Gunnerkrigg Court

>Based on a true story.
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Oh boy

A quick Google gives a myth about Coyote learning to fly after getting some feathers from Geese. While he does succeed, the Geese bash his brains in. Coyote wakes up hungry, eats some of his brains, realizes what he did, vomits, then replaces those brains with rocks.

sacred-texts.com/nam/ca/wsm/wsm17.htm

Is this gonna be Coyote tricking hunters to come to him so he can hunt them?

Cause it made me think of the fact that some native americans used decoy ducks long long ago

My guess is that this story is when Coyote used a decoy against the humans themselves

>Coyote got himself some clay and made himself like a woman, with all the parts.

Hey, man, it's what Tricksters do. They don't follow social boundaries. It's part of what they are.

You hear about the shit Loki got up to?

This is..very specific

> the lake is the river between the Court and the Forest
> the dead goose is Jeanne
> the bush represents Jeanne's predicament

JEANNE WAS COYOTE ALL ALONG

Time to ship Annie and femcoyote.

Okay that's a whole new level of randumb.

O yeah now is the perfect time for Coyote to tell Annie to fuck off as well.

>comic sans

Coyote chapters are my favourite chapters

fairy chapters were my favorite chapters but now I'm not so sure
Jesus Christ, Red

...

Yeah, I really question Tom's decision to destroy the Red character just in order to provide some moral lesson to Annie. What a waste.

is that an Untdertale reference?

>He said to her, "You will be my wife." But the girl said to him, "When you first cut open the woman and found me as a baby, you called me sister." Coyote said, "No, I called you my wife then." The girl said, "No you didn't, you called me sister." Coyote said, "No, I called you my wife." Coyote liked that girl.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

THE FUCK KINDA GEESE YOU BEEN HANGING WITH, COYOTE?

Hahaha I love old fables and stories.
They just are so quick to go off the rails.

She was always a bitch.
She was a different kinda bitch in that chapter, but other than mixing it up it's par for the course.

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hot.

Last chapter was my favorite chapter.

Haha, Indian religion is retarded! :D

I just caught up with this comic after leaving it for several years. I honestly can't imagine reading some of these chapters serially.

How did people react when Anthony showed up again?

I jizzed in my pants.

As expected. We flipped our shit and got all upset and told ourselves this wasn't happening.

Tony did nothing wrong.

if this isnt the story where coyote fucks a bunch of girls from across a lake with his 50 ft dick i dont care

>replaced brains with rocks
Well, that explains some things.

So Anthony did nothing wrong, and is the hero that GKC needs, not the hero it deserves? That's pretty much what I figured.

Tony is the Daddy Annie needs, but also the one she deserves right now.

Fapped for 3 day straight.

it was good time for people who have an age regression fetish

Delet this

What the fuck, man, were natives high 24/7?
What a shit culture.
I'm glad they're wiped out.

Best porn gunnerkrigg ever got.

>were natives high 24/7?
They sure smoked some dubious stuff.

Regression? She was just being treated like what she is for once; a child.

Tony didn't even come down on her particularly hard for the cheating. Of course he was disappointed in her and of course she's punished academically for "heavily cheating".

>She was just being treated like what she is for once; a child.
she's at least 15 or 16 now.

I liked when he told her to wipe off that whore makeup of hers. :)

Not an adult. Especially when she cheats through most of her schoolwork.

Another normal thing for a teacher in a strict school to do.

Everything Tony does to her is normal stuff. I get the point that it's jarring for her after he disappeared for so long but I think it's deliberate that she's being treated fairly.

Normal can be hot.

>Not an adult.
Not a child either.

Everybody flipped out.

But the thing I still most remember is the Jones chapter. No pacing problems in hindsight. But at the time it was a lot of "WE GET IT, SHE'S OLD"

>Everything Tony does to her is normal stuff.

In a vacuum maybe. But when you have been completely absent from a ton of your child's life save for a single phone call where you didnt even really talk to her, berating her as your first course of action is not normal.

Also, neither is the rest of what he does.

That's why it's hot.

Let's not act like Nordic and Greek mythologies don't have some pretty weird shit going on.

How did everyone react to the bit where Tom skipped over a whole chapter's worth of stuff and had Coyote narrate what happened instead? The part where he knocked down a building.

I don't. They all died out for a reason.

My favorite part of Norse mythology is where that wizard made a giant to fight Thor but it was a wimp what pissed itself.

Mine is the bit where Loki turns into a horse and, after getting Horse Pregnant in the usual way, gives birth to Sleipnir.

I enjoyed it.

Liked it quite a bit. Coyote chapters are great, even when hes just telling us about them.

Also, it resulted in that one hilarious page being drawn by some drawfag. You know the one.

Maybe you could post it to refresh my memory

As someone said a few threads ago, it was cathartic.

If wolfdad reject her this chapter, Annie's gonna go nuclear.

I hope WolfDad, DesertDogDad and FoxDad all reject her.

Or the Christian mythology, for that matter

what about DadDad?

The older Jewish stuff is better:

>God was angry with me but my wife sliced off our son's foreskin and touched my feet with it so now he's chill

I hope he fixes her.

cute :)

Pissed. I was looking forward to seeing that and then Tom just skimmed over it with that stupid art style. He's probably going to do something similar this chapter. We'll probably only symbolically get to see whatever coyote's going to do to the court now that Jeanne's gone.

I was digging through my older stuff to post on pixiv and found a handful of Gunnerkrigg comics I never finished.
I should probably finish one of them...
There's a comic of Parley overeating and ZimGam having toilet fun with her.
Should I finish that one?
There's also an idea of a sort of continuation of Dirty Love here.

Coyote ain't dad material. Weird uncle at most.

He's her only dad that hasn't tried to kill her.

>Should I
No.

But shouldn't I, tho?

The feet thing isn't literally feet. It's ancient jewish slang for suck/rub his balls so I'm not exactly sure that I want to comprehend what that woman did with his foreskin.

That was roughly two years ago now
I remember because around that time i learned my dad died

Hes also her only dad that has done no fathering. No dad at all, really.

>Greeks had a story about an island founded by a woman who fucked Zeus disguised as a bull, and the island eventually spawns a king who ejaculates scorpions so the queen fucks a bull instead, and births a human-bull monster

>Nords had a story where the god of masculinity loses his weapon (symbol of dick) and ends up dressing like a woman

He indirectly did by sicking Ysengrin on her

Even then, he's sworn to protect her in the forest.
He knew that he ultimately wouldn't end up harming her.

He seems to have promised that she'd be safe for THAT meeting, and she was.

It was only Eggs and Bacon who saved Annie from Wolfy that other times.

FUCK YES COYOTE CHAPTER

I don't remember this.

That's from the Tony flashback chapter.

Gamma.

This is where he meets Kat, right?

The one were he turns himself into a woman HORSE and than fucks that guys horse to win a bet and gave birth and offered the child as a gift to his farther?