Random Superpower

The little christmas man was of little consequence. My Nanomachines infected him and kill him along with his christmas spirit.

You may all call me R.A.M.

That stands for Random Acesss Magician.

I claim all of California and most of British Colombia for myself. Silicon Valley shall be my kingdom from now on. Join me or fall.

March 24, 2017 - 08:26

Andrew Sanders

>Responding to everyone

Go die in a fire.

March 24, 2017 - 08:32

Colton Lopez

Go back in time, loser.

March 24, 2017 - 08:33

Hudson White

Fire would not kill me, I'd just upload my mind to the cloud and wait it out until I had a new body.

March 24, 2017 - 08:34

Eli Green

"It is not within my power to do so. Time only moves forward, even if it feels like its moving backwards."

March 24, 2017 - 08:37

Benjamin Morris

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megaton_Punch

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Rocket_Grunts

They're rekked. You can call me Brother Knuckles.

March 24, 2017 - 08:38

Parker Flores

>1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Power_Negation

>2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Marceline_Abadeer

I don't watch AT, so I'm not sure.

March 24, 2017 - 08:40

Ethan Turner

Pretty good counter.

So who is the leader if
Is the baddie?

March 24, 2017 - 08:55

Joshua Rogers

>My power
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wetland_Creation

>My rival
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Robecca_Steam

I don't see any problem

March 24, 2017 - 08:56

Jaxon Gray

...

March 24, 2017 - 09:13

Jason Thompson

...

March 24, 2017 - 09:17

Landon Mitchell

Whats wrong with a little fun on a friday night old friend?

March 24, 2017 - 09:26

Thomas Russell

"I say we just let him/her/it control that territory its not effecting me any. "

March 24, 2017 - 09:29

Jason Scott

Been a while since I've seen one of these threads.

Surprised nobody has hero names.

March 24, 2017 - 09:43

Easton Williams

You made a wise choice not contesting my control and promoting my domain.

If you so desire, I could made "modifications" to you. Just become my herald.

Extended youth is nice, but wouldn't youth with a rocket launcher built into your forearm be nice?

I could even put some nanomachines in you so you could a malleable mass inside you to use for both regeneration and constructs as you desire.

March 24, 2017 - 09:52

Ayden Edwards

"You can keep the nanomachines and the rocket launcher but i'll take cash. and lots of it.

"but im no herald I'm here to do a job if you need one done.

March 24, 2017 - 10:22

Christian Clark

You squander good potential, but if you are up to the task, I need you to kill every government official on the Western seaboard.

I need the powergrid from here to Colorado to be squarely in my hands. Remove them, and the spoils of my tech empire's wealth will be yours to do with as you wish......

What would you have me call you?

March 24, 2017 - 10:36

Nathan Morgan

There is nothing money cant buy.

I am simply known in my field as the immortal man or.. Tim if you prefer.

I will handle your politicians for you but i require several things. First the most technologically advanced set of hacking devices; laptops or computers or whatever it is they are being called these days.

With the money I will hire up dozens dirty politicians of my own; thugs to keep them in line and i'll poison the well from the inside. Replacing the figure of power withing this government to one under your control.

Where bribery nor blackmail will work. then there is always the easiest of the three; death.

March 24, 2017 - 10:45

Ryan Davis

The accounts have already transfered the funds to you. Now secure the objective Immortal man. And kill any would be vigilante that tries to subvert our actions.

March 24, 2017 - 10:51

David Roberts

>Ability
Organic constructs - powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Constructs

>Villian
Lex Luthors incompetent henchman Otis - villains.wikia.com/wiki/Otis_(Superman)

wow this is gonna be easy

March 24, 2017 - 10:52

Zachary Gomez

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Manipulation

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Scrappy-Doo

I'll be doing the world a favor.

March 24, 2017 - 10:58

Luke Mitchell

>1

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite_Physiology
Oh hell yeah dude, I can just suck the life force out of anything and even steal their powers. Let's see who would even think of opposing me.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Frankenstein_(Dracula_vs_Frankenstein)

Yeah, gonna be honest. I'm not fucked at all.

March 24, 2017 - 11:06

Jonathan Cox

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Fidel_Castro_(Call_of_Duty)

Damn, I'm not even into traps. And I'm fighting actual Fidel Castro, what the hell?

March 24, 2017 - 11:06

Chase Anderson

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Patch_(101_Dalmatians)

Foolish dog I can hear you coming

March 24, 2017 - 11:09

Cameron Cruz

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helicopter_Propulsion
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Dave_Osborne

everytime i commit a crime and slowly helicopter away, he`s just gonna do some death-defying daredevil stunt to catch me.

i`m fucked, but its a pretty stylish kind of fucking.

March 24, 2017 - 11:10

Jackson Myers

Want a job?

March 24, 2017 - 11:11

Aaron Martinez

>regular human with helicopter ability
That's gotta be either disgusting or absolutely hilarious.

March 24, 2017 - 11:12

Asher Wright

Naturally

>After leaving I immediately give the notification to the network of people working under me and we get started.

>First the bribery I need people on my side before i start removing the old head from the hydra. After paying off his subordinates and forcing his security them to turn a blind eye, i snuck into the governor of Colorado,Hickenlooper's house.....

"What a moronic name"

>With one solid kick to the surprised governors chest he was sent flying out of his bedroom window to land on the lawn. Impaled with glass and I ensure his last sight in the living world was me before start to head for cover of the nearby trees as alarms are raised.

March 24, 2017 - 11:12

Christopher Watson

...

Ability:

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification

Rival:

> villains.wikia.com/wiki/Banjo

...

What?

Why?

March 24, 2017 - 11:13

Alexander Sullivan

"Lay it on me, babe. There's no job this pack of bones can't get done."

March 24, 2017 - 11:13

Isaac Bennett

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Flailmanship
Does this only have its own article to garuntee I get a shitty power? Fuck it at least I got a weapon. And supernatural is vague enough that I can do anything I want.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Regine_Le_Haut
I get to murder a french bitch with an outdated weapon? Finally I can be the muslim I was always meant to be.

And just for fun.

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Leon_Sakaki
Some gay anime kid with a mech. I don't know if I'm gonna be allowed to defeat his plot armor.

March 24, 2017 - 11:13

Cameron James

why not both?

March 24, 2017 - 11:16

Jordan Hall

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Attacks
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Chole_(The_Secret_Life_of_Pets)

>Gain energy attacks
>First opponent is a housecat
gg no re

March 24, 2017 - 11:16

Oliver King

1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magma_Mimicry
I really want to say I wouldn't become a villain and immediately fuck everything in my immediate vicinity up but I know myself better than that

Lets see how fucked I am when I get fucking Superman as a rival

2 - Gain a Rival to fight (if you're badguy or good guy)
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Theodore_Wong
Welp this turned out better than I could have hoped

March 24, 2017 - 11:19

Luis Sanchez

>Leaving the rest of the Colorado govt to my men I head for Wyoming where I bribery seemed to be an decent enough motivator and they all quickly agreed.

>Next Helena Montana where the big sky country was at its finest. Which ''had'' to explain why every single official there had the need to die on their backs looking up

>Stuck in a small shoot out in the mayor's office I cant help but remark at the sheer number of guns that was in every room. More to shoot them with i suppose

March 24, 2017 - 11:24

Sebastian Ramirez

team up with
To finish completing our hostile takeover of the Western Power Grid.

And take out any heroes who do not recognize my rule of the West Coast. A Grime Reaper and an Immortal Man should also make for some sort of good dynamic. Or at least that is what my irony processing unit is indicating.

March 24, 2017 - 11:25

Connor Kelly

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnatural_Cooking

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Lady_MacDeath

I make a lovely quiche that can level a city block and may have cheated death with a caramel pudding

March 24, 2017 - 11:34

Nicholas Hernandez

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Weather_Manipulation
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Doom_(2015_Film)
I AM the cosmic storm that gave the ff their powers

March 24, 2017 - 11:37

Josiah Williams

Yeah, but 「Stray Cat」 is up next.

March 24, 2017 - 11:39

James Russell

>3 states down.

"This is taking too long and theres no way i can convince the hippies in california... maybe if arnold was still; nah.. "

>I travel on a plane using an alias, blending into the crowd and moving to the location of the person i seek

"So is this the place i can acquire ''special''''quiche''?"

March 24, 2017 - 11:42

Jackson Cook

"Sure thing, boss. And the name's Blue Lace, don't wear it out."

March 24, 2017 - 11:46

Connor Bailey

Ham and Cheese or Spinach?

March 24, 2017 - 11:51

Gavin Fisher

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_State_Survival

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Margaret_Phelps

So the only way I lose is some "worse than death failure state", and my arch nemesis is a soccer mom. I guess she wins the moral victory.

March 24, 2017 - 11:53

Isaiah Murphy

"out of respect to the Californians dietary restrictions lets go spinach."

March 24, 2017 - 11:53

Easton Gomez

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Chi_Manipulation

2.
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Molly_the_Glamour_Girl

I don't even waste my time on such as pointless "villain."

I will be the one to strike even with my pure and just chi. I am, Feng Slay!

Anyone want to party up for the good guys? Badguys already organizing.

March 24, 2017 - 12:01

Blake Edwards

You got half an hour after cutting into it to get out of the blast radius and don't eat any of it.

Also if someone in a black robe asks you have no idea where I am.

March 24, 2017 - 12:06

Christopher Hill

1:
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpowered_Physiology

2:
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Budo

>Basically Sentry/Blue Marvel/Mr. Majestic/Any other Flying Brick in Comics with Energy powers.

>"Anyone want to party up for the good guys? Badguys already organizing."

Fuck it. Why not? Call me Ultima

March 24, 2017 - 12:08

Gabriel Anderson

Perfect

I'll buy everything you have in stock that goes boom.

My friend and I need to cow a few state governments.

March 24, 2017 - 12:09

Josiah Green

"I got ya, slick."

>Blue Lace crashes the governor's office with his skeleton goons and lights up the place. He picks up the governor and resurrects him as a puppet.

March 24, 2017 - 12:09

Ryan Reyes

>Severing
What the fuck am I supposed to do with-
>applications include severing people's connection from life and severing their souls
I'm set.

>Valkenhayn R. Hellsing (chose a hero because I'm pretty sure my power will make me a bad guy)
So this guy's thing is he can switch between man/hybrid beast/wolf. I think I'll manage...

March 24, 2017 - 12:18

Logan Hall

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonborn_Physiology
>OR MAYBE HE WAS A DRAGON MAAAAN
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_White_Worm
Pretty fitting actually. I'll probably be a small town protector type. While these powers are nice, I don't think I would last long around heavy hitters. Except maybe magic ones, if the power page is to be believed. I figure I'll kill that worm, and become a local hero of Lambton. Probably just stick around there.

March 24, 2017 - 12:23

Jace Williams

You probably shouldn't mess with plot embodiement guy as I'm pretty sure he can't really lose. As I am I'm pretty sure we'll never interact as Britain is a long way from silicon valley.

March 24, 2017 - 12:32

Aiden Flores

As long as you recognize me as the true ruler of the east coast, pay tribute, and surrender your bandwidth, then you shall be sparred dragonborn.

But just know that while my physical territory is limited, the virtual world is mine.

March 24, 2017 - 12:38

Matthew Hall

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
Yay I'm athletic.

Isadora_Duarte_Toledo_de_Montalvo
Athleticism isn't going to help me fight her.

March 24, 2017 - 12:38

Elijah Wilson

1. gain an ability
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy

2. gain a rival to fight
villains.wikia.com/wiki/God_(Legion)

March 24, 2017 - 12:48

Ryan Martin

>over 20 heroes here and none of them stopping the coup

Way to go Sup Forums

March 24, 2017 - 12:49

Liam Stewart

Look dude I'm just a dragon man what the fuck am I gonna do. And with somebody using plot embodiment around things cant get too bad.

March 24, 2017 - 12:50

Chase Ross

>Plot embodiment
What? he is just a cyber shaman and some goons.

I thought you were a dragon not a fagon.

March 24, 2017 - 12:56

Brody Morris

I'm all the way over in Britain dealing with a demon worm what am I gonna do about it.

March 24, 2017 - 12:57

Jeremiah Gonzalez

1: Acid Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks

2: Fairy Shoeperson
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Shoeperson

At first, I thought it would be easy, but apparently the shoes he summons can make you do things, such as a pair of running shoes that make you run but unable to stop, or dance shoes that make you dance endlessly...

It would however, be one goofy ass looking fight. A fat guy trying to melt Neil Patrick Harris, who is constantly summoning shoes.

March 24, 2017 - 13:00

Nicholas Walker

I'm dealing with a giant crocodile monster, want to team up?

March 24, 2017 - 13:03

Lincoln Edwards

>After purchasing every form of explosive pastry that i could, we distribute them to the appropriate locations.

>Delivery trucks arrived to food shelter and orphanages, banquets, the personal homes of the rich and famous...with their standard delivery but carrying with them something a little extra.

>After telling the management it was just a kick back from one of the tax generating projects that they had launched and that nothing like food in the shape of a pie to ease the hunger of the starving they readily accepted the gifts with little question.

Now with the stage set, the rest of the delivery trucks are well on their way to making their deliveries and soon, the entire Western seaboard would be too scared to even eat a slice of pie.

"That will be the time to deliver your message and seize control of this insignificant country."

March 24, 2017 - 13:05

Owen Mitchell

Ability:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Lord_Physiology

Rival:
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Trigon_(Teen_Titans_Go!)

A difficult powerhouse matchup. Who would win?

March 24, 2017 - 13:05

Tyler Ramirez

Monster exterminator buddies? Sounds great. Who are you exactly?

March 24, 2017 - 13:06

Jose Ramirez

Not Sup Forums, which would sort of be okay if these threads ever fostered any level of creativity

March 24, 2017 - 13:09

Dominic Russell

This guy .

March 24, 2017 - 13:11

Sebastian Morris

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Manipulation

VS

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Cassandra

I dunno much about her

March 24, 2017 - 13:11

Jonathan Edwards

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonoportation
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_(Inside_Out)

I might have a shitty power, but i might as well make the most of it. Time to become boombox man with a armor made of ipods

March 24, 2017 - 13:12

Julian Rogers

>Teleportation
>Shitty
Come on dude what are you on about

March 24, 2017 - 13:14

Elijah Mitchell

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Transmutation
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Belle_(Once_Upon_a_Time)
Ayyyyyy

March 24, 2017 - 13:17

Matthew Evans

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/System_Creation?useskin=oasis
>System Creation
>Jesus christ how horrifying

So I'm basically like an abusive GM with admin privileges. Flight, super strength, invisibility, invincibility, basically I'm a one man army. Don't expect any big things, namely because I might destroy the universe, but I could abuse a lot of save scumming if worst comes to worst.

>Corrin
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Corrin?useskin=oasis

Never played Fates but I hear she's a big pussy. So I must be some sort of dark force of legend that they've gotta go on some heroic quest to defeat. No matter, I play around with some toonforce to kick them into the sun.

Try me fag. The... Director doesn't put up with this shit.

March 24, 2017 - 13:19

Ethan King

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Propulsive_Strike

2.
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Calvin_Candie

That slaveowner was no match for the fists of IMPACTUS!

Now who wants to make a group of mercs and make a lot of dough?!

My fists are raging for a good fight!

March 24, 2017 - 13:23

Mason Bennett

>1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alchemy_Combat

>2 - Gain a Rival to fight (if you're badguy or good guy)
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Vinnie