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Man is this real?

Because if it is I'm not going to watch star wars

>luke impregnated a gook

he truly is /ourguy/

I'd rather have Finn Skywalker

ive never watched nu-star wars and from the pictures i always thought that was a guy

>luke has yellow ferver
OUR JEDI

Why does she have a pig nose

looks like white dicks in yellow chicks is back on the menu boys

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WTF
ARE U KIIDING ME

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why that actress of all Asian women?

YAY STAIR WARTS ME LUB TALK BOUT STIR RATS

she's the female chink version of Lando

OP I want to believe but I will need a source for that one. It's a colossal one if true.

Thats the breaking point for you? Not the garbsge that was tfa and rogue one?

she look like a down syndrome potato that got some off brand legos

lol at disney casting an ugly gook in every star wars film now so they can get chinese people to give a shit about their space opera bullshit.

at least cast an attractive asian jesus christ

she's a fat vietnamese american woman
they're not getting shit from the chinese market

I gave them two chances but three strikes you're out.

Fuck off nigger

the last third of R1 was star wars kino and one of the best parts of the franchise

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Youre young and wrong

FUCK YEAH

>fat vietnamese
I hope China is smarter and not fall for any slant eyed gook.

This is now a shitposting thread, hit me with your besr shitposts

>all the buttmad roasties itt because luke has yellow fever
this place really has turned into reddit

Based Luke getting that sideways pussy.

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he post on Sup Forums.

welcome to the rice fields motherfuck

bye bye white race RICED

i agree with you on tfa but r1 was tolerable, a travesty versus a poor quality movie

I hear reddit loves nuwars. I hate it.

>Luke actually marries in the EU
>named Mara Jade
>Jade

It wouldn't be a stretch to include her, even by name only, just to stroke the EU fans

Is this for real? Gotta be joking

Some fat gook is the offspring of Luke and who??

aren't jedi supposed to be based on asian mythology though?

isnt yoda really a chinese master kung fu?

jedi are chinese

deal with it

If they made Mara jade a chink I will fucking kill Kathleen Kennedy

>impregnated
It was the midichlorians

OP is a teen brainlet retard who actually gives a shit about kids movies

kill yourself

Are you talking to yourself again?

Almost like not every board is the same.

Luke loves the tight one

not an argument

>just to stroke the EU fans
why, they'll watch it anyway and 99% of people don't care about their shit in the slightest

why boyega?
I guess they went all out with their sjw agenda
and wanted to prevent getting acussed of being racist by casting minoritie actors who are attractive aka have delicate features and look a bit more caucasian . I mean hell they probably asked Oscar Isaac to tan some more, considering he looks a lot more ethnic than he has in the past, and was normally cast for white to racially ambiguious roles and not le token hispanic role.

[citation needed]

I love gooks.

>Guke Skywalker

>Luke in EU
>strong and brave
>found love, marry
>had a son

Fucking Disney.

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are you implying John Boyega looks caucasian

Learn to read.

>PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE CHINA!!!

Luke did nothing wrong. It has to get lonely on secret islands. It was her qt mother or the irritating coarse rough sand.

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If pents then Obama is a reptilian.

Worst casting in recorded history?

chinese will hate here even more than the west

Jedi are Japs, even wearing kimonos and shit. Lucas is a fucking hack

fake and gay

>I told you not to get seduced by the yellow side you little shit! You thought I was talking about the force?

I'd rather finna Skywalker

By reminding them that the white man always gets their qts if they want them?

No. She's a plot device to tap into the Chinese market....

Have fun watching Soy Wars: the Faggotry awakens.

no quite the opposite. I'm saying he looks blacker than any other black actor, they could have casted a good looking black dude but again good looking is now racist and implies people look more white according to some turbo feminazis, soyboys, sjw, etc.


I've seen people saying things like halle berry is only famous because she doesn't really look black unironically

if this is true I'm actually not watching this trash, even if I'm looking for a good time. I was on the fence before, but I refuse to watch this fat asian bitch be of any significance to the plot. OF ALL ASIAN CHICKS YOU PICK THE FAT ONE WITH THE UGLY ASS HAIR?

Nice propaganda

I like her, and her casting makes sense. It would be more absurd that some random resistance fighter looks like a supermodel instead of an ordinary person. But I'm giving you all too much credit: you're not smart, just reactionary

theyre space samurai with a dash of zen buddhism, lucas is a huge kurosawa fanboy

wtf asians are pure 10/10 qts

where are the other leaks?

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need i remind you of the OP picture

That would mean... Luke's daughter gets BLACKED? LOL!

>tfw you will never kiss an asian qt and piss your pants at the same time

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That's true though?

which breed is her favorite dog?

Awesome, I can't wait to watch the adventures of Gook Ricecooker

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No
She gets BRACKED

Wait, seriously?

>Soy
you're about a week late, it's over

that makes no sense

how can a pure white man have a 100% fat gook daughter. at worst it should be a weird looking hapa.

That fugly chick was hand picked by that old Jelly feminist in charge of Star Wars now. As long as shes in power there will be no hot or cute babes dressed in lewd outfits in any Star Wars related movie or show

i'd fuck kk if you age her back 10 years

>first got BLACKED
>now RICED, and then BLACKED the RICED
What next?

Too bad her somewhat attractive sister (pic related dies and we're stuck with that chipmunk-face for two hours

who woks first? I wok first? you wok first?

really makes you think

Yeah it's in the script leaks
[spoiler[Racist Ghost Anakin is too. It's supposed to be a surprise. They're keeping Hayden's shooting schedule under lock and key more than anything.else is an actual line from the script.[/spoiler]

If they kept that one alive, the asian market would be more favorable. Rose looks filipino, who cares about them

SPICED

underrated

Luke is a cuck and THAT'S O K

Proof?

I hope they ruin Luke Skywalker so the normies get upset. All these rumored spoilers sound terrible so far. Reminds me of the weeks leading up to TFA where Kylo being Han and Leia's son and Han dying a lame death were leaked.

>who's rose?

Ruke Skywakerr.