ROLE REVERSAL

Dr. Pavel, I'm Bane.

Uh, you get to bring friends.

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>Ahh, Dr. Pavel I'm Bane.
>Please board the plane.
>Sorry to be a pain.
>Your friends will have to remain.

I'll take your rhyme and raise it this time

Dr. Pavel, I'm the Cat in the Hat
Your friends aren't allowed and that is that!

They work for the mercenary, the masked man, Bane?
Get these big guys on my CIA plane!

"Nobody cared who I was," said the man in the mask
"'Til I donned this device, only then did they grasp"

This shocked CIA, he felt small and quite scared
He was in charge here, even if he was unprepared

"If I took off that mask," CIA did shout
"Would pain and suffering and death come about?"

Bane was too eager to confirm CIA's claim
"Removing the mask would mean extreme pain"

CIA looked at the man, from his toes to his eyes
"You can't really mean that - you're a big guy!"

"For you!" decried Bane, as he felt in his veins
The approach of the plane
And the rising of flame


CIA was fuzzled, fooled and aroused
And he futtered and spluttered and scrunched his eyebrows

"Getting caught," he suggested, taking the high ground
"Was part of your plan? The most masterful around?"

"Of course!" said Bane, with some vigour and pep
Which prompted CIA to ask, "So what's the next step?"

"Crashing this plane", Bane admitted and rose
As he punched CIA square in his nose
And added with glee that there would be no survivors
As he followed up quickly with a perfect pile driver

The fire rises, for me, a small guy.

The meme that keeps on giving.

I HATE EVERY AGENCY
FROM CIA TO CIZ
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME

OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
I WAS BIG ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY (yes, we finally made a big guy)
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!!!!
I love you, Dr. Pavel!

They ARE my friends

or perhaps I m wondering why someone would throw a plane before shoting it out of a man?

Not sure why else they'd be with him. They sure as hell weren't trying to grab your prize, or work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.

ME?

>AWW HELL NAW, NO CRACKASS ON DIS FLYIN CRIB

eya

GET THEM OFF THE PLANE. I WON'T TELL ANYONE.

Driver: Dr. Pavel, this is CIA.

CIA: He wasn't alone.

Dr. Pavel: He doesn't get to being friends.

Driver: They aren't your friends.

CIA: No charge for them.

Driver: Why would you want them?

CIA: They were trying to grab my prize. They were for the mercenary. The masketta man.

Driver: Bane?

CIA: Aye

Driver: I'll get them on board. You call it in.

Hooded man 1: The flight plan you just filed with the agenecy lists you, your men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of us. First one to talk gets to stay on your aircraft.
Hooded man 1: Who paid us to grab Dr. Pavel?
Hooded man 1: I didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Hooded man 2: I'll tell you about bane? And why he wears the mask? I've got a lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

CIA: Or perhaps your wondering why I'd shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Hooded man 3: At least I can talk! Who am I?

CIA: It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your plan. No one cared who you were until you put on the mask.

Bane: If you pulled it off, would I die?

CIA: It would be extremely painful.

Bane: I'm a big guy.

CIA: For me.

Bane: Was getting caught part of my plan?

Dr. Pavel: Of course! When I refused your offer in favor of his, you had to find out what I told him.

CIA: Nothing! You said nothing.

Bane: Well, congratulations, I got myself caught. So what's the next step of my mastery plan.

CIA: Crashing this plane . . . with no survivors!

Fucking golden.

This can be happening! You're in charge here!

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>Landing this plane...with everyone surviving!
FTFY

CIA?

BayNigger: Ayo dawg u gots2stay here fool, tha authoraties be expectan at LEEST a niggah in dis here wreckage boi

Boi: SHIEEEEEEEET

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On this here plane?

Come on brother, they don't expect any of us in the wreckage.

No one cared who I was until I put on the belt