This is Michael Bay

this is Michael Bay,
say something nice about him

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You made a good movie

Pain and Gain was great

His daughter didn't kill herself.

He makes money and doesn't give a shit

He's willing to make fun of his own movies and doesn't take his stuff too seriously

>that scene in Transformers where somebody says "this is 100 times better than Armageddon"

Transformers 1 is kino.

I got a hj while watching Transformers 1...

what scene did you finish at?

He prefers to rape franchises instead of people, at least.

>tfw touched boob for the first time watching that movie

hating on Bay is a fucking Reddit Meme because they think they are too high brow for his films despite constantly bickering about CapeShit.
sure Transformers (after the first one) were bad but the rest of his filmography is decent.

>armageddon is decent

no

I don't get how this man managed to make the kino that is 13 hours and also the absolute travesty the was the last transformers.

He is living the dream

pain and gain is underrated. his directing style matches the over the top plot

He has a beautiful house.

yes

If i remember correctly around the end of the flick.

He doesn't compromise his vision and still makes fucking bank.
Based.

when is megan gonna accuse him of sexuality stuff

I watched Tranformers one. It was shit.

Everyone loves a bit of bayhem.

he has good taste in wamen

>armageddon is bad
imagine being this pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE

Literally the most dedicated and talented action director of the XXI century. His relationship with new technology and his tasteful use of CGI are still unmatched

You look like a serious drinker.

too bad his scripts are fucking garbage.

Thanks to his blockbusters he funded one of the best television shows ever made.
Black Sails is 10/10

can't argue with that tbf
he can also choose the right bimbos for his movies
not to mention his actually good movies (Pain and Gain, The Island, Bad Boys II)

wait really i always thought michael bay was that fat guy

I seriously hope you're trolling, armageddon is fucking atrocious

Armageddon is on the Criterion Collection, faggot
criterion.com/films/578-armageddon

so?

>Pain and Gain
>not Armageddon

Armageddon could have been made my Roland Emmerich, it somehow lacks bayness