This is the unironic list of the top 10 2017 films from The National Board of Review

This is the unironic list of the top 10 2017 films from The National Board of Review.

>get out
Why do critics love to put this film on every fucking top ten list ever? It was good, but not THAT good!

What's Sup Forumss top 10 list?
Serious question btw I've seen next to none of this years movies besides Blade Runner and want to catch up on the kinos.

im surprised to not see wind river on there. i was under the impression that it was going to be one of the contenders.

>No BR2049
Why are these """critics""" such plebs?

>baby driver

I'm hyped for Phantom Thread now.

i havent torrented any of them yet. i dont think they are out yet. i aint paying for shit tho, not until they start telling the shits in the theater to shut up.

>Baby Driver over Blame Runner
Good taste right there.

It made them think

Three of my own Top 10 on that list. Hype as fuck for The Disaster Artist and Phantom Thread.

Bladerunner 2049 was perfect and they consider Get Out and Baby Driver to be better films. Really makes me think.

>downsizing
>logan
>baby driver
>no blade runner

FUCK RIGHT OFF. This makes me legit mad

>Even this shit ignored Wonder Woman but DCucks still believe it will win major Oscars

t. virgin

Go jerk off to cartoons, waifufag.

could be worse, I've seen some with Wonder Woman

Even if they ignored a couple of great movies, 2017 is truly the worst year in a while, isn't it?

Yeah, a lot of trash got the spotlight and almost all the good films were ignored.

not any with relevance I'm sure

Best:
1. Ghost Hunting 2. The Woman Who Left 3. El mar la mar 4. Quality Time 5. On the Beach at Night Alone
6. Dark Night 7. Rey 9. Sleep Has Her House 10. Voyage of Time (Blanchett version) 11. Good Time

Worst(no order):
Get Out, Baby Driver, Blade Runner 2049, Logan, The Big Sick, Okja, Don't Kill It
Columbus, Beauty and The Beast, Atomic Blonde, Kuso, Power Rangers, The Bad Batch, Bushwick

Black director. Sadly POC cannot be rated on the same level as whites because lefties are secretly racist as fuck

>ragnarok is better than BR
at least make an effort

Haven't seen it yet
Why do you think so?

Power Rangers was great. There I said it.

Full list of winners:

BEST FILM
The Post

BEST DIRECTOR
Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird

BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT
Jordan Peele, Get Out

BEST CAST ENSEMBLE
Get Out

BEST ACTOR
Tom Hanks, The Post

BEST ACTRESS
Meryl Streep, The Post

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Willem Dafoe, The Florida Project

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Laurie Metcalf, Lady Bird

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Coco (Disney/Pixar)

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Timothée Chalamet, Call Me By Your Name

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Phantom Thread, Paul Thomas Anderson

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Disaster Artist (Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber)

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Foxtrot (Sony Classics, Israel)

TOP FOREIGN FILMS
A Fantastic Woman
Frantz
Loveless
Summer 1993
The Square

SPOTLIGHT AWARD
Wonder Woman director Patty Jenkins and actress Gal Gadot

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION (tie)
John Ridley’s Let it Fall: Los Angeles, 1982-1992
Angelina Jolie’s First They Killed My Father

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Jane (Nat Geo)

TOP FIVE DOCUMENTARIES
Abacus: Small Enough to Jail
Brimstone & Glory
Eric Clapton: Life in 12 Bars
Faces Places
Hell on Earth: The Fall of Syria and the Rise of ISIS

TOP 10 MOVIES
Baby Driver
Call Me By Your Name
The Disaster Artist
Downsizing
Dunkirk
The Florida Project
Get Out
Lady Bird
Logan
Phantom Thread

TOP 10 INDEPENDENT MOVIES
Beatriz at Dinner
Brigsby Bear
A Ghost Story
Lady Macbeth
Logan Lucky
Loving Vincent
Menashe
Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer
Patti Cake$
Wind River

wut? How can you have a list of awards and then a top 10 movies list that are totally different?
The Post got 3 awards but isn't a top 10 movie while Baby Driver won nothing but is?

>The Post got 3 awards but isn't a top 10 movie while Baby Driver won nothing but is?

The Post won Best Film. The top 10 list are the runner ups.

>SPOTLIGHT AWARD

Participation Trophy?

>No BR2049

Fucking normie cancer. Probably a bunch of fucking butthurt roasties.

Hi there Reddit

Why don't you just go back?

>What's Sup Forumss top 10 list?
Justice League
Wonder Woman
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Men Tell No Tales
Baywatch
Daddy's Home 2
The Mummy
Ghost in the Shell
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

>liking BR2049 is plebbit according to soyboy contrarians

your time for liking br2049 on Sup Forums is over

got too popular on reddit. sorry buddy.

Baywatch should be on the top #LITTY

2049 is pure estronaut pandering trash. It's why you redditers get so defensive

>Sang-soo Hong, Lav Diaz the list could go on

>i share a board with these plebs

WOW you are so alpha, please teach me how to be as manly and tough as you.

But you play video games(for honor)
You by Sup Forums, /lit/, /ic/ and all the other high art boards definition are the pleb

Any list not including Three Billboards outside of Ebbing Missouri is invalid.

What's so bad about Baby Driver?

ABSOLUTE TRASH FLICK

BABY DRIVER TIER

I mean, I liked Get Out but it's kind of weird seeing a movie about old white people using brain transplants to hijack the bodies of young black people in a top 10 prestige movie list
Then again, The Disaster Artist is in the list as well so there's that, I guess

which movies by these directors have you seen?

>Columbus is bad
Kys

>Then again, The Disaster Artist is in the list as well so there's that, I guess

yeah but films about bad films and hollywood in general always have award attention. see: ed wood.

Get Out is only on the spotlight because of racial politics. Even if you like it, it's just a kinda funny terror flick. It's like if Drag Me to Hell or Cabin and the Woods were Oscar contenders. It's crazy.

The boards reaction to Baby Driver, Get Out and Three Billboards just shows why a comedies are never well received.

You're all too far up your own asses to openly like something that has any silliness in it.

>3. El mar la mar
Really? I thought this was overly preachy. Decent, but not good enough to stand with the rest of the films on your list. I think you're underrated BR2049, it doesn't belong with trash like Bad Batch, Atomic Blonde and Okja

>It's like if Drag Me to Hell or Cabin and the Woods were Oscar contenders
firstly i wouldn't have a problem with that secondly i'd put get out over both of those.

Pretty much all of them. They're TSPDT-core trash. Diaz hasn't made a good film since Melancholia and Sang-Soo hasn't made a good film at all. The most egregious pick on your list is falling for the Barley meme though.

Three Billboards is one of the least silly movies I have ever seen.

DRAG ME TO HELL IS PURE META HORROR GENIUS, RAIMI IS A GOD

GET OUT RELIES TOO MUCH ON A TOPICAL RACIAL GIMMICK

>baby driver
>the disaster artist
>get out
>logan

it's a very serious movie that without the humor and the silliness ( like the scene where he's reading the chief's letter with a raging fire in the background or the 19 yo circus girl walking into a serious choking/stabbing situation) would've been outright depressing and sadly had a better chance of winning something

best film i've seen all year despite being a bit heavy-handed at times.

I don't like sang-soo either but diaz has made some good films recently. from what is before was great

>GET OUT RELIES TOO MUCH ON A TOPICAL RACIAL GIMMICK
it relies on it somewhat. most of the humor is situational or through the juxtaposition of a normal world against a horror-movie world. if the racial aspects of the movie ruined it for you that's sad. it's about the most i've laughed in a theater in years.

I have a top 2 list:
A Dark Song
Wind River

everything else ranged from meh to just ok (haven't seen BR yet though)

ITS A COMPLETE MESS JUST LIKE SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS

LE INBRUGES FANBASE IS REACHING HARD

3 EBBINGS IS A TRASH FLICK WITH ONE GOOD PERFORMANCE

seven psychopaths was a fun mess. in bruges was a very tight film. this is somewhere in the middle, closer to in bruges.

>No blade runner
Opinion discarded

>where is blade runner and thor bro! they are kino!!!

>No Blade Runner 2049
Literally shit taste

Typical avant-teen response. BR2049 was unironically better than The Woman Who Left, which was easily Diaz' worst film.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is better than every movie on that gay list

>baby driver
>logan
>get out

>was actually a blade runner drone
Every single time

You sound so desperate it's actually sad

NBR is not very good at predicting Award winners, so thankfully The Post has lesser chance of winning Best Picture due to this fact.

Greta Gerwig and Jordan Peele winning directing awards really goes to show how few people know anything about directing anymore.

I'm gonna assume these were the only movies they watched throughout the year.

BR2049 was a mediocre film, which tells you a lot about Diaz' latest piece of tripe. Try watching some good films instead of just "look how artsy I am, my favorite directors make 4 hour films exclusively!"

>n-no i'm not a blade runner drone see

Most of those are still going to be the nominees either way

>no BR2049

>Villenueve only makes 4 hour movies
Someone's never seen Sicario, objectively the most kino operator flick of the last 20 years.

But I don't jerk off to cartoons, I jerk off to fat women.

god 2017 was a shit year for film

This.
Get Out is alright but nothing special unless it's the first film you've ever seen. The film's plot is literally The Stepford Wives which William Goldman wrote for the screen. The Stepford Wives honestly looks far superior to Get Out visually and was directed by Bryan Forbes, who was a far better director than Peele could ever hope to be. But really what makes Peele shit is he lacks any subtlety whatsoever. A lot of his shots look like they were done by a film school freshman shouting for attention. Really, he's just a name that liberals and easily impressed plebs that don't know their history lap up. If you actually think anything directed by Jordan Peele is good after seeing anything prior by superior directors, your taste is highly questionable and ought to be checked for early signs of down syndrome.

>SPOTLIGHT AWARD
>Wonder Woman director Patty Jenkins and actress Gal Gadot
the "we probably have to give them something" award

there goes any hope for a second oscar DCucks

This just in from the New York Film Critics Circle (not a good oscar predictor either but still)

BEST PICTURE: LADY BIRD (GRETA GERWIG)
BEST DIRECTOR: SEAN BAKER / THE FLORIDA PROJECT
BEST SCREENPLAY: PHANTOM THREAD / PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON
BEST ACTRESS: SAOIRSE RONAN / LADY BIRD
BEST ACTOR: TIMOTHEE CHALAMET / CALL ME BY YOUR NAME
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: TIFFANY HADDISH / GIRLS TRIP
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: WILLEM DAFOE / THE FLORIDA PROJECT
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: MUDBOUND / RACHEL MORRISON
BEST ANIMATED FILM: COCO (LEE UNKRICH, ADRIAN MOLINA)
BEST NONFICTION FILM: FACES PLACES (AGNES VARDA)
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: BPM (BEATS PER MINUTE) / ROBIN CAMPILLO
BEST FIRST FILM: GET OUT (JORDAN PEELE)

SPECIAL AWARD FOR CAREER ACHIEVEMENT: MOLLY HASKELL

jesus you fucking company wars idiots cant stop

capeshit is already spinning this as a indicative that it will be nominated for relevant oscars because "spotlight award can be given to anything, from movies to people, so it's really special!" lol

>BEST DIRECTOR: SEAN BAKER / THE FLORIDA PROJECT
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

God I defend Villeneuve but brainlets like you make me want to stop. I was talking about Lav Diaz, not Villeneuve.
Of course a late-Diaz loving brainlet can't even bother defending his film choices and has to resort to shitposting.

When do I get to see Phantom Thread bros???

*capeshit media

Not at all, maybe if you only watched mainstream Hollywood schlock.

Yuck, The Florida Project is shitty poverty porn.

>BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: MUDBOUND / RACHEL MORRISON
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SINGLE MOTHERS WERE A MISTAKE

THE DIRECTION WAS ABSOLUTELY UNREMARKABLE AND THE END WAS COWARDLY

DAFOE WAS OK BUT NOTHING SPECIAL

>defend my choices for a child of imdb
LOL

baby driver,
downsizing
Get out

not br2049

Says the letterpleb. Typical Diaz fan, elitist without any reason to be.

BR2049 is fantastic. Soy bois dislike it because it's a film that talks about the fate of men in a dystopian future.

> no 'Your Name'

Tres Billboards was quite ass

It's not like this was a strong year for films.

again with this shit. This was a great year for film, you probably just didn't bother looking outside of mainstream wide releases.