>drug dealer shows his stash to customer
>I got uppers, downers, oxys, addies, [...], new cocaine and cocaine classic
Drug dealer shows his stash to customer
Jaxon Reed
Ayden Richardson
>I've got this new shit that will make you *insert stupid hyperbolic experience*
>this shit will make *insert hard drug* look like baby aspirin
Julian Cruz
>me do you sell TicTac?
Walk away in fear
David Nelson
I wish I had a drug dealer like that
Owen Lee
In my experience they usually don't go into expansive details. I didn't know I could buy coke and LSD off my weed dealer for about a year. They usually wait until you ask "do you know where I could get X" before saying "yeah I sell X."
A drug dealer that engaged in used car salesman tactic would probably get busted.
Jordan Barnes
>Weapon dealer shows his guns. Customer can't decide which one to select.
>Dealer asks what he intends to do with it
>Customer says it's just for protection
>Dealer says "Here this'll do it"
Jeremiah Johnson
>John Cena from Sisters 2015 with Tina Fey
Landon Morales
>popping addy and oxy at the same time
Dick, Muh
Aiden Peterson
>I'll take them
>which ones?
>all of them
Ayden Hughes
>All of them?!?
>I grew up with 6 brothers
Blake Bell
>"I hear there's a new, highly-addictive drug on the street."
What do you call it, Sup Forums?
Matthew Stewart
ZS-NVB
Elijah Clark
Have you ever been to a gun shop?
They mostly give you some 9x19mm or some .380 OR .38
Landon Long
NUKE
Kayden Ross
Tuberculosis
AYYY YO GOT THAT TUBE
Adrian Turner
>meet with a drug dealer
>and doesn’t order on the dark web to have cheaper and better quality stuff delivered directly into your mailbox
Parker Ward
Feed & Seed
Josiah Evans
Bane
Joseph Butler
> criminal rapist
> hes white
Jackson Ward
...
Ayden Brown
Or if you call for something and they dont have it, they will offer something else
Alexander Foster
Memes aside, these honestly aren't that farfetched for fictional drug names. In fact it wouldn't surprise me if Bane has been done already.
Jace Moore
as they tend to be
Isaiah Stewart
How do i start with this
Chase Morris
...
Charles Howard
phd in drug sciences i see
Anthony Cruz
nasty coalburners
Brandon Bailey
At first I thought the filename was the fifth in an image of two high girls, and not descriptive of the action in that file. Or maybe "putting the high back into high-five".
Joshua King
>zero sugar cocaine
Julian Rodriguez
>using your own mailbox