Says he's afraid because he hasn't really fought before

>Says he's afraid because he hasn't really fought before
>In the teaser video in Batman V. Superman we can clearly see him knocking out the guy who tried to rob a store
Why did he lie?

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They're genetically predisposed to lying.

It was a different time

>"I've literally just pushed some people and run away."

>Why did he lie?

Taqqiya.

>Why did he lie?

9/11 changed everything

Underrated

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he just pushed him and ran away. Same as Boomerang in SS

if you cant see the humor in that, you are trying to hard

Flash doesn't fight, he trashcans people with his overpowered ability

It's a one-sided thrashing

Did anyone else's gaydar go straight off the deep end whenever he was on screen?

>Says he's afraid because he hasn't really fought before
>Defeats and catches a hostile supervillain by himself in the opening of Suicide Squad

>literally says he just pushes people and runs away

Jesus no wonder marvelshits are too dumb to grasp BvS

>some random dude throwing boomerangs
>hostile supervillain
what did he meme by this

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FYI in the comics Barry isn't jewish and he's a hard line Republican.

>literally mention scenes from other movies of the shared universe where he wasn't such a poo poo pee pa

Jesus no wonder your stepdad hit you

why does he look like a fish

Barry isn't really political, he just likes helping people. He leaves political stuff up to nerds like Green Arrow.

When is Suicide Squad supposed to take place in relation to BvS and JL?
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He also hates Green Arrow, but they're both friends with Hal it's really fun to watch them fight over his friendship.

When you're the Flash, pushing people and running away can result in concussions and multiple fractures.

DCEU chronology is
Wonder Woman
Watchmen
Batman begins
Dark knight
man of steel
Lego Batman
BvS
Suicide squad
Justice League

It's like when a nigga says he never fought before but he beat a whitey
So easy you don't even count

Well, that doesn't make any sense then. Flash should be a battle hardened veteran by the time Justice League happenede, yet it feels like as if we're watching his first steps.

>Watchmen
>Batman begins
>Dark knight
>Lego Batman

Please. Don't insult those movies

Do you really think punching some shoplifter is the same as fighting an alien demigod devil man?

He pushed the guy. He even says this.

Must have been formidable if he was chosen to replace Superman.

Flash gets his speed powers some time between MoS and Lego Batman

Waller specifically wants either true metahumans like Croc, Diablo, and arguably Deadshot, or "regular" humans like Harley and Boomer, because the A.R.G.U.S. Project has some insight into the nature of metahumans - the "meta" is vaguely associated with your "rep," for lack of a better word. Make a name for yourself, be a famous criminal, have a brush with a metahuman, and presto, you're associated with the same unconscious mystical force being fed by mankind's "headspace." Mortals who contend with the "gods" don't remain strictly mortal themselves.

>I just push people and run away
Both the BvS scene and the SS scene show exactly that. So what's the problem?

fpbp

he literally said he only pushed people and ran away
are you retarded?
did you forget to take your special pills today?

>nerds like Green Arrow
watch it