamaraine

>Count to four

Ghosting?

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These are not funny or amusing and when you spam them all in every thread you're just as bad as Trekkie229.

GHOSTED

pretty good but here's mine

"one day ezri was gettin good and horny in her room when a transporter malfunction transported seven of nine into ezri's quarters, but without clothes, due to the transporter malfunction. Then ezri texts me and i come over and we all boink"

I don't know. He does put effort into the captioning. Trekkie229 just posts MS paint drawings.

/voy/agerm squad represent!

it's like jennifer lien is the special needs child everyone is happy to have helped solve Fermat's theorem

Lien looks reaaaaaaaaally happy in there.
Considering her current state I guess she had quite a hard time there.

Is that TOS on the screen?

That's Funny.

I think it's "Where No Man Has Gone BEfore"

Vulcans are actually such bullshit. How are they even balanced?

>Super strength
>Extremely "logical" which results in high intelligence
>Live to be old as fuck
>Telepathy
>No bullshit appendix that can randomly get infected
>Extremely good hearing, immune system, respiratory system

the only downside is maybe pon farr; those faggots are like the Superman of Star Trek

They're beaming Neelix to go get some Dominic's of New York.

Actually, half of them look stoned.

When does the trial end?

They're just as susceptible to injury as any other race. All of those abilities won't stop a phaser from stunning or killing them.

never

of all the series, I actually believe that Voyager right after TNG has, by far (and it's not even close).. THE - MOST replay value.. of any other version of star trek

>this is the part where I say "your thoughts"

>They're just as susceptible to injury as any other race
but they aren't even.
>"Vulcans learned to gain conscious control of many of these functions, allowing them to regulate their bodies to a high degree by simple will power. When injured a Vulcan could go into a trance-like state, using this ability to concentrate all of his or her energy onto repairing the injury."
they can use their fuckin overpowered brain to heal faster than other races

i'll actually agree. TOS is decent but its a bit dated and cheesy. DS9 is somewhat episodic meaning once you watch it you kind of know how the whole storyline plays out. Nobody cares about TOS or STD

I am now rejecting your post and your opinions because you don't know what "episodic" means.

>i have thoughts?

He obviously meant serialized but you have to agree that DS9's something you watch over a season like I'm doing whereas Voyager and TNG you can just put on at about any time.

>>i have thoughts?
CRAM IT, jaben!
You should'nt have been maje to begin with!

Archer is underrated desu. He really came into his own in S3.

Neelix was the best bro on all of Trek.

oh boy, it's our resident 90 page long argue about nothing poster

hi why no trill on voyager?

>eally came into his ow S3.
hafta agree. archer vs the xindi>borg episode #800 on voy

Neelix doesnt look like a rapist but he DOES look like the fall guy for the actual rapist

It'd been done, and was being done at the same time. Why would they double down on Trills?

If something happened to the symbiont, they would be too far to find a new host

>Neelix doesnt look like a rapist but he DOES look like the fall guy for the actual rapist

Neelix would never bring any harm upon any person at any time.

>spunks in your leeyola root stew

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU SPACE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

STD is destroying Star Trek

Watching with a quasi-critical eye,I simply cannot take the concept of the Holodeck seriously anymore. At first I started making my Holodeck posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of a Holodeck? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the Holodeck. I just can't stop thinking about all the plot holes, the unbelievable decisions that people make, the fact that it's possible for the technology to work flawlessly while not responding to controls because of some major spatial anomaly, there's so much about the Holodeck that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. And then there's the fucking Doctor. They put a bunch of EMHs in a cave system to mine dilithium or something, but they can't set up holoprojectors around Voyager? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the Hirogen, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the mobile emitter almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than Geordi's ability to operate on Data's positronic brain without actually being a cybernetics genius like Singh was. Why the fuck can't they make more Datas? Why the fuck can't Data experience emotions but Moriarty can? If a Holodeck replicates matter on demand, why can't the replicate and android? Why does that replicated matter lose cohesion when it leaves the Holodeck if it's replicated, rather than projected? Who decided that the Holodeck was a good idea?

>argue about nothing
where do you think we are?

It's destroying CBS' only payTV service.
Fuck Star Wars and FUCK TREK PE3PLE!

>PE3PLE

no, this guy I've seen before and I notice that style of posting. he's possibly clinically insane but he and anyone he baits end up derailing the thread so I'm calling him out now, NO LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SHATNER RUNNING OVER TO PARAMOUNT!

Remember the episode where neelix was tongue kissing all the women and harry kim on voyager and janeway couldn't do anything about it because he claimed it was a "traditional custom" on his planet?

He really hardened the fuck up

>He really hardened the fuck up

"Phlox, I want you tell them we'll leave their warp coils and some Trellium-D in their cargo hold. Kick that bottom feeder out an airlock if he gives you any lip."

I don't understand

>everyone centered around her demure pose
>everyone in black while she's in green
>everyone smiling while she looks lost

It was like they were working with the world's most autistic child to help it learn verbal cues and finally got it to say something.

no its me the guy you just replied to, i was just trying to talk about star trek.

Watching with a quasi-critical eye,I simply cannot take the concept of the nigger seriously anymore. At first I started making my nigger posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of a nigger? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the word nigger. I just can't stop thinking about all the logical leaps, the unbelievable decisions that people make, the fact that it's possible for their "people" to work flawlessly while not responding to authority because of some major genetic anomaly, there's so much about the nigger that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. And then there's the fucking Obama. They put a bunch of Obamas in a political system to mine USD or something, but they can't set up niggers around government buildings? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the Black Lives Matter, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the police brutality almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than the Chinks' ability to operate on Americas's universities without actually being smart like the Whites were. Why the fuck can't they make more Whites? Why the fuck can't White People experience emotions but Spics? can? If a nigger replicates children on demand, why can't the replicate and white? Why does that replicated matter lose common sense when it leaves the ghetto if it's replicated, rather than cared for by two parents? Who decided that the Nigger was a good idea?

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Thank you for doing your best to ruin these threads. The garbagification of /trek/ has done wonders for my health.

Once upon a time /trek/ threads were quite interesting and I'd stay up all night just to see what the next post would deliver. Now these threads are so boring that I have no trouble turning off my computer at a reasonable hour, going to bed on-time, and getting a full 9 hours of restful sleep.

My thanks go out to you and all your friends like Trekkie229 too who work together in pursuit of this noble goal of destroying /trek/.

Where (TNG) Dress Uniforms a mistake? I feel like the shiny band on top is fine, but the rest just looks like a cheap skirt / or shirt that's too long.

Yeah, they're pretty retarded. Something like the TOS movie dress uniforms would have been better.

I kinda like how they look, although I feel bad that they couldn't make Riker one that actually fit him after he got fat.

Lt. Commander Beta

I'm not sure, When first I saw them I think relatively early in TNGS1, I was kinda split. At one hand I kinda get the whole "hey it's a bit like scottish kilts or whatnot" but on the other hand they are literally cheap mini skirts that don't really look impressive in any way. For all of insurrections flaws, the dress uniforms where a clear upgrade.

>For all of insurrections flaws, the dress uniforms where a clear upgrade.
This. Those uniforms were sexy.

why does chakotays lower face look like 30% fatter here?

If you could mind-meld with anyone in the Star Trek Universe, who would it be and why?

a gurl

If I'm the one doing the mind meld, Picard. If I'm on the receiving end I'm pretty much limited to Spock and Sarek as far as I know. I guess I'd pick Spock.

I'm sure it can be explained away with universal translators, but do other species resent the term 'humanoid'? Surely Vulcans consider them to be Vulcanoids, and Klingons likewise Klingoid.

Yes, Gates.. you can be my mommyfu

Would you prefer upright-bipedaloids?

no the borg queen confirmed mankind was one of the galaxies most average races for all other races to be compared to in voyager.

I'm more concerned with Ethan Phillips' seeming peevishness with the entire shoot. He probably wants to eat a big fat gyro with lamb.

The Borg Queen episodes aren't canon though.
First Contact isn't canon.

>balanced

it isn't a videogame,
also turns out humans are the weakest race in ST with no special abilities, even ferengi are stronger

*Uwaaa!*

>First Contact isn't canon.

I'm by no means autistic enough to say something like that or even to dislike First Contact but I did think it was stupid how they retconned the borg queen into that 2 part episode of the show. It's just silly seeing as how Picard makes no mention at all of a borg queen when he comes back from that or ever until that movie, and then everyone acts like they already knew about her.

Who approved this costume?

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Head costume designer, perhaps producer?

the virgin android, the chad first officer

A-KOO-CHEE-MOY-A

Dang, Voyager looks like that?

this post was EPIC
epic for the win

Kes and Harry were hot back in 1996. The 2000s were a mistake.

She cute

>Neelix would never bring any harm upon any person at any time.
This.

You won't believe what Star Trek's Seven of Nine looks like now!

He banged kira and ensign ro, well he kinda banged kira if you count your transporter duplicate

>tfw no belly bf

would smash Nine of Nine times