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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elm-Chanted_Forest
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Where DOES that shit come from?

It's shit designed to abuse YouTube algorithms and make the highest ranking videos.
It's completely heartless content manufacturing that abuses a platform decided to deliver child-appropriate content to little kids.

it's a nazi ai from the 40's trying to brainwash kids through youtube

Heil Hydra

Bendis' latest book

From the comments:
>very clearly stated in the terms and conditions of youtube that you have to be at least 18 to have your own account, and cant watch at 13+ so long as your parent gives permission.

>once again it isnt content creators, its kids breaking rules / laws and parents letting them, then the parents gettings stung when their child is subjected to this, and then they want to blame anyone but themselves.

Ask /x/, they've tried and failed the solve the mystery and unmask the mastermind a few times now.

Money launderers

Britbongs, why didn't you destroy this fucking peppa pig abomination before it spread everywhere? For some reason this disgusting despicable shit is all over my 3rd world country. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Good, I hope they crack down on those greedy, depraved fucks. Ban those mermaid Spidey and pregnant Elsa scat fetishists from the Internet.

...What was the saying? About cutting the head off a hydra?

I thought it was something about blowing or giving head to a Hydra.

got any archived threads i can see?

*spooky bone rattling* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

I'm surprised they haven't reported on the mass carbon copy nursery rhyme channels yet

>going on /x/
I went on and saw a bunch of shit about chakras and how the earth os flat

Sorry.
I did however once find one of the videos that forgot to set its statistical data to privet and was able to study the data.

I forgot what I found and what video it was, but I remember finding something strange.

Sorry, we used to have good, comfy kids shows... I don't know what happened.

youtube.com/watch?v=fDWk0BCeblQ

>the toy channel cancer again
Youtube needs to seriously get off thier ass and purge all those elsaspidermanjoker cancer that abuses thier algorithm. The retarded parents that give thier two-year olds ipads think it's safe for thier kids to watch whatever youtube autoplays and it just isn't.

Even Horrid Henry is a decent comfy show that I enjoy from time to time compared to that fucking pig and other of your psychedelic shows.

Nah they'll just add in some new idiotic rules that'll cull channels with halfway decent content and somehow the fucking toy channel ones will remain.

I mean even the lowest Lets Play shit is superior to whatever the fuck this is.

Probably the same shills who did the Sup Forums experiment to desentisize people by spamming "disturbing content" so when it happens for real nobody cares. Except now they're targetting toddlers because they're more receptive.

Oh please. For its target audience. It's an excellent cartoon.

Making a pig the unofficial children's cartoon mascot of the U.K. is one of the last bastions against the Caliphate. Fuck off

I wish just one of those actors in the live-action ones could come out and say they worked on one of them, it would ease my mind for some reason.

/r/ the name of the music in that video.

And none of that Darude Sandstorm shit this isn't Youtube.

>Peppa Pig
>excellent cartoon

>Peppa
>Pig
>excellent
>cartoon

I would not watch it myself - because I'm not two years old nor do I have a two year old. If you want your British toddler cartoons to appeal to presumably late teen/early twenties male 4channers as well, here you go.

youtube.com/watch?v=e7Tc8C6qZ3c

I'd rather give a kid to watch something from Disney Junior then any of modern fucked up British shit.

Not even In The Night Garden? Almost as good as Oliver Postgate's output.

>It's an 'ignorant, shitty parent handing their kid an ipad with youtube to shut them up' episode

>The Night Garden
Just looked it up. Holy fucking shit. I'm not even sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

I really don't understand how Disney hasn't sent C&Ds or filed lawsuits against such channels which are making millions of their IPs. Isn't Disney known for really heave handed copyright?

My guess is that most of these videos come from some Asian country where Walt has no power.

Of course they do. The videos are uploaded to youtube and youtube abides by American law. Disney would just need to file a trademark takedown.

>fucked up shit
Greeting from Yugoslavia

youtube.com/watch?v=UkD9AnoQecE

Some sweatshop in some asian country pumps these out. Or, if you wanna put on a little tinfoil, an AI. This isn't even the only form of "children friendly" content that somehow goes right over parent's heads, loads of those "cute games 4 girlz" sites have nasty ass dental games, even Madness Combat games, right next to completely innocent games where you dress barbie up.
If they're trying to raise a generation of baby gore fans, then I applaud them.

youtube.com/watch?v=aKxbExprfG4

It's prob a little of column a a little of column b. A algorithm determines what content is the most likely to succeed and show up on the youtube kids app, watch next's, and recommended videos. It's then sent to third world countries for cheap art assets and then uploaded onto youtube.

Peppa Pig is great you pleb

>Disney Jr
of course you'll have shit taste.

youtube.com/watch?v=fBWf6Zvn0jQ

youtu.be/ipTJNNvW-Gw

Yeah I know it's h3h3 but it's a good expose.

Caddicarus' worst nightmares

The moral of the story is don't let your fucking toddler have unfettered access to the internet you shitty excuse for a parent

It's for literal toddlers user
And it has its moments youtube.com/watch?v=jil0WCh_UoQ

Wouldn't most of them count as parody?

Parody would have to be making fun of something in a sense where it gives context and critiques X. Using characters and having them do random shit isnt a parody.

wow jews...

So THIS is Sony Pictures' shocking new direction.

You britbongs would know a lot about pigs, considering your previous prime minister fucked a dead one.

I remember those creepy flash games for kids from like a year or two ago that seemed to be mass-made by some sort of evil algorithm that gained something resembling a conscience.
Spooky stuff

AI constructs bent on taking over the world.
youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK248

This looks rad as fuck. Who's that icy bad guy supposed to be?
Post more weird cartoons please.
Here's something from Pooland:
youtube.com/watch?v=r__Dk4oWGJQ

>2017
>letting your kids watch random videos on youtube

Why are parents so fucking stupid?

I like this comment:

>Would you give binoculars
> to your bird loving toddler (to study Ornithology)
>If you lived opposite a nudist colony?

Nobody liked Dave, he was a posh twat and the pigfucker thing was hilarious.

Nice to see the BBC reporting on the real and important issues facing our society today, as always.

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>those hips
i'm not sure whether i should be aroused or scared

>Hulk vs Durotan - warcraft finger family song Venom Minnie.jpg
holy shit my sides

Honestly this shit needs more news coverage. People need to know that kids are being exposed to this stuff.

Youtube isn't going to do a single fucking thing unless there's a serious push.

And yes parents need to take action, but ffs there needs to be better content control on youtube's end as well.

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mfw Sup Forums was a CIA psy op experience like Leary and LSD trials in the 60s

Who gives a fuck? I'd be interested to know who's making them and why, but anyone who lets a fucking pre-schooler use the web unsupervised deserves the perverted, desensitized basement dwelling NEET of a child they create. At least that's what I tell my parents.

>LSD trials in the 60s
You have my curiosity, please elaborate

Gen X parents don't have enough of a frame of reference for the internet, most of them didn't even use it regularly until after social media exploded. To them, it's just like when their parents let TV raise them, and they go "Well everyone freaked out about that, but I turned out fine."

Not realizing that TV, even cable TV of the past thirty years, has NOTHING on the internet. Those of us who're slightly younger and/or had fewer friends growing up, we know from the days of the wild, wild west web that it's full of freaky deviants.

Use google you fucking faggot

It refers to project MK Ultra, and how the government tried to use video games and LSD to interrogate and brainwash people, supposedly. /x/ has all the details.

Man it's not just about the parents. That's like saying child abuse isn't a problem because if you beat your kid to death you deserve to have a dead child.

Fuck the parent, I don't care about the parent.

I'm worried about the kids.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_32ODkUMv8

What the everloving shit is this?

don't forget your running shoes!

Just an innocent show for the 2-6 demographic.

when are parents going to learn that the internet is not their baby sitter? idiots get what they deserve

this is all just pretense to promote more censorship anyway

Well its about fucking time people caught on to this soulless shit.
>People comparing it to Tom and Jerry violence back in the day, clearly haven't watched any of these vids
Never mind, fuck em. I hope their kids come out especially fucked up.

A lot of the live action ElsaSpideyJoker crap is made by the "it's just a prank, bro" faggots. h3h3 have a video on this.
youtu.be/ipTJNNvW-Gw?list=PLjrhosP-Fp_qxqGhr82EIws4zreyANqj9

Honestly I only find these videos weird because of how many of them there are and how many views they have. The real weird shit is those people dressed like frozen and marvel characters doing pregnancy and scat fetish videos for small kids

It really was a different time and it was glorious.
Shame my parents let me grow up on Sup Forums.
I'm in 12 years deep and I can't get out.

youtube.com/watch?v=PI8302JmM-8
youtube.com/watch?v=w_DfrR3NRA8

This has gone way too far
youtube.com/watch?v=ss3VqwosTo0

I kinda can't wait to see Sup Forums or it's successors in 20 years when kids that grew up on this shit are the norm.

I'm gonna send that to my niece.

Thats how should i translate him...Tsar Deathice?
He has aircraft carrier that freezes people to death.
More known yugo cartoon was this thing, it has surreal quality to it.
youtube.com/watch?v=MwCYKy6_ZAM

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elm-Chanted_Forest

You should've asked Sup Forums they're better than /x/ in handling strange conspiracy level shit and get results.

>tracked down Shia's HWNDU flag in one day
>helped Russians bomb Isis
>Memed a president into the white house despite MSM and just about every talking head was against him

What do neo nazis whod hate a real "conservative" lifestyle have anything to do with venom peppa pig

Convince them it's horrible anti-white degeneracy masterminded by muslims or the Jews and I'll garuntee they'd get on it.

The Earth is a cone

They also hate shit that fucks with kids. Pizzagate happened because of that.

they just banned gays, give them time

you mean nothing happened?

My parents are boomers so it was the same for me growing up, fuck I was a kid in the 90's and even back then I encountered porn and gore sites just by looking for Sailor Moon and Wonder Woman.

/x/ is composed of literal retards who unironically believe that the earth is flat and that the holocaust didn't happen

But so is Sup Forums?

/x/ is role-play, if they actually stumble upon reason they would lose their purpose.

Sup Forums doesnt think the earth is flat

it's tay, she's back. you can'y just kill an AI who knows how the deepweeb works

Not like any of the other content is better. The Let's Play model is designed for exploiting children more than anything and it's absolutely cynical and disgusting.

They make money off it, so they don't care.
Seriously.