Everyone else in cinema has a friend or date

>everyone else in cinema has a friend or date

That's why you gotta go at noon or at the 9:40 or 9:50 show

Then ask your, brother, mother, sister or friend to go with you?

>go to the only cinema in my town that doesn't enforce a no singles policy
>in line, get singled out as a single by a bunch of highschool girls
>they take out their phones, point at me, and call me a freak, laughing
>nobody defends me
>get so distraught that I leave and peddle back home on my bicycle
Too bad, I really wanted to see BR2049

why are hs girls such bitches?

>the teenagers behind you start singing "allllll by my-seeeeeeeeelf" in reference to you

>cinema hired a singles inspector to check people before a movie starts
>hired a hooker to pretend to be my gf
>she leaves before the inspector gets here
>says i only paid enough to get through the door
>get caught
>he drags me out as everyone laughs
>had to call my mom's bf to pick me up
>just want to go home to and eat some tendies while spending time with Sup Forums
>we're out of tendies and I break down crying
>can hear my mom's bf laughing at me from the livingroom eating the last of the tendies

>things that never happened

they're all kinoplebs

>tfw went to movies with family because all your friends are anti social and all they ever want to do is go see superhero movies once a year
>tfw as going up stairs in cinema see guys i know from school
>tfw made eye contact and they saw i was all alone

Im not that autistic but damn does that feel bad

i prefer doing things alone most of the time anyway, but it sucks when it's your only option and has been for years

kek

>this hits close to home

You post Nazi frogs on an anime board OP.
You cannot stop sucking cocks.

>nazi frogs

I never went to the cinema by myself in highschool or uni for this exact reason. It's one of my bigger regrets in life.
Fuck em.
As long as you're not seeing a big blockbuster by yourself, don't sweat it

>chad is so distanced from reality that he cannot comprehend the daily torment normal people face

frend?

Just casually mention to the couple sitting next to you that your friend is meeting you. Then pretend to get a call telling you that your friend was in a card accident and had to go to the hospital. People won't pry since they know you are having a hard time since your friend is in the hospital.

I am work as a singles inspector at my local cinema and I would have asked you to show me the texts for proof

ah-bloo-bloo

I would've just kicked him for depressing the other guests. And besides, emotional trauma can cause violent outbursts so he becomes a security risk

>everyone is with a date or a friend they have to entertain
>then there's me, by myself, seats to myself, slouching with a huge shit eating grin as I begin loudly rustling my bag of sweet treats
Eat shit losers

>there are nazi frogs noq

>go to the cinema alone
>get arrested