Confess

Confess

coppola movies are snooze cruises

i like tofu and soy milk

No go back to Sup Forums

I cant watch any kind of star trek because it reminds me of my first love, next generation especially.

Sucks too, it seems like great tv

Sup Forumstard here, bi sexual and not white. I only browse Sup Forums nowadays, lots of keks, i never talk about political shit, but i LARP as a liberal redditor sometimes

I did adderal one night while watching porn and it made me bisexual for a while

I come here exclusively to post in threads like

fucking love that shit

>it made me bisexual for a while

I watch every superhero movie as soon as it is released. I'm one of people to blame for overload of capeshit. DC and Marvel, both.

My cousin and I fuck on a regular basis, I also hate Star Wars.

I false flag pretending to be different sides in political arguments just to start shit or make it worse.

Not attracted to dudes anymore, was for a while. It started with adderall and wore off after about a year.

I've never seen the Godfather movies, I've never seen Goodfellas, Casino, etc... and I've only seen a handful of Sopranos Episodes, all from Season 1.

Can't be good for your dick man.

>anymore, was for a while
>a while

nigga you gay. you fucked a dude.

How fucking terrible can you be at posting where you need to make a thread like this to get youvotes on Sup Forums?

how can i get adderall

Oh I never fucked any dudes. I just watched bisexual porn for a while.

I got it from my buddy's brother. Don't do it anymore.

I returned the blu rays my parents got me for christmas last year to walmart and bought beer and cigarettes

no regrets

i fucked my grandpa

you still want to suck a juicy cock, slobber all over the sides and kiss the head with a loud smooch *chu*
and maybe tease the guy with your soft, round ass, just hoping he gets greedy and starts stuffing his purple tip in your pink little virgin cherry

I just managed to fuck up the job offer of a lifetime and at least temporarily burn all the bridges with my family. All in one day. What are some good films about suicide, lads?

>but i LARP as a liberal redditor sometimes
Me too, but I think deep down I believe some of the stuff I say

I honestly cannot remember the last movie I watched. It has been months since I've seen a movie beginning to end. That said I still come to Sup Forums every day and shitpost.

>I turned off Alien after 20 minutes
>I turnes off man who shot Liberty Valance after 30 minutes
>I hate the last third of Tarkovsky's Solaris
>I think Drive is fucking boring
>I hate Fargo
>I hate Snatch
>I don't think Taxi Driver is all that great
>A Fistful of Dollars is a slog to sit through
>Same with Once upon a time in the West
>Dr. Strangelove isn't funny
>Manhunter is painfully average
>Goodfellas is overrated and the narration makes it feel like one long intro
>Inherent Vice is a masterpiece
>Brawl in Cell Block 99 is a good movie and the fight scenes work with sound
Absolve me

i work for vice

No dude, that is in no way sexually appealing to me.

So fucking wrong
I agreed with more than half of it.

unironically ate a chick out after the condom broke

what was i supposed to do

i sometimes report my won shitposts for rule violations

Post white ass

Kys, user. WTF, why you agree with a liberal redditor?

i once paid a homeless guy to suck me off

Watch it, Paul.

No, that just means that you are a straight up faggot. You're fucking gay.

>Kys, user. WTF, why you agree with a liberal redditor?
In the end, it doesn't even matter

none of this matters

how about driving out to a seedy truck stop and offering yourself to the big, burly greasers that, after being out on the road for so long, need to get in some pounding?
you could even pretend to be a shy bookish girl and wear that sundress you stole from your sisters closet when you get spit roasted like you so often fantasize about while jacking off into your favorite lace panties

I also however LARP as an extreme right winger too.

Me and a friend I walked out on Money Ball because we were bored and snuck into 50/50

watching superman made me bi no lie.

and im not the only one on the board who's suck henry's cock.

>what was i supposed to do
literally anything else

You work DUDE WEED the company

Oh boy

thats fine, whats the issue?

HE SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD 2 SCOOPS

this shitty confess meme is on every board

At least you have a job

I started the dumb wojack capeshit hating meme after one day of constant shitposting

I'm starting to pay more attention to my phone while watching movies at home, and I feel like a monster

Tell us the story user. Also I would recommend Full Metal Jacket

i'm the zodiac killer

Confess, you degenerate. Absolve yourself.

I don't watch any television or film because I'm not a retard, I'm just here for the fresh memes so I can post them on other boards like Sup Forums before they get popular

i invented bitcoin

kill yourself

Lie

go on

i let my husband fuck my pussy

I sniffed my sisters panties. Forgive me dear lord

no way

>but i LARP as a liberal redditor sometimes
This. I do that cause Sup Forumstards are so easy to trigger

No we aren't. Fuck off soyboy

hot

well, i would have let him if he wanted. he didn't bring it up though. but i would have, probably.

I'm mostly ambivalent to politics since I have enough stuff to worry about in my life, but sometimes, for a quick laugh, I'll roleplay as a hardcore leftist on various boards. Usually, I just steal stuff from guys like Moviebob and Hbomerguy, sometimes word for word. It's kind of amazing seeing how much mileage I've gotten from some copypasta.

I also find Bane and Raimiposting hilarious

ah it happens he must be busy with work

I sold my son to a Chinese guy. I asked if he would be getting raped and the Chinese guy said yes, which made me laugh.

i did something similar but it was my dog and a Korean guy. Pretty sure he ate my dog.

yeah that's what he said. busy with work and also he said i smell bad "down there"

are you hairy?

I came to this board tonight to make a thread complaining about people who say that It Follows has a happy ending, but I looked at meme threads instead.

This is my watchlist and I'm never planning on watching any of them. That's my first sin.
My second is using IMDB exclusively to catalog the movies I've watched.

yeah. i think the bad smell comes mostly from my butt but i can tell my pussy is no pic-a-nic either.

I'm 32 and have accepted the fact that I will probably never get married and will die alone

dont give up user, i believe in you

I like nearly every movie, flick, film, and kino I watch.

Think a lot of Sup Forums prefers hating and being a critic more than actually attempting to enjoy that which they purportedly care about (TV and films).

Also a myriad of fags here do not no how to leave their home-board at their home-board.

Done with subtlety, restraint and skill that can be art. Doing it all day every day on multiple boards with no subtlety or restraint or skill is just boring lame gay spamming. You seem like the former more than the latter.

i think everything spacey did was completely awesome except for being a faggot. like even if he raped boys that would be hilarious as long as he didn't get off from it. if he did it just to hurt them he would be legendary. but he liked it, so fuck that fag.

Kek

Interesting. Tell us some details

I am this guys Dad

sometime when i get spun(meth) i blow cloud into my boys mouth and i sometimes when really good n horny stick my thumb in his little ass
we live in the hills and you'll never catch me

DAD!

my pussy smells like SUDD (Straight-Up Dog Doo)

whatever Steve

DAD!

I'll have you know I am all woman. Except for part of my vagina which is canine excrement.

i eat my boogers

DAD!

Damn, it really do be like that sometimes.

MASTER!

>doesn't find Solaris boring
>finds Drive and AFoD boring though
You're legitimately fucking weird.

That being said. I agree with most of your points. Liberty Valance is an overrated western and I'm not a fan of Scorsese. I came around to Fargo though.

In 2005 I was driving home from a final exam scared as fuck because I had to study for another one that was to take place the very next day.
Busses were taking forever so I took a shortcut through the dorms area. I was driving rather fast and the road was kind of icy and it was dark so I couldn't see that well, and right as I'm about to head onto the main road, some girl, who i later found out was wasted, ran in front of the road and I knocked her right across the pavement. I looked over for a second then immidiately proceeded to leave as fast as I could.
The following week after exams its announced that a girl who was heavily intoxicated walked onto the road and was hit by a car leaving her paralysed from the neck down and if there was anyone that could provide information.
I couldn't eat for a month, bu

Why wouldn't you stop?

You could have delayed your exam. Anyway, its mostly her fault that she ran in front of you.

>You're legitimately weird as fuck
True

dont worry dan that normal for tranny pussy. also you will get massive hairballs you will need to pulll out and will have to dialate for life. make sure to wash it good before your bf goes down on you, dont want him swallowing smegea now do you?

Drive is one of my favorite movies of all time

I'm really enjoying the MCU movies and eagerly away each new installment save for maybe Black Panther

I only go to the theater when someone else pays for me

I've clapped in a theater before. It was for X-Men The Last Stand when Juggernaut says "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" I was with friends leave me alone