Post funny capeshit interactions

Post funny capeshit interactions

>That Spider-Man

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You first.

Ok, you start.

Well, do you Jess? Do you?! Is that kid going to be a bastard because you want to be a single mom, you stupid bitch?!

Carol's the dad, user.

Women can't be dads, they make a terrible job at it.

Well, she can't do worse than Jess's parents.

I never followed this. Who was the dad?

Miles Morales

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That kid is going to grow up messed up. Gays make terrible parents.

That's a really fat baby.

Well, he is american. Wouldn't be surprised if her tit milk is cream cheese.

I am fucking calling it, this will be the "Carol was raped by her own baby" of this generation. Some guy will make it so Jean mind controlled him to be gay so she could have a gay best friend.

I dunno the superhero populace ain't the best place to find fathers in the MU. I'd say just keep him around good father figures like Spidey and Cap. He can have a lot of great uncles.

Wow this is actually a fun page to read. Is the comic shit or is it "Sup Forums shit"?

Rodriguez carried the fuck out of Hopeless for the better part of two volumes. Fish isn't bad either.

But it's still Hopeless.

A random sperm donor. And she impregnated herself just because.
You see, having a baby is something you do when you have nothing better to do to past the time.

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I am sooo fucking glad I never pay for comics. The rest of you are idiots though.

If this is true, then I have lost ALL respect for american women.

>Wow this is actually a fun page to read.

>Two lesbians sitting on a coach next to their baby
>Discussing the dangers of being a hero when you have dependents

WOWEE, this is so much fun, this is exactly what I always wanted superhero comics to be!

It happen at the same time hopeless wife was pregnant.