What did Sup Forums think of the start of S5 of Vikings?

What did Sup Forums think of the start of S5 of Vikings?

Was it rape?

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That part was so cringy.

Serious acting.

>tfw Michael Hirst gave his drunken Irish friend a role to keep him off the streets
JRM is going to be both the best and worst part of these season

but how can a bishop be a general

Whats happening here? I havent watch this show since season 3 i think.why is she fucking that hobo?

We're way past caring about such details on this show
Where the fuck did Ethelwulf get his insta-army? How did Alfred age ten years when Ecbert's barely wet in the barrell? And so fucking on.

Short answer is she's raping him to prove a point

She's hot as fuck so was it really rape

Well the point at least was to humilate him
But then in an incredibly convievent plot twist he managed to escape and kidnap her annoying lesbian girlfriend because he's going to marry her (the lesbian)
Really not sure why I watch this anymore

Was thinking about dropping it, but I'll give it a shot. Does that overacting faggot ruin everything like I know he will?

>Does that overacting faggot ruin everything like I know he will?
By which you mean JRM of course? He's hammy enough to be funny, the really obnoxious Ivar is actually the biggest overacter on the show so JRM almost seems kind of subdued
Classic cliche religious maniac though, we already had a scene of him scouring himself in a thicket

>Lagertha will never keep you tied up as her personal sex slave who she uses to periodically hate fuck and cum on your dick

>the really obnoxious Ivar is actually the biggest overacter on the show
That's who I meant. It's like he watched one episode of the show, saw Floki, and said "yea I can be him but better"

Well yeah sorry to say he's just as shitty as he was last season
Floki is getting a cool story though, he just washed up in Iceland

isnt Lagertha supposed to be 60 years old or something by this time?
the aging in this show is stupid.

Jew porn and violence is a on the history channel.
No more documenttarys on actual things.
Nope just porn.
I feel like someone mentioned this you know like idocracy.

>Being prudish enough to call this porn
Vikings is a Mature rated entertainment show based (loosely) on historical events. You do realize thoughout History a lot of violence and sex happened do you? Things like the blood eagle were very real and happened to many people.

Absolute shit, I think I won't be watching anymore. So bad.

What was up with it being so edgy? I mean, before they didn't openly slaughter civilians like this or rape like when Lagertha was like "no rape" on a raid.

It's just shit writing at this point to try to keep people talking about the show. The first two seasons were goat because they built up a character who was neither good nor bad, but lived by his values. Now sons of that MC are just getting mary sue status and the writings gone sloppy. Bjorn is the only one who should really be a badass, the rest literally lived rich in a village with their mom, except for one tiny raid. Their nothing like their father who was a hard working farmer, with a dream and determination.

How much you wanna bet Aethelwulf gets cucked again

my first thought when they met

What is she thrusting her with?