>Villain listens to Opera music
Villain listens to Opera music
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>hacker listens to dubstep
>villain listens to Elton John, Rolling Stones, and MJ
>OP sucks cock
>villain quips every single time he interacts with anyone
>"Hey, you."
>hero drives a classic sports car
>listens to AC/DC, Stones, Zeppelin
>slow motion scene
>AVE MARIA
No, fuck you. Leon is a great movie.
>nuke missile hitting land
>What a wonderful world ironically playing
Can't stand this fucking hack directing
Name one
OOOOH MADONNA! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU GOOBATZ
What do you want for the villain to quote harry Potter and listen to Japanese pop music?
>funeral scene
>Amazing Grace starts playing
Yes. That would be great, especially if the writer could find a reason why harry potter has any merit. I would like to see the value others see in it as I find it very dull. I mean seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
meh, this pasta is more out then the "listen here pajeet" one about Justice league
You just named an equally cringe thing. Good job.
>movie set during vietnam war
>it ain't me starts playing
Kong managed to play every other Vietnam song other than fortunate son
...
>film set in 1999/2000
>somebody once told me starts playing
>Villain listens to Baroque compositions
>Subtitles call it classical music
Opening scene is this
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>2011 film
>P
What?
>ARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
IT'S JUST VOWELS
SUBSIDIZED
FOREIGN
FUCKING
VOWELS
>"I've been expecting you..."
I read the URL and still watched it
Fucking hell.
>inciting event
>credit music is better than the actual music of the film
>character knows a few phrases in latin
>he is considered an intellectual because of this
Nice non sequitur.
Literally never happened
>violent scene
>death metal starts playing
>it's so quiet all you can really hear is scratchy treble
>Super nerd everyman enjoys DnD
>Fat oaf, rarely memorable, eats really large yummies
>Contemptible hacks unironically call "kino" "sinema"
>Read the first letter of every word
absolute kino credits music
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