Jimmy Neutron vs. Dexter

Who would win?

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People are going to cheeseraypost but they always forgot that Jimmy also created a robot even he himself could not destroy.

but what would happen if you used the cheese ray on it?

Dexter's biggest weakness is deedee fucking with his stuff, Jimmy fucks up on his on more often than dexter. So Dexter.

That just shows how shit Jimmy is. Dexter could probably take out Jimmy and his inventions with just a wrench and some craft supplies, that little shit's a real fighter when he needs to be.

>Cheese ray
Just use a cheese-coated shield

johnny test

This. Unlike Jimmy, Dexter has a true fighting spirit and tons of determination.

Jimmy's just some smart kid.

Did Dexter ever go in to space?

Jimmy was capable of straight up interstellar travel but I recall Dexter always staying exclusively on Earth except for that one time he went up to smash a meteor entering upper-atmosphere.

>He has mastered enough time-manipulation to the point that he can make a working Universal Remote out of sticks, berries, rocks, mud and a diamond while trapped in the cretaceous period for 3 hours. He made Nanochips that turn inanimate objects sentient, and infect other objects with its influence, and with 2 ordinary plates created an immense magnetic pulse so powerful it reversed a meteor back into space.
>One of Jimmy's first inventions, the Hypno-Beam can hypnotize any sentient being, regardless of intelligence or sanity. The details of hypnosis can be preset or made up on the fly, then it's just a matter of pointing and firing. The hypnotic waves of the beam will instantly hypnotize anyone it hits, even if they are NOT looking at it, into doing or thinking whatever Jimmy wants... and oh the terrible things he could do with that.
>A beam weapon used primarily by the Nano-bots, but Jimmy would still have clear access to. The beam converts anyone or anything it hits into electrons and deletes it into a virtual trash bin. From there it can be permanently deleted from the trash bin thus killing any living being unlucky enough to be in it. However if the weapon is destroyed before permanent deletion it will bring everything in it’s trash bin back.

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>Jimmy’s trusty Rocket was originally made from a coin operated kiddy ride, but something tells me it is no longer child safe. This baby runs on Fun-Fuel on a tank of 26 light years per gallon and can easily reach speeds of 7,167,000 mph. This insane speed is further increased with the Warp Module, which bends time and space to allow speed of 6 times faster than light, and then there's the hyperthrust which allows for vast interstellar travel such as getting to the planet Shmaingy in less than an hour. In addition the Rocket has many other useful functions including scanning the interior of objects, an advanced adaptable holographic clocking system, an autopilot and an ejector seat. To find the speed of this rocket we must look at it's best speed feat, in the original movie Jimmy uses this rocket to travel to the Yokian's home planet in one day (this is lowballed as they clearly took a break to sleep). In the 3rd Jimmy Timmy Power Hour it is reviled the Yokian's home planet is in ANOTHER UNIVERSE. Logically the way to calculate this is with the Observable Universe a sphere representing all matter that can be viewed from earth with our current advanced telescopes. The distance from earth to it's edge is 46.5 Billion Lightyears, flying this in a day is 16,984,125,000,000c, or roughly 17 Trillion times Faster than Light.
>Defeated a 50ft plant teacher
>Took down a Yokian star cruiser with a tomato
>Walked through corrosive acid undamaged
>Was knocked off Mt. Everest by an avalanche and fell a hight stated to be 10,000 feet (nearly 2 miles) onto solid concrete, only to immediately get up with no injuries whatsoever.
>Can endure the heat of Venus

But did he achieve world peace?

Jimmy made a time machine out of rocks and berries
Dexter thinks the answer to 2+2 is mount rushmore

Jimmy, no contest

>Pain Transference Helmet: A broken as hell headband Jimmy invented for the Dentist office. It absorbs literally all physical damage and pain that would be received by the wearer, and transfers it wirelessly to another person of the wearers choosing.
>Neutro Gunk is an all purpose, endlessly adaptable compound, which creates a propulsive and frictionless environment around applied areas. Jimmy can apply this lab made substance to his sneakers to give himself superhuman running speeds that continuously increase in capability. Starting at speeds shown to be around 1,800 mph and managing to increase to 143,314,200 mph in just an hour (Shown when he ran up a building, circled the moon and got back to earth in 12 seconds),
>Jimmy’s most well known Mech, the Robo-Walker is a 12 foot tall Titanian walking machine that is somehow able to compress itself down to easily be stored in Jimmy’s backpack. The Walker has legs that unleash kicks powerful enough to knock back truck sized robots and additionally comes with an ejector seat, heat-seeking missile launcher, and a powerful laser cannon.

Alright, I'm kinda wondering who would win with no tech involved. Just straight battlefield tactics.

Whose parents would win?

Reminder that jimmy can survive in a vacuum

In this scenario, does Dexter have his beard?

Considering Dexter makes actual weapons of mass destruction I think he wins.

Still gives me a giggle everytime I read it.

doesn't dexter have legit combat experience?

People seem to forget the Dexter's Lab is absolutely massive, so much so there are actually abandoned parts he doesn't even visit anymore. This lab either exists in a pocket dimension or it spans the entire city, which means he built a city sized lab in about 10 years which is miles above what Jimmy has created

Dexter, he has fighting spirit and angry issues

Can dester even fight after Jimmy turns him into cheese? No? Jimmy wins

In tech, Jimmy. Guy has incredible plot-tech.

Dexter may be a more ruthless fighter but the gap between their arsenal is too large.

are allies allowed? because DeeDee can fuck up literally any machine, even a cheese ray.

To be fair, Jimmy's tech ALWAYS backfires in some way. So giving him his entire arsenal is a disaster waiting to happen for both sides.

Firnedly reminder Dexter has a sandwich ray

People always forget the Jimmy will always have the upper hand thanks to Brain Blasts.

Shit's even better than Spider-Senses, it can provide a resolution for any problem that Jimmy encounters.

Meanwhile, Dexter can't even do anything to keep Dee Dee out of the lab, let that sink in for a moment.

>DeeDee takes all tech out of the equation.
>Dexter clobbers Jim to death with a wrench.

>Backwards Belt
>The belt's ability is not just limited to the wearer's own body but every event and action that was performed right before activating the backwards setting, such as reversing the wearer's own time and gravity.
Well that nullifies the cheese ray.

What happens if you shoot the cheese ray with the sandwich ray then? Would it be DANGEROUSLY cheesy?

cheese sanwiches?

Okay, but how much cheese?

It wont't nullify any after Jimmy turns it into cheese

>reversing the wearer's own time

Okay, but wouldn't it be out of character for Jimmy to just use it? We don't see him using it in literally every episode. As far as I know it only appears in one. Not to mention one of his other inventions is bound to go wrong and fuck him over before he whips it out babe.

Also what about the Time Expansion Helmet? The cheese ray would be useless if he couldn't hit him.

>Meanwhile, Dexter can't even do anything to keep Dee Dee out of the lab, let that sink in for a moment.
Jimmy doesn't have to fend off a living entropy elemental like Dexter does.

The time expansion helmet can't even expand time if it is just cheese

>ywn never see a genius battle royal that has Dexter and Jimmy beat every fictional genius's [s]smart[/s]ass

But the ray would have to hit it first.

>Dexter is so incompetent his annoying sister ends up looking like an avatar of chaos

Jimmy probably wouldn't even need his cheese ray

this

I think that Phineas and Ferb have enough plot armor to beat them.

All Dexter has too do is to send Dee Dee to Jimmy's lab.

I love Dex but Jimmy is more versatile. He builds all his stuff in a cave with a box of scraps. I don't know where Dexter gets his resources, but call me when he can fashion a death ray out of toothpaste and a fridge magnet

With even the slightest preptime, Dexter wins, else Jimmy has the cheese ray

Dexter has a fully functional 20-story tall mech
Dexter also pulled the goddamn moon towards the Earth.

Fucking Jimmy can't do that