>I'm nothing without the suit
>then you shouldn't have it
I'm nothing without the suit
>can't you just be the friendly neighborhood spider-man
>can't you just be the incredible hulk
>can't you just be the mighty thor
>can't you just be the fantastic four
It's nothing new
And I thought I was insecure for being 5'7...
Post yfw Peter Parker at the age of 15 is taller than Iron Manlet.
>5'7
My nigga!
>I'm nothing without the suit
>then you shouldn't have it
He's right though, since he experienced it. That was literally the point of Iron Man 3. To show that Iron Man is Tony Stark, not just a suit of armor.
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Is that girl a tranny?
pls be one
He can't really do anything without the armor though
I don't even think he really learned a lesson except maybe humility
whoops, posted the wrong one
Are those poorly disguised platform heels?
>not being 5'9 at 13 and 6'2 at 20
He learned zero lessons in 3 solo movies and 2 Avengers movies.
That's why he built an army of drones in both IM3 and Avengers 2. Because he learned absolutely nothing.
>He can't really do anything without the armor though
He invented the armor without the armor. All the crazy tech he had in his house and tower, he built.
He infiltrated the base of a domestic terrorist with some shit he built from a shopping trip to Home Depot. He killed an Extremis super warrior with a microwave.
He's a fucking Macgyver without the armor, bro.
>dem Cuban heels
WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY STILT-MAN
WHYYYY
Tfw 5'5". This is why I wish I was Asian , at least it would be genetically canon
Why can't he own the fact that he is a manlet? Hawkweye (Renner? I forgot his name tbqh) seems to be okay with it.
Because manlets are literally subhuman to many people,why would any manlet embrace being inferior?
Those shoes are literally for women
>i'm nothing without the suit
>except my heightened senses
>increased strength
>and ability the crawl on walls
>and my bio-web
>and if it's artificial web i've made myself then clearly my IQ must have risen too
BUT NOT THE SUIT, TONY, PLEASE
>5'7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sure seems that way
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wouldn't have even realized he was on his toes if it wasn't for this thread going the way it did
That explains why his ass looks so good.
>He can't really do anything without the armor though
I don't know how many hours of film there are to argue otherwise, but it's a lot.
>I'M NOTHING WITHOUT MY HEELS
>Then you shouldn't have them
Because compensating for it just brings more attention to the fact your are a manlet.
How tall(short) is he?
How tall(short) is manlet territory?
Am 5'9, am I one?
5'10" is revered to as king of the manlets. So yeah. Anything above that is non-manlet.
Don't go down this rabbit hole user. It always ends with people claiming anything an eighth of an inch under six feet might as well be an infinitely flat, horizontal plane.
According to the meme, yes. In real life though I don't think the average person considers 5'9 to be short, 5'7 is really the point where people might think of you as short.
I'll try and follow your advice user
just working his calf muscles. gotta build up his vertical leap to get those rebounds.
Jesus Christ, those fucking shoes.
The more he tries to hide his height, the more embarrassing it is.
>In real life though I don't think the average person considers 5'9 to be short
In america, we do.
ITT: Jealousy
Sup Manlet Jr. Can't you just buy metal implants for your tibia/femur
Not a good look pal.
but those hideous shoes are
I know this is an Iron Man 3 and Avengers callback but does anyone have that behind the scenes screenshot of RDJ on a platform with his platform shoes on?
im 5'10.5
am i a manlet?
I'll do what I want because I'm 6'5'' and I eat punks like you for breakfast!
5'9 is the average height of men in America
>genetically canon
And they're still considered extremely short.
I bet you think the average cup size of D is considered extremely small.
cocklet detected
It is
Why don't Amazonians exist?
Women are incapable of running a society.
K cup nipon master race
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Whatever number /fit/ says.
>that horribly copy-pasted Jerry Lewis
that's hilarious.
This picture begs for a sad keanu.
I know this is a meme thread
But the point is he wants Peter to be better than he is
Also Iron Man 3 showed us Tony is Iron Man not the suit.