Quentin Tarantino Might Direct a Star Trek Movie

How does this go down?
75mm?
Who will Sam Jackson play?
Will we finally get a great Trek movie?

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>How does this go down?

Might turn out to be the best Trek movie since Khan. Finally something with a potential for originality that doesn't exists purely as fan service.

>75mm?

Whatever.

>Who will Sam Jackson play?

A minor character admiral of some kind is my guess.

>Will we finally get a great Trek movie?

Possibly. But in my opinion we already have two: Motion Picture and Khan.

>inb4 edgy Tarantino hater elitists

I hope it's a Ferengi heist movie.

Yeah, that's bullshit. Fartatino will never direct anything he hasn't written himself. Literally fake news shit. Also sci-fi is not his alley.

Ignore these cretins.

>mfw intergalactic revenge kino

First the Batman Ninja, now this great things keep happening.

>Kirk and Spock discuss 20th century Earth pop culture
>70's music blasts from the Enterprise as it flies around
>at least 2 scenes of Uhura's feet

>at least 2 scenes of Uhura's feet
I am 75% more interested now.

>JJ Abrams
its a fucking jewfest

WE GON SCALP SOME DAM CARDASSIANS

BEAR FERENGI BEAR FERENGI

Knowing Tarantino it will be a retelling of "Let that be your last battlefield" where the peeps with black and white faces have torn their world to pieces.

What if they redo The Voyage Home and have them travel back to the 90's/70's? They could easily work Tarantino's trademark stuff that way.

>Dead Klingon Storage
>Someone calls Uhura a nigger
>Long charismatic speech from an enemy admiral played by Christoph Waltz
>Likeable and well written side characters that all die by the end of the movie

>abrams

such a fucking jew. one of the jewiest jews that every jewed from jew town. I have no problem with nearly all jews but arbams fucking ruined trek i want him t o never ever make not one more cent from it forever but of course he will because jewish tricks.

My bet is that none of the usual characters will appear. All new cast, all new crew, unburdened by the previous movies.

But you're probably right about feet.

>at least 2 scenes of Uhura's feet

spot on

>tarantino
>uhura

OH FUCK now i REALLY want to see who he will cast and not that barely black bitch zoe saldana, a real sistah!

nigger zoe is perfect

you missed Reddit by a click.

>J.J. Abrams prepping the Tarantula

who's the cuck now?

>Motion Picture and Khan
My absolute Nigga.
I generally can't stand Trek, but those two movies are aces.

>Uhura's look changes to an homage to Pam Grier

>that doesn't exists purely as fan service.
so you've never seen a movie form the foot-fetishist before?

Would actually fit somewhat with TOS.

>someone calls uhura a nigger
Then it pans to her feet as she Kung fu kicks the person

If only this were true

Fuck off, pretentious shitkid. Taratino makes great movies.

No he doesn't.
Believing he does is like saying Michael Bay makes great movies

every character will sound like tarintino, like in almost every tarintino movie

he's dialogue is fucking kevin smith level cringe

Go be a pretentious moron elsewhere.

did someone say gritty neelix comedy?

it's that one kid who wears a leather jacket to every filmschool class regardless of the temperature

hi!

>MFW the aliens have to show their feet now

>cringe
The irony.

Different user but name one bad movie that Tarantino's made.

TELL ME MOTHERFUCKER
WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A MOTHER FUCKING STARSHIP!?

His last one
Want another?

The one before that. Another?
The one before that. Another?
The one before that..

I don't get abrams got to do with tarantino making a movie.

A glimmer of hope for the ip.

Ignore this retarded asshole.

I'm not the one who thinks Bay and Tarantino make "great movies"

LOL

If you bothered to read the article you would.
>Producer

Absolutely. Desperately needed after the STD catastrophe.

Yea sorry man, I admit I didn't read it.

Wonder if he'll set it in the original timeline

>True Romance
>From Dusk Till Dawn
>Natural Born Killers

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT OF EXACTLY THAT YESTERDAY AFTER TAKING A SHIT AT WORK!

SCREENCAP THIS, IT WILL HAPPEN!!!

Undiscovered Country was pretty kino but the constant Shakespeare qutotations is like a high school freshmen trying to sound deep

Even more interested

>Tarantino
>Will we finally get a great Trek movie?
keke

never said bay makes good movies also you're a loser

I wonder what Michael Madsen's role will be.

you're a big footlicker benis bopper blaboopistan

heheh benis xD

>Scotty you motherfucking nigger, beam me the fuck up right fucking now

>unhappy trail

Blood and guts splattered all over the Enterprise