Would you rather have a wife that was a former turbo slut but would be 100% faithful to you in a relationship (a...

would you rather have a wife that was a former turbo slut but would be 100% faithful to you in a relationship (a francine) or a wife that was pure but might cheat on you (a lois)?

betty best girl

claiming Francine

definitely the slut

The ex-slut, as long as she'd been tested.

Slut. Is this even worth asking?

Betty > Francine > Lois > Wilma > Marge >>>>>>> Peggy

Francine

Francine every time, that's not even a question.

gross people theyre literally drawings how can you even talk like this

Claiming Peggy

Between those two choices, Francine obviously.
An experienced roastie who will never cheat on you >>> a supposedly pure woman who might.

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>Lois
>pure
Didn't she fuck everybody in KISS and that black dude? I'm sure there are others I missed

Wasn't Lois a slut as well? She fucked all of KISS didn't she?

Bill Clinton, was on the verge of fucking Brian before Peter came back from being "dead"

Lois is a slut too dickhead. Her and francine have fucked more men than anyone else in your image combined.

wilma all day

Did any of them work at a brothel before?

Gimme some of that Franny fanny

and she did a porn

that she got knocked up in

Betty>Francine>Wilma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marge>Louis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Peggy

Betty > Wilma >>>>> Marge > Francine > Peggy > Lois

So long as she doesn't have herpes or some shit the slut in your scenario is basically the best of both worlds

Lois was a pornstar and Francines slept with over 200 men.

>a former turbo slut
Once a slut, always a slut. You don't outgrow it.

Francine of Peggy are the only real choices. The rest are crap. And I don't even like American Dad.

>She fucked all of KISS didn't she?
Yes. And Francine got gangbanged by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Marge = Domineering, constantly miserable, mentally unstable cunt.

Lois = Turbo cunt and former whore. Plus she's bi.

Betty and Wilma = Shrieking harpies.

Francine>Marge>Betty>Lois>Wilma>Peggy

You know I'm right.

Franny best girl, thanks for setting the record straight.

Francine = Stereotypical blonde whore with the iq of a dead dog.

Peggy = Frigid ice queen and ugly mole with retarded morals.

I'd rather be with a faithful reformed slut than risk being cucked.

Francine is more of a wild card. She's probably the least consistent character in the show aside from Rodger (though that's sort of his purpose in the first place)

guys are retarded wilma is top tier

>Lois
>Not a turbo slut

The slut knows how to please, is happy to do so, and appreciates the value of fidelity.

The pure wife has no idea what she's doing and will cuck you.

As long as the slut is clean and has no kids, how is this a contest?

Betty. Wilma is too domineering and willed. Betty is the perfect carricature of a classic housewife. Perfect balance between respect and timidness.

>falling for the feminist "a whore can become a good housewife" lie
Don't fall for it guys.

What sort of man are you that you have to settle for a slut? Not a very good one. A man doesnt settle for anything but the best. Used goods can never be the best.

Marge is the best. She’s hardworking and truly loves Homer despite all his flaws.

Gimme that Franny fanny, my man. She's so cool too.

Most people stopped watching the show before this, but Lois actuallu was going to fuck Meg's only normal boyfriend before Meg walked in on them half naked.

Lois is a terrible, awful bitch and massive slut. Also that scene is hot.

>The slut knows how to please, is happy to do so, and appreciates the value of fidelity.
The sad reality is she won't feel this way for the clueless beta provider she'll end up with. So many men fall for this trap thinking by marrying a slut they'll get mind-blowing sex

they ruined every character in family guy. Pre s4 lois griffin was top tier waifu material.

And yes that scene was hot.

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Neither.

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everything about Louis screams slut in her 20's

everything

Franny is BY FAR best girl

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>wife that was pure but might cheat on you

how's that pure? what the fuck

The patricians choice: Francine > Betty > Marge
The plebians choice: Lois > Wilma > Peggy

What distinguishes Sup Forumsntent from Sup Forums content?

you are correct sir!

Peggy is the only woman on that list you could be sure would be 100% faithful to you. She's annoying but at least she does cook and clean.

How Francine is better than Marge?

Uh lois was a whore in that past buddy

And a fedora tip to you sir.

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I'd rather have a Peggy.

Hotter and sluttier in bed.
Marge was a virgin until she got pregnant, so that's bonus points, but even then.

>Hotter and sluttier in bed.
But she's worse as a mother.

Post Francine

and a gentle whistle of wind passing through and over the peaks and valleys of an assortment of dangling deli delights to you, m'lady

>being this scared of a woman with sexual experience

It's because you're a fat ass with a small dick who doesn't know how to fuck right?

>Guys, would you prefer A or B?
>AHAHA YOU'RE SCARED OF A
What?

Betty > Marge(came close to cheating) > Peggy(some guy that "turned out gay") > Louis (multiple) > Francine (millions)

The implication that being 100% loyal in a relationship is negated by the fact a woman has a normal sexual past shows fear yeah, stemmed from deeply imbedded personal issues and sexual frustration from 90% of you

All terrible taste.

Give me a cyclops waifu instead

you are conflating fear with disgust
also would you make fun of somebody for being afraid of being shot in the head with a shotgun?
>hahaha you're SCARED

You're fucking stupid. Most people in the thread picked franny,

Disgust for what? You know the roast beef thing is just a meme right? A woman's pussy doesn't change really even with dozens of sexual partners, and if she's sexually responsible likely no STDs either

So what's the issue?

>you are conflating fear with disgust
Why is sex disgusting to you? Because they're not fucking you?

>cyclops
>not posting Leela

>dozens of sexual partners
>sexually responsible

All cyclops waifus are good. Including Leela.

>girl had sex before I did
>therefore she must be gross like I am
Imagine lacking this much self-awareness.

I could go with Betty.

But I'd be thinking of Wilma

>Imagine lacking this much self-awareness.
i've seen this exact same response so many times over the last month or two

Would you a Japanese Leela?

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No, only Gene Simmons, since she and Peter literally met the other three at a Denny's.

Francine isn’t 100% faithful

And irl women with more precious sexual partners are much more likely to cheat

>not choosing one of them to be your mother

lol wut

Justine is the best because she is was put there literally to be rule 34 bait and they enforce it whenever its possible. The others are just background characters that are boring and useless as fuck.
As my waifu, she gotta be 18 and pure, anything else is trash i wouldnt care about. When i hit 40 something i get one like that easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy

Lois was drugged out whore. Not sure where you get "pure" from.

god tier fapcomic

for me, it's dexter's mom

alright, time to pick a good waifu

>Jenny

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

Francine has big tits so take my answer from that.

t.triggered whore

IRL I'd take the pure girl rather than a mentally weak slot but Francine is much hotter plus she loves a drink.

Stop trying to make me fap goddammit

Francine, because she is the hottest and most pleasant to be around.

dont do it
you'll regret it

my gf has fucked "probably over 200 people" and it's great, she's up for it any way every day

What a dumb question. The only reason people worry about marrying turbo-sluts is because there's always a chance that they will just slut off and leave you. Once you take away that part of the equation, there's literally no downside to having a turbo-slut GF (provided you don't have some weird sense of "purity" and she's been tested for STD's).