David S. Goyer Will Direct Sony's HE MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

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>He-Man movie
Hell Yea
>Sony
Oh

I lol'd

The original Dolph Lundgren version is no longer canon will be taken out of circulation since the director molested Anthony Edwards.

That's probably the worst thing I've ever heard

Goy

>Goyer
>Sony

...

Didn't he learn anything from Blade Trinity?

im hoping brad pitt plays he man

>a lot of people will enjoy the movie and it will make lots of money
>every thread on Sup Forums will be trying to convince people it flopped
Here we go again.

>SONY scraping that 80's barrel
>Goyer directing

I see...a ~30% Rotten Tomato score in their future. I don't even need more information. That's all I need.

Screencap this, senpai.

>goyer
>sony

a match made in hell

Who wanted this?

>GOYer

cannot make this shit up lads

SONY executives.

You may as well throw
>He-Man
in there

this. it's just so obvious how it will end up. Amy Pascal still has a fucking job

That's bullshit. I love that movie. Frank Langella is the best Skeletor there will ever be. This movie will be CGI fuckfest doomed from the start. What a shame.

Next Week:

•Sony gets rights for a ThunderCats movie, McG to direct.

What do you think "goy" means?

I can't think of He-Man without thinking of Car Insurance now.
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I marathoned this commercial instead of writing my 200-word dissertation. Anyone have any cliff notes on 19th century soy agriculture?

Has this not been "in development" for like a decade? There's a BS update once every 6 months.

>David S. Goyer Will Direct Sony's HE MAN & THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
jew, dropped

>Sony
>Goyer
Dead on arrival/10

It means human cattle

>long-awaited
By who? Why? Did anyone actually want this? Even robot chicken was done with he-man by now.

>goyer

script-kino

>goyer

It will forever languish in development hell.
Goyer will dropout within a year.
screencap this.

I want it. Just not by rat-face-man

>Sony

They will fuck it up beyond all recognition.

maybe they'll make it like that dope 2002 reboot

Even He-man deserves better than this.

Not happening since those women came forwards revealing sexual harassment against Goyer