OHH NO NONONON NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

OHH NO NONONON NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm pretty sure that's from the upcoming Halo movie.

>Did I ever tell you about M'hatma Gan'dhi? He was a good friend.

why not?

mai waifu :)

>OHH NO NONONON NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
Can this meme end? It's so lazy

She looks beautiful

I unironically would

There is no upcoming halo movie

(n+1) kids are going to get this toy gifted to them by clueless parents/grandparents and lose their shit over it

Thicc but can go thiccer

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I designed cooler aliens than this in fifth grade

Why are there NO recognizable species besides Chewbacca, Ackbar, and Nien Nub in the nuWars? You may as well be watching a generic sci fi movie, it doesnt even feel like the same universe.
>No Twi'lek
>No Hutts
>No Weequay
>No Quarren
>No Rodians
>No Sullustan
>No Zabarak
>No Dugs
>No Gungans
>No Kaminoans
>No Geonosians
>No Utaus or Pauans
>No E.T.s in blink-and-you-miss-them cameos

Look at this dude... OHOHOHO
LOOK AT HIS HOT HEAD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats this from? IS that Henry cavil next to her?

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE F—
OOOOH OH NO NO NO NO

Most of those are a given but Rodians and Twi'lek are like the two most recognizable races
also you forgot
>No Bith
>No Grans

I completely forgot what the Grans were called until you mentioned it right now. I just remembered they were supposed to live on Malastare with the Dugs or something.

this was waaaaaay beyond my photoshop skills. I still had to try.

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Good work.

One of these OH NO NO threads is made literally every time a new Star Wars picture is released

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Oh boy, ANOTHER ORIGINAL SPECIES WITH TINY WIDE-SET EYES.

> star wars brainlets in charge of evolution

kek

thicc

I thought Carrie Fisher was dead.

>Geonosians
user I have some bad news for you

disney is so fucking shit holy fuck

Is this a Hillary Clinton shop? The face doesn't even look attached properly

oh yeah Sheev shoa'd them all

This. It's literally from a black guy's vine too.

It's spelled "Shoah", goy.

it's actually called pest control Shlomo

Nice apostrophe usage, believeable SW name.
Nien Nub is a Sullustan though?
>No Bith
I'm holding out hope of a feature film of Figran D'an bringing the band back together to rock the galaxy.
Any Pablo post is a good post, friend.

I wish
Halo movie could have been really neat had it ever been made

>I'm holding out hope of a feature film of Figran D'an bringing the band back together to rock the galaxy.
Yeah, the galaxy is a dire need of more jizz.

here la

lel

why would Aliens who look so unhuman have an clothing aesthetic that resembles ours?

Look at this dood! Oh no no no no

What doctor who episode is this?

How do you know that's part of her species' culture and she's not imitating Canto Bight culture?

So your saying Aliens culturally appropriate.... nice, gives me an entire Universe to get upset about.

....... are you saying that's an issue?

Well it's like living in another country, you tend to acclimate to whatever the local culture is. If you're born in Germany but live in America for most of your life you'll probably act more American than German.

after jl flopped he fell on hard times, has to work as a space gigolo to make ends meet

from a distance it looks like a woman with pointy breasts bending over

disney has access to marvel, pixar, and their own stable of artists, so why do these alien designs look so unimaginative?

Anyone else enter this thread because the thumbnail looked like a woman bending over?

OOOH no no NO NO? *wheezes*

UUUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Inhales*

Ashley is cute! CUTE!

>we need another squinty, wide eyed alien

You pervert!

L E O N , H E L P
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>Galaxy with millions of star systems and millions of alien creatures
>Brainlet fanboys only want to see the same dozen or so ayy lmaos so thy can wetly gasp "Oooh! Oooh! That's a Zabarak!" to their fellow bugmen on opening night

BOOM

KEK

>we already know who the most numerous races are
>their plot is a carbon copy of the old trilogy
>still have to invent ridiculous new aliens
Can they be any more retarded?

This creature which will appear in a background shot for 0.03 seconds will surely be remembered for years to come.

>stealing from halo

bravo, Disney

she has nice ballistics

Is this the thread where we overreact to anything related to this movie because we have an axe to grind?

Naw, a Halo movie is never happening unfortunately.

It's fun shooting her in the boobs or vag. Just like you could with Natalya in Goldeneye

Look at his lips!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

looks like angela merkel to me

THE COUNCIL WAS..... OVERZEALOUS.... WE KNOW YOU ARE NO HERETIC

are you saying merkel is a godless monster from outer space?

Why is there no hype for this movie?

Probably because they can't release scenes like these

its funny and the original vine is kino

how

Obviously

I would never insult godless monsters from outer space so

>defending nuwars alien designs
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

why does it have literally a human face

am I the only one who thinks the prequels are a fucking masterpiece in comparison?

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ANyone who uses this meme is a nigger

Why can't they just reuse some of the previous alien designs? the new ones are just generic and poorly thought out.

Fucking kek.

It's like they let Lady Gaga design it all

HOW RUDE

yeah so

*sniffles* help me, Leon

Fuck you! I always keep my axes ground to a proper angle for optimum cutting depth.

oh no no no.
lookit dis dood

>Three 120 minute movies to build a universe.
>Every scene has ten different one off alien designs
Without a chance to build familiarity all these alien designs are just skin deep back ground noise. Apparently in this universe with millions of star systems, the only species that matters are humans. I guess Disney are a human supremacist organization.

A queen egg survived.

OPs alien is literally an Ithorian with a slightly deformed Maz Kanata head and no side mouth thingies.
And that after TFA gave us a super original species that was literally Ithorians with beards and normal mouths instead of side mouth thingies.

TECHNO UNION SPINOFF WHEN

niggers

more like tekino union
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On the plus side, it instantly distinguishes newfag threads from the others...

theres a porn video of her in xvideos
check loli

fuck disney and fuck jew people

malastere is the dugs home planet and also a gran colony
grans are a huge bunch

its not that they should repeat aliens but the new aliens are bad copies