What am I in for

What am I in for

Is it Kino Reeves?

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Boring first 10 minutes and action Kino beyond that.

100% pure unadulterated action kino.

>a fuckin dog

The sequel was much better.

boring and predictable plot glued with cool as fuck action

the sequel is better, although has less charismatic/ noteworthy antagonists

Excellent gun and fighting choreography. Good performance from all actors. Plot is rather thin but you still feel attachment to John and root for him. It's basically a visual study of what happens when you push the wrong man off the edge. 8/10 film.

pure kino just watch it and appreciate this man and his work

Kino as fuck

fucking reddit GO BACK

the sequel was worse.

Being this contrarian.

Unironically every single aspect of the movie was shit besides the action, and the action wasn't top tier.

oh just fuck off. its capeshit without the cape

Keanu shoots people in the face for a whole movie. It's awesome and you can thank me later.

Also it's okay to skip the first 10-15 minutes when you rewatch it.

You can expect Theon Greyjoy to get fucked

The hard R film about a hitman brutally murdering people is essentially a PG-13 quip fest to you?

Mindless action. I don't understand what everyone likes about it.

>Hehe if i call it reddit that means im right
Fuck off

>implying it doesn't appeal to 13 year olds

Literally the mindless action.

>gifted from the wife of a dead assassin
it makes sense if you arent a brainlet

This:
>>youtube.com/watch?v=IBvf7KUEZ78

>any movie that appeals to teens is capeshit
I'm not sure what's dumber, that theory, or that John Wick only appeals to 13 year olds.

>open video
>WUBWUB
>exit video
kill yourself

You're right it appeals to 13 year olds and manchildren

Good post. Also the soundtrack is perfect.

>appeals to manchildren
Then why don't you like it?

If you like it OP, the sequel the sequel is even better, watch them back to back.

Wait.. was his wife also an assassin? I thought she was a civilian.

>durrrrr
>guis, guis i ama gonna go into a John Wick thread and bitch about wubwub music!
>also i'm gonna post in greentext!
Get fucked cuck

Because I'm not a manchild

It has one of Keanu's best scenes and proves once and for all that the guy can actually act.

>the sequel is even better
Pleb opinion. He was given literal plot armor in the second one

t. Manchild

You are r/Truefilm

>Because I'm not a manchild
Don't lie user.

To be fair, it was a more innovative and interesting way of dealing with things than simply having the bad guys missing every single shot. I'd say it's more plausible then the bad guys just can't fucking shoot.

fuck I need to rewatch this
do it OP, it is a really good action movie

it is Iiterally
>Reddit: The Flick starring Reddit: The Actor

user we both know you arent going to watch it. youre going to sit on Sup Forums all day shooting the shit with your shitposting anonymous friends

I only browse this shithole when I'm at work
I also very rarely shitpost, and I don't have any "anonymous friends"
you don't know much about people outside of your house, do you?

Post predictions for Chapter 3 lads

>John, Common, and Ruby Rose join forces as an elite assassin team to take on the entire fucking world
>John goes out in an absolute blaze of glory

Not sure about your first prediction but he better fucking die in the 3rd one.

>John goes out in an absolute blaze of glory
that's what I'd like to see

>Ruby Rose
She's dead Jim.

Seriously though, did you no pick up on John stabbing Ruby the same way he did Common and then purposefully pulling the knife out? The very thing he said would kill Common?

I guess that makes sense. It just feels like the way she said "be seeing you" and how she wasn't explicitly headshotted like all other Wick kills made me think they could definitely bring her back

I took be seeing you as a spin on "see you in hell"

A fappable extra

It was action tactikino

A well-crafted but extremely retarded action movie

After she signs that, he signs "Yeah..." with a look on his face like "No fuckin way."

Yeah. I'm thinkin' it's kino.

It's kino Reeves. I loved how they did the subtitles.

the new best action series kino in decades

gay shit

One of the best action series period, so far. Fingers crossed the third doesn't fuck it up.

It was good but it was no Jack Reacher.

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decent movie but not "greatest action movie of all time" tier

You're in for a dog gone good time

keanu has no charisma in these films (apart from I think I'm back line)

this must be said for fucks sake even a dumb dyke has more charisma than him. and she's a muse.

both 1 and 2 are very enjoyable

Yet here you are throwing a tantrum because people like something you don't.

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